Rate this pick up method i created myself

[anxiety]

You see a girl on the street near the club
You go to her and tells her that u got a couple of questions
If she allows u to speak, u need to say this:
"Ive got a dilemma. Ive recently visited my orthodontist, and she told me that she can offer me a special quote for a free mandible surgery to fix my facial asymmetry (i got no asymmetry and i know this)
But i was farming for a rhynoplasty during the year and now i need to choose one of them. Which one of those surgeries shoud i do first?"

You also need squint all the time

 

[anxiety]

I am not joking always start talking to girls like this

 

[anxiety]

Fuck wrong section

 

[324554802984230598]

been doing this newgen

 

[anxiety]

I wanted to post it in offtopic

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

I am not joking always start talking to girls like this

mirin autism

 

[Tr0ubLe]

Yeah. one time i was with oneitis alone and i started talking to her about looks theory and shit and she got really engaged lmao

 

[roadtohtnjojo]

You see a girl on the street near the club
You go to her and tells her that u got a couple of questions
If she allows u to speak, u need to say this:
"Ive got a dilemma. Ive recently visited my orthodontist, and she told me that she can offer me a special quote for a free mandible surgery to fix my facial asymmetry (i got no asymmetry and i know this)
But i was farming for a rhynoplasty during the year and now i need to choose one of them. Which one of those surgeries shoud i do first?"

You also need squint all the time

Tried this got tasered and brutally beat(bonessmashed) and mogged her

 

[anxiety]

Yeah. one time i was with oneitis alone and i started talking to her about looks theory and shit and she got really engaged lmao

It works lol
Ive even found a gf with this
This method is gold, cause:
1) you are not afraid to come to a foid with this stuff, cause you basicly just asking a question
2) she most likely would comlement your looks and ask why i care so much about my looks
3) if she asks that, then basicly shes interested, and you just need to keep talking to her about looks, and that would be easy, cause you are into this
4) she may think you are an outcast and high IQ
5) she may feel sorry for you (cause if you look at least mid MTN, she would think that you have BDD and that you are mentally ill and she may desire to help you

And never say u think that you are ugly.
If she asks if you think, that you are not beautiful, tell, that you think that you are very good looking but you want to become better

 

[Tr0ubLe]

It works lol
Ive even found a gf with this
This method is gold, cause:
1) you are not afraid to come to a foid with this stuff, cause you basicly just asking a question
2) she most likely would comlement your looks and ask why i care so much about my looks
3) if she asks that, then basicly shes interested, and you just need to keep talking to her about looks, and that would be easy, cause you are into this
4) she may think you are an outcast and high IQ
5) she may feel sorry for you (cause if you look at least mid MTN, she would think that you have BDD and that you are mentally ill and she may desire to help you

And never say u think that you are ugly.
If she asks if you think, that you are not beautiful, tell, that you think that you are very good looking but you want to become better

1. Yeah i always ask them for their oponion on some looks related thing and they start yapping.
2.when i was sitting with oneitis, at the end of discussion (was about who's the mogger of our group) she told me that i look good and commented on my jawline (ofc she didn't admit that i mog the ethnics there to obvilion cause she plays mind games)
3.indeed, she asked me if i care about the jawline stuff and shit, I flicked it off like it was natural and effortless.
4.she does think this cause she only opens up with these high iq discussions to me.
5. Nah i mog her
And ofc always be arrogant and say you mog.

 

[anxiety]

1. Yeah i always ask them for their oponion on some looks related thing and they start yapping.
2.when i was sitting with oneitis, at the end of discussion (was about who's the mogger of our group) she told me that i look good and commented on my jawline (ofc she didn't admit that i mog the ethnics there to obvilion cause she plays mind games)
3.indeed, she asked me if i care about the jawline stuff and shit, I flicked it off like it was natural and effortless.
4.she does think this cause she only opens up with these high iq discussions to me.
5. Nah i mog her
And ofc always be arrogant and say you mog.

Fuck i thought i am the only one genius who found out this shit

 

[Tr0ubLe]

Fuck i thought i am the only one genius who found out this shit

I dunno tho. I don't like to bring up BP talks around ppl but that's my passion and oneitis had to know :jfl:

 

[kradembakar]

talking to girls

Lost me at that

 

[thales20]

Mid cl tbf

 

[evifbus]

You must be a fakecel we all do this

 

[CEO]

Lmao you guys are next level nuts on here, love it