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The Buddha, was born in India, roughly about "we don't how long ago" years ago.
We however, know that, he was born during a lunar eclipse.
He also associated with Furries a lot.
The Buddha, also had a pet peeve for making fun of "non-virgin Dalits"
He claimed, he wrote this down on his personal bible.
After he turned, r/Im14andthisisdeep.
He realized, if not he went out and become a monk.
He'd have to get maritialraped.
And so he did, he did go and became a monk.
He abused other monks, tortured them psychologically.
He did drugs(Psychedelic ones), he banned wooo-men from entering his high reach.
He turns into a complete Lunar lunatic and night, even a Lycanthrope beast.
This all contributed to him getting a bad rep, and his main disciples, snitching on him.
He copied Jainism afterwards, this made his rep a bit better.
Although, quite shit still(literally)
Even after all the mediation and copium puffing,
he still craved hedonistic pleasure before he passed away.
Thus, he died, and he probably won't collect "good karma"
Which he basically popularized(the Karma theory)
His teaching were vain and utterly useless.
He also ripped em off from older, Indian beliefs and such.
Rip bozo, won't be missed.
We however, know that, he was born during a lunar eclipse.
He also associated with Furries a lot.
The Buddha, also had a pet peeve for making fun of "non-virgin Dalits"
He claimed, he wrote this down on his personal bible.
After he turned, r/Im14andthisisdeep.
He realized, if not he went out and become a monk.
He'd have to get maritialraped.
And so he did, he did go and became a monk.
He abused other monks, tortured them psychologically.
He did drugs(Psychedelic ones), he banned wooo-men from entering his high reach.
He turns into a complete Lunar lunatic and night, even a Lycanthrope beast.
This all contributed to him getting a bad rep, and his main disciples, snitching on him.
He copied Jainism afterwards, this made his rep a bit better.
Although, quite shit still(literally)
Even after all the mediation and copium puffing,
he still craved hedonistic pleasure before he passed away.
Thus, he died, and he probably won't collect "good karma"
Which he basically popularized(the Karma theory)
His teaching were vain and utterly useless.
He also ripped em off from older, Indian beliefs and such.
Rip bozo, won't be missed.