Relationships as a dickcel are brutal

[forevergymcelling]

“well, i’ve had you for 3 years now and have never felt another penis, so i got one.”

Funny how she didn't get a smaller one isn't it

 

[currylightskin]

Foreverdickcelling yakhi

 

[Deleted member 16275]

“well, i’ve had you for 3 years now and have never felt another penis, so i got one.”

Yeah, because clearly, a women is supposed to be feeling other penises in a relationship with a man

 

[Hades]

He was hit with a nuclear dickpill. Sad shit, he will never recover.

 

[germanlooks]

Atleast he probably has a good personality

 

[Deleted member 14693]

wtf but when i buy this my gf breaks up with me

 

[galego123]

just have a 99th percentile dick theory

 

[Hades]

just have a 99th percentile dick theory

Life on easy mode tbh. Pretty much guaranteed to be able to make a girl cum, might be able to get laid off your dick alone. Also, if a girl ever cheats on you, at least you know it wasn’t because of your dick.

 

[Deleted member 17595]

LARP. He says that the dildo is 2 - 1.5 inches bigger than him, so she should be around 6-6.5 inches. A 8 inch dildo probably has an insertable lenght of 7 inches max. So barely bigger than him. Or if he counted for that, he has like a 5 incher which is brutal indeed

 

[Deleted member 1209]

 

[Hades]

LARP. He says that the dildo is 2 - 1.5 inches bigger than him, so she should be around 6-6.5 inches. A 8 inch dildo probably has an insertable lenght of 7 inches max. So barely bigger than him. Or if he counted for that, he has like a 5 incher which is brutal indeed

It’s probably that yeah. Still brutal for him. I guarantee he’s asked and she said his size was “perfect for her” and then goes and buys bigger.