Reddit escort falls in love with Chad client (OVER)

[mrdouchebag]

So now chads are stealing even escort's hearts ?

This is what happens to high end escorts that got addicted to Chad's cock. From making thousands of dollars a day living in a fancy apartment in Manhattan to being a homeless beggar begging for some pennies in the streets.
They got addicted to Chad's cock. But given that they are women and living in fantasy land, they also asked him to pay the normal rate.
Of course Chad can get hotties to fuck for free, so why the fuck would he pay? No reason to pay at all. What is this? Fucking charity?Lmao. Chad's dick is as expensive as some hottie's coochie after all. He ain't overpaying. Tit for tat, slut.
So day by day their number of clients went down and down and down. Till it reached zero.
All those plain looking billionaires that these ladies were seeing? Nah, the bitches found all those guys "too ugly" to even entertain.
And of course the billionaires left and went and ordered some 20 year old russian model bride from abroad. They couldn't give a flying fuck about these slags anymore.
So what happened to these ladies?
Well, they just became another average club slut that is getting porked by a different Chad every other day.
However, with zero money coming in, they eventually also ended up homeless.
Now postwall, wrinkly with teeth missing and begging for pennies from random strangers in order to eat a mcdonalds burger.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Tag any escortcels ITT so they rope after reading what these whores think of them

As a former escortcel.. you really think this isn't common sense to everyone?

 

[BadLuck7892]

6'0, young, white and lean is probably good enough for them to find you attractive.

Most of their clients are oldcel 50 year old fat rich white boomers

The idea that most clients are old is the biggest myth ever.

Based on what escorts have shared with me, younger clients are a lot more common than you think. Hell, I've even had a 51 year old escort tell me a majority of her clients are 18-25.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Why don't they hookup with you for free then? It's brutal how they get attractive man sex and also get paid $400 an hour

You could probably hookup with Tinder and Bumble chicks for free isntead of paying

As for why they don't bang me for free: As they explained, they view getting paid to fuck attractive men as a best-of-both-worlds arrangement.

I've used Bumble (but never got laid on it). I hear the gender ratio on Tinder makes getting laid next to impossible for men.

I've gotten free sex from Craigslist and datehookup before. Unfortunately, Craigslist no longer allows hookup ads (and datehookup no longer exists)

For that matter though, I could probably get laid by foids I meet organically if it weren't for my autism.

 

[BadLuck7892]

As a former escortcel.. you really think this isn't common sense to everyone?

I used to get laid for free on a somewhat reliable basis (I nailed 6 free foids in 2012 alone).

Yet I'm now an escortcel.

I'm the reverse of you (you're a former escortcel who ascended out of escortcelling; I, on the other hand, descended into escortcelling)

What was your secret to escape escortceldom?

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I used to get laid for free on a somewhat reliable basis (I nailed 6 free foids in 2012 alone).

Yet I'm now an escortcel.

I'm the reverse of you (you're a former escortcel who ascended out of escortcelling; I, on the other hand, descended into escortcelling)

What was your secret to escape escortceldom?

Damn that's crazy. Never heard of someone go backwards lol but it makes sense tho

Tbh I'm still technically KHHV (not counting escorts ofc). But after seeing 30+ escorts I've realized that's it's all just cope and I'd be better off just LDARing until I've ascended. I refuse to dumpster dive tho

 

[SEPRAY]

everybody that has fucked 10+ escorts knows that looks matter to hookers, the treatment is just different.

 

[lightskinniggga]

This is why I'm terrified of escort-maxxing, at least with real girls I can know if they find me attractive or not, but I need the mommy gf one-night stand experience, I'm a skinny 6'0 high-mtn to low-htn with abs and fluffy hair, when I escortmaxx, I pray I am not one of the guys they are talking about with such disdain

Ngl bro escortceling is fun, get to go on a site, pick out a hot random to smash, go on a adventure to a semi-luxury hotel (or shady hotel) nut in her and rinse and repeat.

 

[nuttheb]

So brutal holy fuck this makes me want to

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want to know the funny part is that he gets so much pussy that he just doesnt want to deal with them falling in love so he hired a escort and the same thing happened

 

[gymceltard]

The idea that most clients are old is the biggest myth ever.

Based on what escorts have shared with me, younger clients are a lot more common than you think. Hell, I've even had a 51 year old escort tell me a majority of her clients are 18-25.

So Brootal wtf

grannies have more SMV than me

 

[BadLuck7892]

Damn that's crazy. Never heard of someone go backwards lol but it makes sense tho

Tbh I'm still technically KHHV (not counting escorts ofc). But after seeing 30+ escorts I've realized that's it's all just cope and I'd be better off just LDARing until I've ascended. I refuse to dumpster dive tho

Dumpster diving is how I got some of my free lays.

The fact Craigslist no longer allows sex ads is the main reason I went backwards. I relied on Craigslist for a high percentage of my free lays.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Your first mistake was believing any Reddit tales

 

[SEPRAY]

Tag any escortcels ITT so they rope after reading what these whores think of them

Men love women so fucking much, they will literally care about opinion of a god damn hooker.
j f l

 

[DarkLoner94]

Cold

 

[gymceltard]

Dumpster diving is how I got some of my free lays.

The fact Craigslist no longer allows sex ads is the main reason I went backwards. I relied on Craigslist for a high percentage of my free lays.

I don’t understand how you can succeed on fucking Craigslist but fail on Tinder. It literally makes no sense unless you take dogshit photos or something.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I don’t understand how you can succeed on fucking Craigslist but fail on Tinder. It literally makes no sense unless you take dogshit photos or something.

I've never even signed up for Tinder (with how much I've heard about the horrendous gender ratio on Tinder)

As for Craigslist, Craigslist was easy to slay on because Craigslist was somewhat niche. Craigslist was never as popular as Tinder (which means I had less competition)

Another thing I should mention is that I don't like to fuck young foids. I prefer 45+ (I imagine Tinder is mainly young foids)

 

[gymceltard]

I've never even signed up for Tinder (with how much I've heard about the horrendous gender ratio on Tinder)

As for Craigslist, Craigslist was easy to slay on because Craigslist was somewhat niche. Craigslist was never as popular as Tinder (which means I had less competition)

Another thing I should mention is that I don't like to fuck young foids. I prefer 45+ (I imagine Tinder is mainly young foids)

Why would you not even try tinder? Jesus that’s high inhib behaviour. And yeah I’ve seen hot milfs on tinder. I’m ugly as fuck tho so I barely get matches, but if you look good you can slay.

 

[BadLuck7892]

Why would you not even try tinder? Jesus that’s high inhib behaviour. And yeah I’ve seen hot milfs on tinder. I’m ugly as fuck tho so I barely get matches, but if you look good you can slay.

When my sex needs are being met by escorts, and I’ve heard that the gender ratio on Tinder makes it next-to-impossible for men to get laid on Tinder, it's hard to justify joining Tinder.

Perhaps I should look into joining.

 

[Primalsplit]

"Looks matter even for escortcels"?!?!?! Bro, what the fuck? You think escorts are refusing clients because they are not good looking enough? Lmao. A ridiculous notion.
If you can afford the price, you can pork them, unless you're a 100 years old huge blob of flesh with the face of a geriatric bonobo 70 years past his prime.
The great majority of men who visit escorts are old, unattractive, make above average wage and are usually also married.
Young hot successful dudes aren't paying some dirty slag when they can get free pussy from good looking women due to sexual liberation and feminism.
Don't listen to fucking retards on Reddit who make up nonsensical fantastical stories.
If you can afford the price of admission, you can fuck the vast majority of escorts. Only few might deny you and that's only if you're ultra fucking unattractive and smelly.

Also, these slags think they are better than their clients, but they are actually worse. Imagine spreading your legs for multiple sleazy geriatric grandpas and then telling Reddit how all your clients are ugly and you aren't attracted to them while pretending you're some beautiful virginal nubile aryan maiden. No, you're actually a fucking worm at the bottom of the totem pole. They hate their own existences that's why they write all that crap(the ones that aren't made up stories I mean). The worst of all is that they think they are doing those guys's a favor, when in reality they are most likely being paid at least a couple hundred dollars. It's a fucking job, a dirty but high paying one, you aren't supposed to enjoy it.

And to be honest if I was smelly disgusting grandpa Joe, I'd fucking enjoy it even more porking these snobbish whores. I'd dominate and humiliate them, then when I get home I'd take another viagra and jerk one off fantasizing about all the fancy horror stories they tell about me on Reddit. Their disgust would turn me on even more. It's a dirty job and these snobbish fucks should work hard to earn every fucking penny. They should sweat as much as a construction worker!

You're aware that mtns can hire escorts too right?

 

[whitebitchslayer]

Shit makes me sick

Euthanize this whore

 

[BadLuck7892]

Why would you not even try tinder? Jesus that’s high inhib behaviour. And yeah I’ve seen hot milfs on tinder. I’m ugly as fuck tho so I barely get matches, but if you look good you can slay.

Another reason I haven't joined Tinder yet: I'd be embarrassed if anyone I know were to see me on Tinder.

 

[gymceltard]

When my sex needs are being met by escorts, and I’ve heard that the gender ratio on Tinder makes it next-to-impossible for men to get laid on Tinder, it's hard to justify joining Tinder.

Perhaps I should look into joining.

Try facebook dating, it's a huge hidden niche website that most men don't know about so it's not oversaturated with cocks.

It's full of sexy ass milfs and there's barely any competition compared to Tinder.

 

[Despicable]

B-but muh women can’t pair bond with high body counts!!! Trad copers on suicide watch

I’m not trad whatsoever but this isn’t exactly a good argument against that lmao

 

[appealisLAW]

why does he pay to fuck if he is ''super attractive'' ?

 

[gymceltard]

why does he pay to fuck if he is ''super attractive'' ?

He's a rich buisnessman who just wants a quick nut with a high end escort.

He doesn't have 30 hours a week to waste chasing Tinder girls like Amnesia or other forum Chads because he's not a poorfag.

 

[chadcel;]

He's a rich buisnessman who just wants a quick nut with a high end escort.

He doesn't have 30 hours a week to waste chasing Tinder girls like Amnesia or other forum Chads because he's not a poorfag.

Facts

Some girls on these apps will literally never meet no matter what

I talked on snap with a girl for a few weeks and she still wouldn't meet up lol so I just gave up on her

 

[BadLuck7892]

Facts

Some girls on these apps will literally never meet no matter what

I talked on snap with a girl for a few weeks and she still wouldn't meet up lol so I just gave up on her

A foid once complained to me that no one on dating apps wants to meet up.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.