Realising my mistake

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So usually when I fap I do it as quick as possible. My table is facing the doorway and I get scared my gf will come in. And most of the time I'm too lazy to grab a tissue or whatever.

Anyways, I usually finish on the backside of the table or the top, you can't really see it in the room because of the low lighting and I didn't think it would be a problem

Today I was cleaning this room up and wanted to wipe the table

I flipped it over

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What how


I am truly a degenerate scumbag jfl
 
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wow and i thought hamza was larping about wall coomers holy hell
 
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why dont u shoot ur load inside a bottle and give it to some roastie who needs kids
 
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wow and i thought hamza was larping about wall coomers holy hell

Being unemployed has pushed me over the edge

Look at the state of my PS5 controller for example

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All those babies wasted!
 
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The truth is even worse



Biden


@geezcel
 
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>has a gf
>still faps

certified iberian master race moment
 
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Why the hell would anyone be scared of that still fell for the larp ngl
 
Meanwhile the bull was ravaging the gf inside the room
 
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Hmm, tricked me, you did.

Calling your mom, i was.
 
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this is what living with a gf takes from us
we are forced to wank in a dark corner of our home without a shred dignity
 
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I fap in the toilet for 3 years know i wonder if at some point the toilet will get clogged and a monster made of cum will get out
 
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So usually when I fap I do it as quick as possible. My table is facing the doorway and I get scared my gf will come in. And most of the time I'm too lazy to grab a tissue or whatever.

Anyways, I usually finish on the backside of the table or the top, you can't really see it in the room because of the low lighting and I didn't think it would be a problem

Today I was cleaning this room up and wanted to wipe the table

I flipped it over

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I am truly a degenerate scumbag jfl
Not watching that but use a trash bin like a normal person.
 
I fap in the toilet for 3 years know i wonder if at some point the toilet will get clogged and a monster made of cum will get out
1000

Gillian Anderson Eye Roll GIF


(Now and then I have to remind think to myself of prime Gillian Anderson.)
 
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it makes a biohazard area around it that is allergic for some people, don't ask how i know this.
 

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