real talk: it's nice to live in a house. but it sucks that there's one bathroom that is right next to the bedroom

[bourgeoizyzz]

Somedays I just want to take a massive hairy shit in private, but my girlfriend doesn't get out of bed and do anything until about 2:30

My butthole gets really sore from waiting for a little privacy

 

[Caspian]

Dude anally torturing himself because he can't take a shit next to his girl. You actually sound like a woman yourself that's funny.

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Dude anally torturing himself because he can't take a shit next to his girl. You actually sound like a woman yourself that's funny.

Dude, what's about to come out of me hasn't been witnessed since WWI

 

[Caspian]

Dude, what's about to come out of me hasn't been witnessed since WWI

I think you just enjoying the anal stimulation, imagining that's her pegging you