Religious gf making me an incel by proxy

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My gf of ~1 year is a catholic and is dead set on saving herself for marriage, she's a virgin and has hella great looks and other qualities but due to her beliefs I've been an involountary-celibate for the past year and a half. Before anybody tells me to "just dump the bitch", I specifically don't wanna to that. I also don't intend on cheating or any of that stuff. Just hoping to get some useful tips on how to make it not bother me so much (don't reccomend me goonmaxxing).
 
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Marry her. Duh
 
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My gf of ~1 year is a catholic and is dead set on saving herself for marriage, she's a virgin and has hella great looks and other qualities but due to her beliefs I've been an involountary-celibate for the past year and a half. Before anybody tells me to "just dump the bitch", I specifically don't wanna to that. I also don't intend on cheating or any of that stuff. Just hoping to get some useful tips on how to make it not bother me so much (don't reccomend me goonmaxxing).
you ain't an incel
your a volcell
just marry her
and when your done divorce easy as
 
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I hear some of those Catholic/christian women are open to doing anal as a workaround.

Have you tried telling her how you feel? Are you sure you’re not just ugly?

How old are you? Who knows you two could get married one day and she will claim to be a born again virgin after having lost her virginity in a 10 person gangbang.
 
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My gf of ~1 year is a catholic and is dead set on saving herself for marriage, she's a virgin and has hella great looks and other qualities but due to her beliefs I've been an involountary-celibate for the past year and a half. Before anybody tells me to "just dump the bitch", I specifically don't wanna to that. I also don't intend on cheating or any of that stuff. Just hoping to get some useful tips on how to make it not bother me so much (don't reccomend me goonmaxxing).
just marry and then tap that shit
 
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Have your fun in the meantime and marry her later down the line. Women do this, why should not men operate the same?
 
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I hear some of those Catholic/christian women are open to doing anal as a workaround.

Have you tried telling her how you feel? Are you sure you’re not just ugly?

How old are you? Who knows you two could get married one day and she will claim to be a born again virgin after having lost her virginity in a 10 person gangbang.
1. I personally am not a big fan of anal tbh.

2. I told her I'm fine with that pretty early on in the relationship (it didn't seem like a problem at the time). And as far my looks go I wouldn't personally say I'm ugly (though not turbo good looking on the looksmax scale), just alright according to my semi-objective opinion. She finds me attractive as well unless she's been straight lying.

3. I'm 20, she's 18. We first met at 18 and 16. Highly doubt she's had a train ran on her at 15 so we're fine in that area.
 
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Since you're very young forget what I said.
 
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You might be making the same mistake as this one nigga. Read it all, it's very brutal, and it sounds exactly like your situation.
 
This is what’s funny about religion, when it was made people got married way younger, but now we live in modern hell America where you have to be a giga cuck till ur and oldcel to have any semblance of a moral compass and healthy relationship :lul:
 
You might be making the same mistake as this one nigga. Read it all, it's very brutal, and it sounds exactly like your situation.
Yeah mate I read it and I know there's hella similiar stories out there, however while I might be potentially delusionally cuckmaxxing I trust her completely not to pull some shit like this so I'll just take my chances on this one.
 
I hear some of those Catholic/christian women are open to doing anal as a workaround.
Don Ramon Agree GIF by Grupo Chespirito
 
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having a gf that isnt a whore =/= incel

retard :feelswhy:
 
Yeah mate I read it and I know there's hella similiar stories out there, however while I might be potentially delusionally cuckmaxxing I trust her completely not to pull some shit like this so I'll just take my chances on this one.
only the worst stories are online and half of them are LARPing

remember nobody is going to write a forum post about "my gf who was a virgin didnt cheat on me!"
 
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having a gf that isnt a whore =/= incel

retard :feelswhy:
ik dude I just made that the title so ppl click and the post gets some traction as opposed to something like "gf is christian and I don't get laid"
 
My gf of ~1 year is a catholic and is dead set on saving herself for marriage, she's a virgin and has hella great looks and other qualities but due to her beliefs I've been an involountary-celibate for the past year and a half. Before anybody tells me to "just dump the bitch", I specifically don't wanna to that. I also don't intend on cheating or any of that stuff. Just hoping to get some useful tips on how to make it not bother me so much (don't reccomend me goonmaxxing).
Depends

Has she let others fuck her in the past? As long as she's not setting rules specifically for you ... you're fine, I guess, although that relationship dynamic seems rather unpleasant.
 
Religious gf isn't even a gf. You're in the friend zone if you don't have access to her pussy whenever you want
 
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even if yall get married depending on how deep she is religiously she might not be able to satisfy you either way.
this may potentionally lead to problems in the future.
so my question is do you value having a relationship with her in the future more than you value a need to fuck.
if you love her and want to be with her then you have to pull through even if it bothers you.
but like bro she's pretty and wants to save herself like you got yourself a great wife candidate.
 
Depends

Has she let others fuck her in the past? As long as she's not setting rules specifically for you ... you're fine, I guess, although that relationship dynamic seems rather unpleasant.
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even if yall get married depending on how deep she is religiously she might not be able to satisfy you either way.
this may potentionally lead to problems in the future.
so my question is do you value having a relationship with her in the future more than you value a need to fuck.
if you love her and want to be with her then you have to pull through even if it bothers you.
but like bro she's pretty and wants to save herself like you got yourself a great wife candidate.
If I only cared abt fucking I wouldn't have gotten involved with her in the first place, since I've known her views beforehand
 
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I hear some of those Catholic/christian women are open to doing anal as a workaround.

Have you tried telling her how you feel? Are you sure you’re not just ugly?

How old are you? Who knows you two could get married one day and she will claim to be a born again virgin after having lost her virginity in a 10 person gangbang.
That’s a nice loophole.
 
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too broke to do that, gotta finish uni and jobmaxx first
You don’t need to have money to get married. Get married through the church and not the state if you’re Christian, it’s better than fornicating. I’m not Christian but I’m Muslim, it’s at least better that you get married and build a life with her seriously than to wait it out for getting money and shit. If she’s truly religious and loves you, she’ll do it, no doubt.

This happens all the time in the Muslim community, granted nowadays fornicating is rampant, and foids don’t really wanna get married.
 

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