Real reason for the war in Iran they keep hidden

[klip11]

@Jason Voorhees is currently hiding in Iran. Haitian cannibals want to capture him so they can cook him and eat him. He's tasty and high in nutrients.

So the Haitian cannibals cast a spell on Trump and made him attack Iran until the Iranian government hands over @Jason Voorhees to the Haitian cannibals.

@ZenithZXV @Swarthy Knight @mrdouchebag

 

[LTNhell63]

I knew it

 

[Swarthy Knight]

He's tasty and high in nutrients

 

[Aurelius74]

You said gay but not liar

 

[klip11]

Haitian cannibals say he's high in protein

 

[stonecold trucel]

 

[klip11]

@optimisticzoomer @stonecold trucel thought

@imontheloose @Magnus Ironblood

 

[mrdouchebag]

They are after his brain.
They believe that if they consume it they'll ascend by at least 100 IQ points.

 

[Tenres]

Maybe if they eat him they'll start teleporting

 

[klip11]

They are after his brain.
They believe that if they consume it they'll ascend by at least 100 IQ points.

Then they'll have a 600 IQ

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@optimisticzoomer @stonecold trucel thought

@imontheloose @Magnus Ironblood

Das rite