Rate this nigga

[grimy]

How's your hairline? If you got a straight hairline, get a lineup and get your hair braided. Time to start running fly BBC game

 

[Sal]

How's your hairline? If you got a straight hairline, get a lineup and get your hair braided. Time to start running fly BBC game

My nigga.


I was thinking of deadass getting a beard and sum braids but the braid shit too feminine no?

 

[Bitch]

 

[Deleted member 7866]

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black girls are white man only

That is correct.

 

[johncruz12345]

We wuz kangz

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Beard and fade would ascend you.

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Beard and fade would ascend you.

Keep sucking his cock faggot

 

[Deleted member 6128]

This is the funniest thread in a while

 

[Sal]

Keep sucking his cock faggot

Tell me y’all see this kid in my thread right. I’m so important to this nigga lmaoo like homie you a wall no one is talking to you

 

[Sal]

This is the funniest thread in a while

Clowning these peasants. Except those who are giving genuine answers

 

[Sal]

Beard and fade would ascend you.

Say less I’ve been debating it but imma go for it. Imma get short curly hair with dye in it too to make it look nice

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Say less I’ve been debating it but imma go for it. Imma get short curly hair with dye in it too to make it look nice

You can mix both.. Fade you back and sides and keep top curly.

 

[Sal]

You can mix both.. Fade you back and sides and keep top curly.

Literally what I had in mind. Beard fade with it or nah what you think

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Literally what I had in mind. Beard fade with it or nah what you think

Yeah I think that will fit your super well.

 

[Joe Yabuki]

4.5 PSL, trim your hair it looks like my pubes

 

[Joe Yabuki]

narrow mouth is big failo, also u need better orbitals. What's your bodyfat?

 

[Sal]

4.5 PSL, trim your hair it looks like my pubes

This COVID ting got me fucked up . Idk what psl means so I’m gonna guess it’s 4.5/10?

Appreciate the reply tho

 

[Sal]

narrow mouth is big failo, also u need better orbitals. What's your bodyfat?

How do I “fix” the narrow mouth and orbitals? Implants or surgeries? Idk my body fat, but I play varsity soccer at uni level. I’m quite skinny but quarantine got be a lil bloated

 

[Joe Yabuki]

This COVID ting got me fucked up . Idk what psl means so I’m gonna guess it’s 4.5/10?

Appreciate the reply tho

PSL is the rating system of PUAhate.com, Sluthate.com and lookism.net
4.5 is normie or average looking in the scale

How do I “fix” the narrow mouth and orbitals? Implants or surgeries? Idk my body fat, but I play varsity soccer at uni level. I’m quite skinny but quarantine got be a lil bloated

Orbital rim implant for eye area or orbital decompression, also you can try putting ice near to your upper and lower eyelid, some users say that overtime it will generate some fat around your eyes making them look more hooded, hiding your lack of bone. I'm still skeptical about that.
I don't remember well but i think MSE can make your mouth wider and also improve your cheekbones.
Start trying some softmaxx techniques like gymcelling and chewing hard things, then go for the surgeries

 

[Deleted member 10907]

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My name is Cbandz whatthefuckyoutalkingaboutnigga. I’m 6’1 (both in height and in dick size, two different measurements) , 175 lb. Soccer captain at uni and street pharmacist at night. Name is Sal and I’m mixed Somalian. Second photo is when I recently dyed my hair.

List any improvements, implants, surgeries, etc. Everyone home at least two. Bitches.

Mouth widening ASAP

 

[Sal]

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Mouth widening ASAP

I’ll looking it

Thanks for taking the time

 

[Sal]

I’ll looking it

Thanks for taking the time

*look into it

 

[Sal]

PSL is the rating system of PUAhate.com, Sluthate.com and lookism.net
4.5 is normie or average looking in the scale

Orbital rim implant for eye area or orbital decompression, also you can try putting ice near to your upper and lower eyelid, some users say that overtime it will generate some fat around your eyes making them look more hooded, hiding your lack of bone. I'm still skeptical about that.
I don't remember well but i think MSE can make your mouth wider and also improve your cheekbones.
Start trying some softmaxx techniques like gymcelling and chewing hard things, then go for the surgeries

Appreciate the detailed response bro

 

[thecaste]

IPD failos you, but good skin. Take a pic with better lightning tho, I can't see any bones in the pic you posted.

 

[Gengar]

@Sal dont mind @xefo69 he's my dog and i let him off the leash today.
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your dog looks like it was imported from china

 

[MrGlutton]

If you white and mad cause you can’t get girls and try to attack me i could give two shits what a dozen white little boys who have never left their rooms in the past week have to say. Niggas are mad ugly and don’t know how to approach a birch and are trying to talk to me. I know my dick big but can’t have all y’all on it at once.

to the 1% that “ascended” tell me what I should work on.

lol

they wouldn't say this to your face anyways. you're a rookie here, you'll get used to it.

i noticed one of your problems at first is your IPD. your eyes are too close, but your eyes in particular don't look too bad.

take a better quality picture

 

[Deleted member 11406]

Well I think if I speak properly English is gonna be hard to you understand so...



Nigga u ugly a shiet

 

[Sal]

lol

they wouldn't say this to your face anyways. you're a rookie here, you'll get used to it.

i noticed one of your problems at first is your IPD. your eyes are too close, but your eyes in particular don't look too bad.

take a better quality picture

Thanks for the things I should improve on.

+ I'm hopping off this site after I get some things to improve on. I literally cringing reading these lil white kids get mad LOL

Appreciate the response

 

[Sal]

Well I think if I speak properly English is gonna be hard to you understand so...



Nigga u ugly a shiet

Yo neanderthal! Idk why you talking you too ugly to not have your own pfp or show you face sftu white boy

 

[Deleted member 11406]

Yo neanderthal! Idk why you talking you too ugly to not have your own pfp or show you face sftu white boy

I'm mulatto

 

[Sal]

I'm mulatto

Homie has 9 days on this site. Holy shit I guess no one could help yo ugly ass ascend

 

[Deleted member 11406]

Homie has 9 days on this site. Holy shit I guess no one could help yo ugly ass ascend

Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niggaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[nastynas]

i can tell a new forum superstar is in the making

welcoms

 

[Sal]

i can tell a new forum superstar is in the making

welcoms

sup broski. point me in the direction of the ascenders