reddit guy-"I am truly the 40 year old virgin, AMA."

[alurmo]

"I’m a dude and have never did it with a woman. I came close a few times (no pun intended) but am turning 40 next month and have yet to lose it officially."


just sad tbh

 

[MaghrebGator]

He should be proud that he didn’t get his wallet bloodsucked by a woman

 

[alurmo]

.

 

[alurmo]

this has me caging a lil i cant lie

 

[TechnoBoss]

Look at this absolute retarded advice. He really thinks any of this applies to some ugly 40yr old virgin?

"I wanna see you this weekend so be ready" - meanwhile, what OP probably looks like:

Can you imagine how this would play out for this guy if he actually tried saying this to a woman as a 40yr old virgin with no experience when it comes to women? The girl he tells this to will literally just laugh at the text "LMAO bye" is what she would probably say (assuming she doesn't just literally ghost him for having the balls to actually think he's the kind of guy who can say that)