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Alright the not so long-awaited reddit social experiment is done!
Enjoy!
Heres the OG post. (Its been a month lol)
It was basically reversing the roles of the infamous "wife fucks dog story"
Reddit cucks obv responded with their usual woman-loving bullshit.
"Get therapy" "Talk it out with her" "Its not this serious"
So I wanted to do the same thing 13 years later but with a man.
So i wrote this elaborate story out that mirrors the old one... (but with a man)
Alright so I posted it to r/sex just like the og one.
anddd...
So I tried messaging the mods...
Yeah that sucked. So I ended up quitting this whole thing.
Up until now...
Today I bravely reposted to r/offmychest
I didn't expect much. I thought it would get removed. dnred. lost into the other dozens of fucked up posts.
But it didn't.
About an hour later I woke up to this :
oh my lord thats alot of reddit points
Here is the post if ya'll wanna check it out:
Caging at the responses
Two responses defended me doe:
Then the haters:
And then ofcourse... who would forget.
Couples counseling!
Hope ya'll enjoyed!
@Big Boss @soapbubble @Revent @greylurker
Enjoy!
Heres the OG post. (Its been a month lol)
It was basically reversing the roles of the infamous "wife fucks dog story"
“Found out my wife used to have sex with her dog when she was younger.
Wife and I have been married for 15 years. After Thanksgiving, I was looking through some old pictures of her. She was sharing with me stories, and I noticed one of them she was in bed with her dog (she was 11 in that picture).
I made a joke about if she used to do the peanut butter trick. Wife told me she did have her dog eat her out a couple times, said she was curious. Said it felt good, I thought it was weird but I heard plenty of stories of people getting oral sex from dogs. I didn't judge her, just asked if he was better than me. We laughed about it, and that was that.
However the next day, she started bringing up her old dog again. She ended up telling me more about her dog. Long story short, from when she was 11, to when she left for college she would have sex with her dog. (YES PIV).
I could tell she was embarassed sharing the story, I didn't really know how to react. I wanted to laugh, wanted to think it was all a joke, but she was sincere. After sharing the story, she was relieved that I didn't judge her. She told me I was the first person she has ever told and how great it felt getting it off of her chest and how great of a husband I am.
The problem is I still can't rap my head around this. I am still thinking about her tiny self getting mounted by her golden retriever. I don't know why, but now when I look at my wife I keep thinking dog slut. I love my wife to death, we have three beautiful children together, and I get that it took a lot of courage sharing that with me. And I don't want to come off as judging or hurt her feelings. But I am still hung up on this, I don't want to tell her that my brain is still fried from when she told me but it is. I want her to feel safe telling me things and me telling her that I am fucked up because she opened up to me would mess with us. When I am at work and I just keep imagining her moaning to a fucking dog. If it was just the eating out part I wouldn't care but the fact they had intercourse is really fucking with my head.
She told me some other things that fucked with my head. She told me that the thing that made the whole experience so unique was the fact that having sex with a dog is very primal. In the sense that when a dog starts going he doesn't stop even if it was hurting her. Dog doesn't know what rape is. And then there is the "knot" (you can google that).
**Some more information** - okay guys people have been asking why I included the fact she is petite and all. It's because to her, this wasn't just like a vibrator or dildo type thing. She got off on the fact that the dog would dominate her, the fact he wouldn't let go of her. The dog literally made her his bitch.
The knot aspect of sex, that she couldn't escape from him and it would hurt her a bit (she described it as "the good kind of hurt"). And as a human I can't form a knot, and even if I could I don't want to remind her of her doggy days.
She was embarassed at first about sharing this, but now she describes the whole thing fondly. That she would think about coming home to having a loyal lover. She said, she just had to take her clothes off and her dog would know what was coming.
This is what really is fucking with my head. The only good thing that I can think of, is when I talked about getting a dog a while back she suggested we didn't.
What do I do guys?”
Wife and I have been married for 15 years. After Thanksgiving, I was looking through some old pictures of her. She was sharing with me stories, and I noticed one of them she was in bed with her dog (she was 11 in that picture).
I made a joke about if she used to do the peanut butter trick. Wife told me she did have her dog eat her out a couple times, said she was curious. Said it felt good, I thought it was weird but I heard plenty of stories of people getting oral sex from dogs. I didn't judge her, just asked if he was better than me. We laughed about it, and that was that.
However the next day, she started bringing up her old dog again. She ended up telling me more about her dog. Long story short, from when she was 11, to when she left for college she would have sex with her dog. (YES PIV).
I could tell she was embarassed sharing the story, I didn't really know how to react. I wanted to laugh, wanted to think it was all a joke, but she was sincere. After sharing the story, she was relieved that I didn't judge her. She told me I was the first person she has ever told and how great it felt getting it off of her chest and how great of a husband I am.
The problem is I still can't rap my head around this. I am still thinking about her tiny self getting mounted by her golden retriever. I don't know why, but now when I look at my wife I keep thinking dog slut. I love my wife to death, we have three beautiful children together, and I get that it took a lot of courage sharing that with me. And I don't want to come off as judging or hurt her feelings. But I am still hung up on this, I don't want to tell her that my brain is still fried from when she told me but it is. I want her to feel safe telling me things and me telling her that I am fucked up because she opened up to me would mess with us. When I am at work and I just keep imagining her moaning to a fucking dog. If it was just the eating out part I wouldn't care but the fact they had intercourse is really fucking with my head.
She told me some other things that fucked with my head. She told me that the thing that made the whole experience so unique was the fact that having sex with a dog is very primal. In the sense that when a dog starts going he doesn't stop even if it was hurting her. Dog doesn't know what rape is. And then there is the "knot" (you can google that).
**Some more information** - okay guys people have been asking why I included the fact she is petite and all. It's because to her, this wasn't just like a vibrator or dildo type thing. She got off on the fact that the dog would dominate her, the fact he wouldn't let go of her. The dog literally made her his bitch.
The knot aspect of sex, that she couldn't escape from him and it would hurt her a bit (she described it as "the good kind of hurt"). And as a human I can't form a knot, and even if I could I don't want to remind her of her doggy days.
She was embarassed at first about sharing this, but now she describes the whole thing fondly. That she would think about coming home to having a loyal lover. She said, she just had to take her clothes off and her dog would know what was coming.
This is what really is fucking with my head. The only good thing that I can think of, is when I talked about getting a dog a while back she suggested we didn't.
What do I do guys?”
Reddit cucks obv responded with their usual woman-loving bullshit.
"Get therapy" "Talk it out with her" "Its not this serious"
So I wanted to do the same thing 13 years later but with a man.
So i wrote this elaborate story out that mirrors the old one... (but with a man
)So this might be a messy rant and I am so sorry if it sounds ridiculous or messy but I just want to get it out of my chest.
So I (36F) have been married to my husband (40M) for six years now. Last night we had sex and afterwards we started talking. I think he was feeling extra open because of the wine. Cause he was just raving about the head I just gave him. Which felt good on my end. But then he mentioned how his childhood dog would "go down on him" when he was a kid. And how it reminded him of that. I Inmediately I froze up. I honestly didn't know what to say. I just wanted to scream for help.
I just played it off and told him that he really needs to get to bed before he starts saying anything else. And he did. But honestly? It fucking grosses me out. Not just the act itself. it’s the fact that he doesn’t seem to think there’s anything wrong with it.
This morning he woke up and kissed me. Asked me if I wanted breakfast. As if nothing had happened. I cant get over it. Should I do something? Is this some sort of dealbreaker. Based on the way he said it. It seemed like something along time ago. But i honestly dont know. Please help me.
I literally don't want to ever have sex with this man anymore.
TLDR: My husband admitted to engaging in sexual relations with his childhood dog while drunk, and now I cant get over it.
So I (36F) have been married to my husband (40M) for six years now. Last night we had sex and afterwards we started talking. I think he was feeling extra open because of the wine. Cause he was just raving about the head I just gave him. Which felt good on my end. But then he mentioned how his childhood dog would "go down on him" when he was a kid. And how it reminded him of that. I Inmediately I froze up. I honestly didn't know what to say. I just wanted to scream for help.
I just played it off and told him that he really needs to get to bed before he starts saying anything else. And he did. But honestly? It fucking grosses me out. Not just the act itself. it’s the fact that he doesn’t seem to think there’s anything wrong with it.
This morning he woke up and kissed me. Asked me if I wanted breakfast. As if nothing had happened. I cant get over it. Should I do something? Is this some sort of dealbreaker. Based on the way he said it. It seemed like something along time ago. But i honestly dont know. Please help me.
I literally don't want to ever have sex with this man anymore.
TLDR: My husband admitted to engaging in sexual relations with his childhood dog while drunk, and now I cant get over it.
Alright so I posted it to r/sex just like the og one.
anddd...
It was removed:
So I tried messaging the mods...
Yeah that sucked. So I ended up quitting this whole thing.
Up until now...
Today I bravely reposted to r/offmychest
I didn't expect much. I thought it would get removed. dnred. lost into the other dozens of fucked up posts.
But it didn't.
About an hour later I woke up to this
:
Here is the post if ya'll wanna check it out:
Caging at the responses
Two responses defended me doe:
Then the haters:
And then ofcourse... who would forget.
Couples counseling!
Hope ya'll enjoyed!
@Big Boss @soapbubble @Revent @greylurker
