Narcissus🥀
Captain Narcy, Mogger of the seven seas🏴☠️🏴☠️
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I used to think that it's all about looks, but today the unexpected happened.
I SAW THE FUCKING 4'11 OLD ASS JANITOR IN MY COLLEGE CAMPUS FUCKING A GROUP OF STACIES.
.....
I couldn't believe it... MY CORTISOL WAS SPIKING, I WAS LITERALLY SHAKING.
HOW???
The nigga has a smol dick too, the women were looking at him like he's a GOD.
My balls shriveled up as I tried to walk away in shame....
"b-b-but I mog him To the shadow realm, what kind of trickery is this?? How did he make the impossible possible and raise from the ancient beyond one of man's greatest fantasies."
After a few hours I finally calmed down and decided it was time to go home.
As I was on my way I suddenly run into HIM, "good morning" he says...
My tongue twists, the words are too heavy for me and my brain freezes as I stand in front of that slaying behemoth
"I am good morning too, thanks" I said.
He looks at me with a sign of confusion...
And then he murmurs the following words .....
"Why can't you talk like normal? Are you ok son?"
Then a pleasant expression is drawn on his face as he says
" how do you except to get girls if you can't even talk properly??" And he fucking winks at me while smiling
I WAS SHOCKED FLABBERGASTED. BAMBOOZLED
But before I could ask him anything he already walked away and I looked at him...
I looked at him until his tiny figure was starting to disappear in the far distance as he was walking away with his cleaning tools....
So that's why I'm taking the redpill, that and also because I like red.
Redpill is the cure guys, trust me I know what I'm talking about.
I SAW THE FUCKING 4'11 OLD ASS JANITOR IN MY COLLEGE CAMPUS FUCKING A GROUP OF STACIES.
.....
I couldn't believe it... MY CORTISOL WAS SPIKING, I WAS LITERALLY SHAKING.
HOW???
The nigga has a smol dick too, the women were looking at him like he's a GOD.
My balls shriveled up as I tried to walk away in shame....
"b-b-but I mog him To the shadow realm, what kind of trickery is this?? How did he make the impossible possible and raise from the ancient beyond one of man's greatest fantasies."
After a few hours I finally calmed down and decided it was time to go home.
As I was on my way I suddenly run into HIM, "good morning" he says...
My tongue twists, the words are too heavy for me and my brain freezes as I stand in front of that slaying behemoth
"I am good morning too, thanks" I said.
He looks at me with a sign of confusion...
And then he murmurs the following words .....
"Why can't you talk like normal? Are you ok son?"
Then a pleasant expression is drawn on his face as he says
" how do you except to get girls if you can't even talk properly??" And he fucking winks at me while smiling
I WAS SHOCKED FLABBERGASTED. BAMBOOZLED
But before I could ask him anything he already walked away and I looked at him...
I looked at him until his tiny figure was starting to disappear in the far distance as he was walking away with his cleaning tools....
So that's why I'm taking the redpill, that and also because I like red.
Redpill is the cure guys, trust me I know what I'm talking about.
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