Redditors spot a GIGACHAD

[Deleted member 16101]

I made the wrong choices in life fuck radiology

 

[Deleted member 16101]

Bro how is this real life
How did I not realize this in 2 whole years of medical school rotations
Like I saw the psychiatrists walking out the door at 10:30 AM but I never considered the financial implications
These niggas out there working MULTIPLE JOBS FOR >300K EACH

Now I "eagerly" await my radiology residency match results in 1 week

 

[Deleted member 16101]

help me cope boyos at least I'll have job title halo when I tell old ladies I'm a radiologist right

 

[Deleted member 16101]

BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I NEED TO BLOCK THESE WEBSITES FROM MY COMPUTER
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
imagine getting paid this much fucking money to listen to homeless crackheads for 2 hours a day and throw the same 2 fucking meds you use for every psych patient then walking out the door before noon to your next job(s)
I need to block all doctor forums and job sites from my browser i can't fucking cope with the PSYCHIATRYPILL

 

[Deleted member 16101]

I even honored my fucking psychiatry rotation
The cute resident told me "you would be a natural at this"
I SMIRKED AND CHUCKLED SAYING "MAYBE I'LL CONSIDER IT"
WHY DIDN'T I ACTUALLY FUCKING CONSIDER IT
NOW I'M LOCKED INTO 6 YEARS OF HARDCORE STUDYMAXXING FOR RAD-SHIT-OLOGY
@the BULL

 

[Deleted member 16101]

fuck bro
I'm having fantasies about something I'll never have
Imagine signing up for 580k a year for 40 hours a week
AND THEN LEAVING AT 11 AM FINESSING THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR EMPLOYER LIKE A DARK TRIAD FREUD-MASTER BOSS
NOBODY FUCKING STAYS 40 HOURS IN INPATIENT PSYCHIATRY I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN

 

[Deleted member 16392]

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fuck bro
I'm having fantasies about something I'll never have
Imagine signing up for 580k a year for 40 hours a week
AND THEN LEAVING AT 11 AM FINESSING THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR EMPLOYER
NOBODY FUCKING STAYS 40 HOURS IN INPATIENT PSYCHIATRY I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN

$290 an hour just to tell some moron he has something that doesn't even exist

 

[the BULL]

Bro can't you Just change Major like you're gonna lose only 1 year right

 

[Deleted member 16101]

$290 an hour just to tell some moron he has something that doesn't even exist

BRO THIS HAS TO BE A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES SOME NIGGA SAYING "YEAH NIGGA YOU'RE DEPRESSED" DESERVE 600k A YEAR FOR A JOB HE DOESN'T EVEN STAY HALF THE REQUIRED HOURS AT

 

[Deleted member 16101]

Bro can't you Just change Major like you're gonna lose only 1 year right

I CAN'T CHANGE SPECIALTY AT ALL THAT'S ILLEGAL IN THE US FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE

THE WORST PART IS RADIOLOGY IS 6 YEARS VERSUS 4 FOR PSYCH AND THE STUDY MATERIAL IS 100X HARDER

 

[Deleted member 16101]

I'm legit having dark thoughts from the psychiatrypill
ironically the psychiatrypill is causing me acute onset MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER
like yeah radiology is good too ig but FUCK BRO

 

[Deleted member 16101]

@the BULL

This is like some nigga with average dick discovering BBC porn for the first time
SEEING THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS SCREAMING ON A COCK TWICE HIS SIDE SQUIRTING LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROWSED THOSE DOCTOR FORUMS I'M ONLY 3 MONTHS AWAY FROM STARTING 6 YEARS OF HARDCORE RADIOLOGY TRAINING

 

[the BULL]

@the BULL

This is like some nigga with average dick discovering BBC porn for the first time
SEEING THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS SCREAMING ON A COCK TWICE HIS SIDE SQUIRTING LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROWSED THOSE DOCTOR FORUMS I'M ONLY 2 MONTHS AWAY FROM 6 YEARS OF RESIDENCY TRAINING

i understand those were my same feelings when i discovered that only bocconi chads make it to investment banking

 

[Deleted member 16101]

i understand those were my same feelings when i discovered that only bocconi chads make it to investment banking

I CAN'T STOP LOOKING
THIS IS LIKE CUCK PORN

"8 HOUR SHIFT" NO IT'S FUCKING NOT I'VE NEVER SEEN A PSYCHIATRIST STAY PAST NOON
WHY DIDN'T I SEE ALL OF THIS 10 MONTHS AGO WHEN I WAS CHOOSING SPECIALTIES

 

[Deleted member 16101]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH TALKING ABOUT????
"THEY GET TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE" NO BITCH THEY'RE PUTTING 10 YEAR OLDS ON ADDICTIVE AMPHETAMINES FOR 800K A FUCKING YEAR

WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING ALL THESE POSTS WHEN IT'S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING WITH THIS INFORMATION

EVEN IF THEY ONLY MADE 200K A YEAR IT WOULD STILL BE GIGAWORTH IT BECAUSE THEY LEAVE AT 10 FUCKING AM EVERY DAY

 

[Deleted member 16101]

i feel fucking nauseous boys
i'm gonna install a christian parent website blocker until I'm post-residency match (March 18th)
my cortisol is out of this fucking world researching this stuff
6 fucking years committed
FUCK THE PSYCHIATRYPILL

 

[Deleted member 16101]

I'M GONNA HAVE AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE IF I DON'T STOP

$1 MILLION USD A YEAR FOR PUTTING HOMELESS PEOPLE ON JEW PILLS
HOLY FUCK MY CORTISOL IS MAXXED

 

[Deleted member 16101]

Bro can't you Just change Major like you're gonna lose only 1 year right

Nevermind this indian girl switched from radiology to psychiatry mid-residency
This is absolute lifefuel

 

[Deleted member 16101]

this is more upsetting than when I first discovered I had phimosis
but instead of my penis glans not being able to be revealed
it's my desire for a lucrative easy chill job being warped and denied

every single nigga here under 18 needs to redirect their life in this direction