yochico_yojordan
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So my ex had really strict parents and had never had any alcohol or went to a party before college
Saturday night I managed to tag along with my roommate to a function, not quite a party only like 10 people, but still fun nonetheless. I forgot I told my ex she could come over that night so she got mad and I said she could join me if she wanted thinking she'd say no since she's shy and doesn't know any of them.
She actually said yes and literally hitchhiked to go because her car was buried in snow JFL. She then asked for alcohol and wanted to try drinking. I thought it would be ok because I could babysit her. She had ONE dirty shirley temple and a blue fucking buzzball and was somehow blackout drunk.
She started trying to fight me multiple times, hitting me, while also raving about how I was the love of her life, knight in shining armor, etc. She started trauma dumping to random people about how her parents are abusive, and that this was her first time drinking. I asked my friend to grab her some food because I found out she had eaten nothing that day and she called him the "cracker fairy" and actually thought he was a fairy.
She then started talking really loud to me about (my name) thinking I was someone else. She said she wore a thong and wanted to seduce (my name) and "get him to fuck me" while I kept trying to get her to STFU before anyone else heard. JFL
Ruined the night, when I finally got her to leave she spent the whole night puking and remembered about 10% of it the next morning.
Saturday night I managed to tag along with my roommate to a function, not quite a party only like 10 people, but still fun nonetheless. I forgot I told my ex she could come over that night so she got mad and I said she could join me if she wanted thinking she'd say no since she's shy and doesn't know any of them.
She actually said yes and literally hitchhiked to go because her car was buried in snow JFL. She then asked for alcohol and wanted to try drinking. I thought it would be ok because I could babysit her. She had ONE dirty shirley temple and a blue fucking buzzball and was somehow blackout drunk.
She started trying to fight me multiple times, hitting me, while also raving about how I was the love of her life, knight in shining armor, etc. She started trauma dumping to random people about how her parents are abusive, and that this was her first time drinking. I asked my friend to grab her some food because I found out she had eaten nothing that day and she called him the "cracker fairy" and actually thought he was a fairy.
She then started talking really loud to me about (my name) thinking I was someone else. She said she wore a thong and wanted to seduce (my name) and "get him to fuck me" while I kept trying to get her to STFU before anyone else heard. JFL
Ruined the night, when I finally got her to leave she spent the whole night puking and remembered about 10% of it the next morning.
