OldRooster
*******Get off my lawn!******* 65, stop asking.
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All of his heroics occurred only in his mind, the entire movie is just him recounting fanciful aspie stories to passerbys.
He didn't influence Elvis, he never even meet Elvis.
He wasn't a college football star, he didn't even go to college.
He wasn't a war hero, he didn't even serve in the Military.
He wasn't a table tennis phenomenon.
He wasn't a hugely successful Shrimp boat operator.
He didn't jog across the Country.
He didn't invest in Apple Computer.
He didn't impregnate Jenny.
He did mow the lawn at the local baseball field. And his mother was a slut, those parts were true.
He didn't influence Elvis, he never even meet Elvis.
He wasn't a college football star, he didn't even go to college.
He wasn't a war hero, he didn't even serve in the Military.
He wasn't a table tennis phenomenon.
He wasn't a hugely successful Shrimp boat operator.
He didn't jog across the Country.
He didn't invest in Apple Computer.
He didn't impregnate Jenny.
He did mow the lawn at the local baseball field. And his mother was a slut, those parts were true.