Reddit witches need your energy to “kill Allah!”

[RICO]

No wonder in Islam most of the people in hell are women. Islam is right about women.

 

[hebbewem]

they are LARPing

 

[RICO]

Can astral project

Can swim the cosmic sea, witness wonders beyond comprehension, experience true reality, free from the prison of mortal flesh

Tries to fight a spirit stronger than herself because that spirits servants won't let her be a whore.

Ascends beyond the physical, rejects it so that she can return to the physical and get fucked by Chad and Tyrone, then die alone with 2 dozen cats.

Imagine being such a vapid whore that you achieve spiritual ascension for the sole purpose of rejecting it and embracing physical pleasure for 5 years, then hitting the wall.
I only astral projected once, by accident, and it was the most magnificent 20 seconds of my life. If I could figure out how to do it again I would do so in a heartbeat, and sever the silver chord to be free forever. Imagine rejecting that in favor of getting fucked for a few years.

 

[CFW432]

I'm afraid to ask if this is larp.

 

[RICO]

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No wonder in Islam most of the people in hell are women. Islam is right about women.

 

[RICO]

Can you imagine the spiritual injuries they'd get after a good hard fucking in their dark room on top a hexagram with incense burning. I'd shove a healing crystal butt plug right up her ass afterwards then tell her to put her witch hat on and go make me something to eat in the cauldron.

Yeah I would

 

[Biiyo03]

 

[RICO]

Bros get In here. This subreddit is a goldmine hahahah

 

[RICO]

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Bros get In here. This subreddit is a goldmine hahahah

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The Party of Science unironically believes in witchcraft, ghosts, psychics, crystal magic, and similar nonsense. Remember that any time a "witch" says to get the vaccination.

 

[Deleted member 14303]

JFL even if this astral projecting larp was real how is a human going to kill a god?

 

[RICO]

JFL even if this astral projecting larp was real how is a human going to kill a god?

I unironically think they need to be burnt, who knows if its real or not either way why are women trying to be witches fuckn weirdos, I don’t trust, burn to be on the safe side

 

[Deleted member 14303]

I unironically think they need to be burnt, who knows if its real or not either way why are women trying to be witches fuckn weirdos, I don’t trust, burn to be on the safe side

my great grandama was a witch

 

[hebbewem]

I unironically think they need to be burnt, who knows if its real or not either way why are women trying to be witches fuckn weirdos, I don’t trust, burn to be on the safe side

They are obviously joking

 

[Baldingman1998]

I'm fucking dead

 

[Baldingman1998]

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Bros get In here. This subreddit is a goldmine hahahah

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[Baldingman1998]

@lutte @TsarTsar444 @ToursOverBoyo2020 @Lmao @Toodlydood @Albeacho @Danish_Retard thoughts?

 

[Baldingman1998]

@AbuSAF @TRUE_CEL

 

[Deleted member 12669]

They are obviously joking

They probably aren't

 

[TsarTsar444]

JFL caged

 

[R@m@]

JFL even if this astral projecting larp was real how is a human going to kill a god?

anyone can experience astral projection, but we are not sure if its just the mind hallucinating

 

[Deleted member 13994]

islam is a retarded religion but so are these women

 

[Gengar]

@AbuSAF @TRUE_CEL

low iq witch whores will have to choke on my wizard dick, just 5 years left to go

 

[Gargantuan]

 

[Chadakin]

I think a lesbian witch cursed me because I took her oneitis no joke

 

[Deleted member 2968]

Unironically i stand with Islam

 

[BearBoy]

Women are so fucking dumb creatures

Anyways i myself had a accidental astral project it was literally weird like it sucked me out of my body it was almost like waking up from a nightmare but in another body and world

The being that she have seen was a Jinn

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Blasted whores!

 

[BearBoy]

anyone can experience astral projection, but we are not sure if its just the mind hallucinating

I actually tried the dream finger through the hand technique to see if i was dreaming but my finger didnt go through my hand when in astral project

its very weird you also can feel your real body and your astral, but after i accidently had astral project i felt much better my heart was working better so my heart problems went away magically jfl

 

[R@m@]

I actually tried the dream finger through the hand technique to see if i was dreaming but my finger didnt go through my hand when in astral project

its very weird you also can feel your real body and your astral, but after i accidently had astral project i felt much better my heart was working better so my heart problems went away magically jfl

I also tried to do it, I just felt something leaving the body and immediately woke up, I will try doing it while on LSD

 

[Deleted member 10615]

astral projecting is a real thing but the rest is complete bullshit

how the fuck can you kill a god when your a human

 

[AbuSAF]

@AbuSAF @TRUE_CEL

This post is trolling since the sub got raided after getting a news article, but the OG post talking about muslims having anc ient incantations that can backfire on our fewllow witches is real

 

[Gargantuan]

gargantuan, could you kill allah if you would?

no bro

 

[Chadakin]

I think a lesbian witch cursed me because I took her oneitis no joke

Help, how do I undo the curse

 

[BearBoy]

astral projecting is a real thing but the rest is complete bullshit

how the fuck can you kill a god when your a human

woman moment

 

[Shebe]

This thread: s me. XD

WHAT FEELS!

it is ovER.

 

[Larpongstopper]

@lutte @TsarTsar444 @ToursOverBoyo2020 @Lmao @Toodlydood @Albeacho @Danish_Retard thoughts?

Let them try they are only human and Allah is the all seeing all knowing

Help, how do I undo the curse

What symptoms do you have?

 

[Deleted member 11753]

Lol I may just convert to Islam to help troll witches. Quitting yoga bullshit for Islam. I should have known they cursed me lol but seriously I’m thinking about converting since Islam is based

 

[Chadakin]

Let them try they are only human and Allah is the all seeing all knowing

What symptoms do you have?

Bad luck and shit life

 

[Deleted member 7044]

astral projecting is a real thing

 

[Lasko123]

I actually tried the dream finger through the hand technique to see if i was dreaming but my finger didnt go through my hand when in astral project

its very weird you also can feel your real body and your astral, but after i accidently had astral project i felt much better my heart was working better so my heart problems went away magically jfl

I remember I was staring at my sleeping body and it was really weird

 

[BearBoy]

I remember I was staring at my sleeping body and it was really weird

If you see beings that look like smoke, or fire then you are probably seeing jinns

 

[turkproducer]

inshallah this whore drops dead for challenging the almighty’s omniscience.

 

[Larpongstopper]

Bad luck and shit life

That might just be you bro, a real curse is worse

 

[MrGlutton]

what a wicked woman

foolish foid, may God destroy her and any other whore like her. they're deluded in their witchcraft and will soon know great power.

amen.

 

[RICO]

Bro…….,,,

Blasted whores!
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