RATING SHORTCEL COPES/METHODS

[kaisoover]

I’m bored and need posts, here are copes for shortcels:

1. “HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER” (0/10)
starting off, this one is the worst one, just FUCKING HORRENDOUS. Doesn’t even need an explanation.


2.JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO (3/10)
Gymceling basically won’t do shit for you if you’re short, maybe if you’re 5’7/5’8. anything bellow that it will just give you the so called “mini pekka” build, which ultimately leads to you looking shorter and wider.

3. FRAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEIGHT. (2/10)
As much as I think frame is important, it doesn’t even come close to height. I know 4 niggas who can pull, solely because of their height, even though their recessed framecel soyfucks. Not the worst one I’ve heard though.


4. JUST FRAUD HEIGHT (1.488/10)
first of all, you’re going to look retarded if you’re 5’3 with height boosters in your shoe. Only soyfuck chinks do that, and it looks ugly. Second, do you really want to live a life of pretending? Third, when you finally get a slay, and come to the womans apartment and take off the height boosters, what the fuck will the bitch think? She’s going to leave you (obviously). this one FUCKING SUCKS.

5. IT COULD BE WORSE BRO(0/10)
I don’t give a FUCK how much worse my height or situation could be. It won’t change the fact I’m LITERALLY below average height.

6. “CHARISMA” (3/10)
might work on some women, only if you’re 5’8 though. If you’re 5’4 and try “muh charisma” thinking shit will save you, you’ll just get laughed at.


7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

8. HGH (8/10)
fucking amazing, works only if your growthplates are open though. Otherwise you just waste time, money, sanity,..

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive, posting on tiktok is a good way to cope. Nobody knows your height and you just have women fawning over you. Shit doesn’t help irl though


10. BECOMING A FEMBOY (FAGGOT NIGGER/10)
just rope instead of this jfl

 

[Divineincel]

I’m bored and need posts, here are copes for shortcels:

1. “HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER” (0/10)
starting off, this one is the worst one, just FUCKING HORRENDOUS. Doesn’t even need an explanation.


2.JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO (3/10)
Gymceling basically won’t do shit for you if you’re short, maybe if you’re 5’7/5’8. anything bellow that it will just give you the so called “mini pekka” build, which ultimately leads to you looking shorter and wider.

3. FRAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEIGHT. (2/10)
As much as I think frame is important, it doesn’t even come close to height. I know 4 niggas who can pull, solely because of their height, even though their recessed framecel soyfucks. Not the worst one I’ve heard though.


4. JUST FRAUD HEIGHT (1.488/10)
first of all, you’re going to look retarded if you’re 5’3 with height boosters in your shoe. Only soyfuck chinks do that, and it looks ugly. Second, do you really want to live a life of pretending? Third, when you finally get a slay, and come to the womans apartment and take off the height boosters, what the fuck will the bitch think? She’s going to leave you (obviously). this one FUCKING SUCKS.

5. IT COULD BE WORSE BRO(0/10)
I don’t give a FUCK how much worse my height or situation could be. It won’t change the fact I’m LITERALLY below average height.

6. “CHARISMA” (3/10)
might work on some women, only if you’re 5’8 though. If you’re 5’4 and try “muh charisma” thinking shit will save you, you’ll just get laughed at.


7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

8. HGH (8/10)
fucking amazing, works only if your growthplates are open though. Otherwise you just waste time, money, sanity,..

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive, posting on tiktok is a good way to cope. Nobody knows your height and you just have women fawning over you. Shit doesn’t help irl though


10. BECOMING A FEMBOY (FAGGOT NIGGER/10)
just rope instead of this jfl

Shortcel nowadays is basically every man under 6’2

 

[kaisoover]

Shortcel nowadays is basically everyone under 6’2

online yeah, irl no. If you’re 5’10 with a good frame you should be fine ngl

 

[PrettyLights]

honestly even to this day i still cant see how height would be a significant disadvantage given you have an attractive look

 

[topology]

Execute this guy for putting hgh above LLS and frauding

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

Execute this guy for putting hgh above LLS and frauding

 

[kaisoover]

Execute this guy for putting hgh above LLS and frauding

nigga, hgh makes you grow past your potential, it’s 100500x better than LLS (which once again, fucks you up and costs a ton) and frauding, which is just a cucks way of saying “i’m a pussy”

 

[kaisoover]

honestly even to this day i still cant see how height would be a significant disadvantage given you have an attractive look

pick a model, any model. now imagine him walking around at 5’3 and 6’3.

 

[killuacel]

7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

Stop tearing down my LL dreams

 

[kaisoover]

Stop tearing down my LL dreams

sorry boyo, it’s okay. Maybe by the time we’re old enough to do LL it will be far more advanced and we’ll live happy ever after (I’m coping)

 

[kaisoover]

good point man

 

[ascensionisgold]

I’m bored and need posts, here are copes for shortcels:

1. “HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER” (0/10)
starting off, this one is the worst one, just FUCKING HORRENDOUS. Doesn’t even need an explanation.


2.JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO (3/10)
Gymceling basically won’t do shit for you if you’re short, maybe if you’re 5’7/5’8. anything bellow that it will just give you the so called “mini pekka” build, which ultimately leads to you looking shorter and wider.

3. FRAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEIGHT. (2/10)
As much as I think frame is important, it doesn’t even come close to height. I know 4 niggas who can pull, solely because of their height, even though their recessed framecel soyfucks. Not the worst one I’ve heard though.


4. JUST FRAUD HEIGHT (1.488/10)
first of all, you’re going to look retarded if you’re 5’3 with height boosters in your shoe. Only soyfuck chinks do that, and it looks ugly. Second, do you really want to live a life of pretending? Third, when you finally get a slay, and come to the womans apartment and take off the height boosters, what the fuck will the bitch think? She’s going to leave you (obviously). this one FUCKING SUCKS.

5. IT COULD BE WORSE BRO(0/10)
I don’t give a FUCK how much worse my height or situation could be. It won’t change the fact I’m LITERALLY below average height.

6. “CHARISMA” (3/10)
might work on some women, only if you’re 5’8 though. If you’re 5’4 and try “muh charisma” thinking shit will save you, you’ll just get laughed at.


7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

8. HGH (8/10)
fucking amazing, works only if your growthplates are open though. Otherwise you just waste time, money, sanity,..

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive, posting on tiktok is a good way to cope. Nobody knows your height and you just have women fawning over you. Shit doesn’t help irl though


10. BECOMING A FEMBOY (FAGGOT NIGGER/10)
just rope instead of this jfl

What about bonesmashing?

 

[killuacel]

sorry boyo, it’s okay. Maybe by the time we’re old enough to do LL it will be far more advanced and we’ll live happy ever after (I’m coping)

your right bro, by that point they will be able to get everyone to 6,3 with no risks and quick recovery!

 

[PrettyLights]

pick a model, any model. now imagine him walking around at 5’3 and 6’3.

thanks for strawmaning my entire shit. this is why you're never escaping greycelldom

 

[kaisoover]

your right bro, by that point they will be able to get everyone to 6,3 with no risks and quick recovery!

I’m sure of it

 

[kaisoover]

thanks for strawmaning my entire shit. this is why you're never escaping greycelldom

“join date 1. jul 2025” grey calling another grey a grey

 

[kaisoover]

thanks for strawmaning my entire shit. this is why you're never escaping greycelldom

it’s a simple scenario and proves so much wtf is there grey about this? It makes a huge difference no foid will pick a 5’3 nigga over a 6’3 nigga

 

[kaisoover]

What about bonesmashing?

I don’t see how that helps with height but go on

 

[Mess]

It depends on how far you are from ideal.
For a 5'3 dude, it's over. For the 5'7 guy, he can compensate. For the 5'11 guy, he'll be fine.

 

[xevuxia]

Yeah fr man im 6’2.5 i want to be 6’5-6’6 soo baad

 

[kaisoover]

It depends on how far you are from ideal.
For a 5'3 dude, it's over. For the 5'7 guy, he can compensate. For the 5'11 guy, he'll be fine.

yeah exactly. Honestly if you’re 5’10 at the VERY LEAST 5’9 you should be okay.

 

[kaisoover]

Yeah fr man im 6’2.5 i want to be 6’5-6’6 soo baad

greedy shit

 

[Saint Casanova]

nigga, hgh makes you grow past your potential, it’s 100500x better than LLS (which once again, fucks you up and costs a ton) and frauding, which is just a cucks way of saying “i’m a pussy”

No it won’t. All the studies are on people with idiopathic short stature.

If you’re within your genetic range, it won’t really exceed your potential. Maybe by 1-2 inches

 

[kaisoover]

No it won’t. All the studies are on people with idiopathic short stature.

If you’re within your genetic range, it won’t really exceed your potential. Maybe by 1-2 inches

either way, even though I was wrong, it still far exceeds LL.

 

[Saint Casanova]

either way, even though I was wrong, it still far exceeds LL.

It doesn’t because LL is the only thing that can exceed your height past your genetic wall.

 

[kaisoover]

It doesn’t because LL is the only thing that can exceed your height past your genetic wall.

Yeah, at the cost of being unable to run, jump, walk normal, swim,.. It’s not really worth it, especially if you’re 5’7 and above.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Yeah, at the cost of being unable to run, jump, walk normal, swim,.. It’s not really worth it, especially if you’re 5’7 and above.

This is a cope by poorcels. High quality LL with good recovery will let you do all that. You might not be able to perform as a peak athlete but for day to day purposes, you’ll be fine.

 

[ascensionisgold]

I don’t see how that helps with height but go on

People bonesmash their heels to get taller

 

[kaisoover]

This is a cope by poorcels. High quality LL with good recovery will let you do all that. You might not be able to perform as a peak athlete but for day to day purposes, you’ll be fine.

yeah, I guess. I mean if thats a fair trade to you then do it. I personally wouldn’t or ATLEAST wouldn’t until I’m like 40, where I know I won’t be doing peak athletic shit

 

[kaisoover]

People bonesmash their heels to get taller

insane, never heard of it.