RedBull mogs Monster

[Beastimmung]

White Red-Bull:
Product of German inventive spirit (Austria)
Clear and light blue like the sky of Hyperborea
Flavor: Coconut (spirit of conquest) and blueberry (connection to homeland)
Real sugar (Ray Peat-coded Vrilmaxxing)
More expensive then Monster (aristocratic)
Profits flow into alternative media (ServusTV) and Faustian extreme sports

Meanwhile White Monster:
Anglo trash beverage (cringe)
Milky slop looks like water with cum
Tastes like ????—maybe lab waste or something
Artificial sweeteners (unhealthy)

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Red BVLL wins (black BVLLs and white BVLLs on suicide watch).

 

[sigma boii]

Cans are too small

 

[AustrianOak47]

cope

 

[FastBananaCEO]

facts

 

[cytoplasm]

Monster has cooler looking cans

All energy drinks taste the same, just get the cheapest one

 

[prettyboylite]

White Red-Bull:
Product of German inventive spirit (Austria)
Clear and light blue like the sky of Hyperborea
Flavor: Coconut (spirit of conquest) and blueberry (connection to homeland)
Real sugar (Ray Peat-coded Vrilmaxxing)
More expensive then Monster (aristocratic)
Profits flow into alternative media (ServusTV) and Faustian extreme sports

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Meanwhile White Monster:
Anglo trash beverage (cringe)
Milky slop looks like water with cum
Tastes like ????—maybe lab waste or something
Artificial sweeteners (unhealthy)
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Anyone who likes monster is a 14 yo

 

[Deleted member 130748]

White Red-Bull:
Product of German inventive spirit (Austria)
Clear and light blue like the sky of Hyperborea
Flavor: Coconut (spirit of conquest) and blueberry (connection to homeland)
Real sugar (Ray Peat-coded Vrilmaxxing)
More expensive then Monster (aristocratic)
Profits flow into alternative media (ServusTV) and Faustian extreme sports

View attachment 3656726
Meanwhile White Monster:
Anglo trash beverage (cringe)
Milky slop looks like water with cum
Tastes like ????—maybe lab waste or something
Artificial sweeteners (unhealthy)
View attachment 3656733

Water info @albanianblackguy

 

[Petsmart]

Red bull sucks

 

[Deleted member 115294]

only one true mogger

 

[sigma boii]

An XL size redbull is the same amount as a small size monster

 

[piec]

water

 

[piec]

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only one true mogger

nigga this looks like its 25 cents per can at the gas station

 

[Deleted member 115294]

nigga this looks like its 25 cents per can at the gas station

@hopecel , they dont know about the nectar made by god himself

 

[GrainMunchingGoy]

nigga what the fuck even is white red bull, anyway monster has probably close to double digit flavours that mog red bull to oblivion, worst take on the forum.

 

[wollet2]

nigga what the fuck even is white red bull, anyway monster has probably close to double digit flavours that mog red bull to oblivion, worst take on the forum.

op is addicted to semen it seems

 

[GrainMunchingGoy]

op is addicted to semen it seems

literally the only possible explanation for such a subhuman level opinion.

 

[lastofus123]

Monster mogs bruh, red bull is for pussies