Relatively high effort skatemaxxing guide (foids love skating!)

[GeneticsIsEverythin]

I want to keep this short and sweet.​

In this first paragrahe, I will show you why you should skatemaxx, there's a number of reasons.

Reason 1:

It will, NO MATTER what, be a + for girls. The general consensus that I have found through watching longer form videos on the subject came out to be that women generally find that it is an ATTRACTIVE hobby for any guy to do. However, the main thing was that they wanted to guy to still be tall, but if you not tall your not tall and this isn't a hardmaxxing guide, so...
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Reason 2:

The "aesthetic of skating" is highly appealing because it is rebellious and fits the "bad boy" dilemma. It should be pretty obvious why girls like that type of thing.

Reason 3:

Its a showcase of being brave and physically active, the idea of throwing yourself of a 10 stair trying to land whatever trick is in the back of their mind when you say your a skater.

Okay cool, but how tf do I learn to skate, and what if I don't like skating? Also isn't skating a really non-inclusive sport?

So yeah, skating can be just as toxic as .org sometimes. However, I'm gonna tell you exactly HOW to avoid being called a "poser".

Here's what your gonna do step by step:

1. Buy a used board from Facebook market place, make sure it's a known brand and the quality is good.
2. Learn to ride it properly around the neighborhood or at your local empty tennis court.
3. Learn to ollie (should take about a month), I have made an edit about how to and I will put it here.
4. Here is the learning curve after ollie; shuvit, popsuvit, fronside shuvit, front 180, back 180, kickflip/heelflip and the end goal is a tre flip!
5. Youtube has the best tutorials for eveything!

NOTE: when you go to your local, you need to ACTUALLY try to skate, skaters will know whether you good at skating or not, foids won't. But actually trying to get better at the park will be seen as good by the other skaters and will get you accepted as one of them, even if you suck.

In conclusion, skateboarding a sport that will get you bitches despite being ltn.

 

[chudburga]

how about you skate towards a job and earn some money nigga.

foids would rather you wageslave to buy them gifts over spending hours with faggots on wooden pedalling boards acting like kids…

 

[Tttopgtoni]

Had my board for years and rarely used it tbh

 

[iblamexyz]

how about you skate towards a job and earn some money nigga.

 

[mr123456]

dancing is better anyways dont waste your time learning a fag skill

 

[GeneticsIsEverythin]

this has to be satire

 

[GeneticsIsEverythin]

Id rather not be wageslave retard, no thanks lmao, you really don't need to

 

[Husssu]

Thank you

 

[kisslessvirgin]

only if the skater looks good

 

[kisslessvirgin]

I would look like a geek in a helmet and kneepads

 

[ChudLarper_67]

@Zeta how many slays have you gotten from your skateboarding

 

[GeneticsIsEverythin]

Forgot to mention that you never really need to where a helmet or pads, but if youll want to wear a helmet just make sure it looks good on u