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U guys ever drink some raw milk on some primal goatis shi and realized it's from an foid cow?
Ok jokes aside, early humans starting the consumption of the milk of another species might be the start of the hell that is our world today?
As we all know, early humans are hunter gatherers. We just hunt some mammoth and gather some fruits and nuts type shi.
But then one guy, we gonna call him oonga, got horny looking at some dead hunted Mammoth titties and started releasing his primal desires on it. The taste that he had forgotten since the last day he sucked on his mother's teat is once again flooding his mouth. Oonga realized that it's pretty good. However he can't get this magical milky elixir anytime he wants bcs his fellow hunter gatherers only hunt Mammoths for the meat.
Oonga then got a brilliant idea, he can keep some of the Mammoths so that he can have milk anytime he wants,he can also eat the meat later. THIS is the birth of domestication. Not only for the mammoth, but also for oonga and the rest of his future descendants.
Domesticating animals now means oonga is no longer a free hunter gatherer just living in nature, he's now a cucked domesticated farmboy. He has to spend energy take care of his herd animals. Less energy and time to hunt, which in turn leads his future descendants to the birth of agriculture bcs now they're stuck in one place. Which can support small society, starting dawn of civilization. However, this is probably why u have a sub5 recessed skull due to the lack of nutrition from only eating grainsludge goyslop.
From this point onwards, one thing leads to another and here we are today. Ur short with recessed sub5 skull and has to wageslave till the day u die. The worst part is raw milk isn't even as healthy as those primal folks love to brag abt. Sure it's still an animal product which is our biologically adapted diet, but it's a food designed for babies. For grown adults, it can cause inflammation,ages u faster etc.
In conclusion, all ur suffering today is caused by oonga and his mammoth bazongas.
Ok jokes aside, early humans starting the consumption of the milk of another species might be the start of the hell that is our world today?
As we all know, early humans are hunter gatherers. We just hunt some mammoth and gather some fruits and nuts type shi.
But then one guy, we gonna call him oonga, got horny looking at some dead hunted Mammoth titties and started releasing his primal desires on it. The taste that he had forgotten since the last day he sucked on his mother's teat is once again flooding his mouth. Oonga realized that it's pretty good. However he can't get this magical milky elixir anytime he wants bcs his fellow hunter gatherers only hunt Mammoths for the meat.
Oonga then got a brilliant idea, he can keep some of the Mammoths so that he can have milk anytime he wants,he can also eat the meat later. THIS is the birth of domestication. Not only for the mammoth, but also for oonga and the rest of his future descendants.
Domesticating animals now means oonga is no longer a free hunter gatherer just living in nature, he's now a cucked domesticated farmboy. He has to spend energy take care of his herd animals. Less energy and time to hunt, which in turn leads his future descendants to the birth of agriculture bcs now they're stuck in one place. Which can support small society, starting dawn of civilization. However, this is probably why u have a sub5 recessed skull due to the lack of nutrition from only eating grainsludge goyslop.
From this point onwards, one thing leads to another and here we are today. Ur short with recessed sub5 skull and has to wageslave till the day u die. The worst part is raw milk isn't even as healthy as those primal folks love to brag abt. Sure it's still an animal product which is our biologically adapted diet, but it's a food designed for babies. For grown adults, it can cause inflammation,ages u faster etc.
In conclusion, all ur suffering today is caused by oonga and his mammoth bazongas.
