Realising my mistake

[Deleted member 2381]

So usually when I fap I do it as quick as possible. My table is facing the doorway and I get scared my gf will come in. And most of the time I'm too lazy to grab a tissue or whatever.

Anyways, I usually finish on the backside of the table or the top, you can't really see it in the room because of the low lighting and I didn't think it would be a problem

Today I was cleaning this room up and wanted to wipe the table

I flipped it over

Spoiler

I am truly a degenerate scumbag jfl

 

[Deleted member 14693]

wow and i thought hamza was larping about wall coomers holy hell

 

[Deleted member 23772]

why dont u shoot ur load inside a bottle and give it to some roastie who needs kids

 

[Deleted member 2381]

wow and i thought hamza was larping about wall coomers holy hell

Being unemployed has pushed me over the edge

Look at the state of my PS5 controller for example

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

All those babies wasted!

 

[Deleted member 2381]

All those babies wasted!

Low sex appeal genetic garbage manlet material anyway

 

[Deleted member 2381]

The truth is even worse

@geezcel

 

[garoupilled_]

>has a gf
>still faps

certified iberian master race moment

 

[Deleted member 2381]

>has a gf
>still faps

certified iberian master race moment

read the rest of the thread

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Why the hell would anyone be scared of that still fell for the larp ngl

 

[garoupilled_]

read the rest of the thread

no i dont think i will

 

[Gladiator]

Meanwhile the bull was ravaging the gf inside the room

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Hmm, tricked me, you did.

Calling your mom, i was.

 

[geezcel]

this is what living with a gf takes from us
we are forced to wank in a dark corner of our home without a shred dignity

 

[Deleted member 20399]

read the rest of the thread

Why do u always do this

 

[Deleted member 28117]

I fap in the toilet for 3 years know i wonder if at some point the toilet will get clogged and a monster made of cum will get out

 

[Deleted member 15468]

Being unemployed has pushed me over the edge

Look at the state of my PS5 controller for example

do you defecate on your controller?

 

[Deleted member 22627]

So usually when I fap I do it as quick as possible. My table is facing the doorway and I get scared my gf will come in. And most of the time I'm too lazy to grab a tissue or whatever.

Anyways, I usually finish on the backside of the table or the top, you can't really see it in the room because of the low lighting and I didn't think it would be a problem

Today I was cleaning this room up and wanted to wipe the table

I flipped it over

Spoiler

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I am truly a degenerate scumbag jfl

Not watching that but use a trash bin like a normal person.

 

[Deleted member 2381]

do you defecate on your controller?

 

[Deleted member 15468]

bro wiped his ass with it

 

[infini]

I fap in the toilet for 3 years know i wonder if at some point the toilet will get clogged and a monster made of cum will get out

(Now and then I have to remind think to myself of prime Gillian Anderson.)

 

[Psychophilly]

it makes a biohazard area around it that is allergic for some people, don't ask how i know this.