REMEBER GET UR TANS AND CONTACTS AND WHITEN TEETH ASAP

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coloring in 2020 >>>
 
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good idea
 
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i'm gonna whiten teeth soon, for contacts i have decided between either hazel, green or dark blue ( will think about this more)
as for the tan, fuck naw i wanna be whiter than milk, be lighter than silk, be droppin bars like shit, dookie toilet a bill cosby, everywhere i go i be droppin 'fies, bitches be turnin, burnin, fuckin em in my merc, car so low call it the ground
 
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man i hate this edgy tryna be fags and bitches

how the fuck do these dumbasses sit in front of a phone and record themselves doing this cringey shit without feeling shame
 
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i'm gonna whiten teeth soon, for contacts i have decided between either hazel, green or dark blue ( will think about this more)
as for the tan, fuck naw i wanna be whiter than milk, be lighter than silk, be droppin bars like shit, dookie toilet a bill cosby, everywhere i go i be droppin 'fies, bitches be turnin, burnin, fuckin em in my merc, car so low call it the ground
JORDANMAXX TILL WE DIE BROTHER
 
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Not sure I can get away with colored contacts as an olive-skinned ethnic
 
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man i hate this edgy tryna be fags and bitches

how the fuck do these dumbasses sit in front of a phone and record themselves doing this cringey shit without feeling shame
they get fans and their esteem picks up. tbh i’m scared for my generation
Not sure I can get away with colored contacts as an olive-skinned ethnic
yolo boyo. yolo.
 
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yeah bruh im mirin
 
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JORDANMAXX TILL WE DIE BROTHER
YES SIR, JORDAN MAXX TILL WE BECOME JR. BARRETT


i have been looking into his hair hard as fuck, he uses sea salt spray and has a somewhat lightish-mid blonde hair color. will buy curler and try to copy his style, albeit i wont go sicko mode on the blonde, might stick iwth caramel or something

honestly i just wanna wake up, be jordan, fuck every hoe on the street

i wanna ascend so fucking hard call me a god because i b droppin fags left and right
 
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I don’t like her coloring JFL

Too tanned
 
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Her eyes and skin give off a huge halo though
Yeah I like her eyes ngl but I don’t like deep tan JFL I prefer whiter more pinky/reddish skin
 
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Looks try hard and so insecure
 
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Yeah I like her eyes ngl but I don’t like deep tan JFL I prefer whiter more pinky/reddish skin
On her it looks good imo but I agree pale girls are better looking in general.
 
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YES SIR, JORDAN MAXX TILL WE BECOME JR. BARRETT


i have been looking into his hair hard as fuck, he uses sea salt spray and has a somewhat lightish-mid blonde hair color. will buy curler and try to copy his style, albeit i wont go sicko mode on the blonde, might stick iwth caramel or something

honestly i just wanna wake up, be jordan, fuck every hoe on the street

i wanna ascend so fucking hard call me a god because i b droppin fags left and right
fr boyo fr
 
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THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO INDIANS
PAJEETS GTFO
 
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She looks like a wax doll tbh
 
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when i look at him i dont feel suifuel one bit. i feel motivated, and i feel the need to ascend, looksmax even harder. looks are EVERYTHING in life honestly you dont need a car when a ho can drive u to her house and let you fuck her brains out
 
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man i hate this edgy tryna be fags and bitches

how the fuck do these dumbasses sit in front of a phone and record themselves doing this cringey shit without feeling shame
Fucked up generation tbh
 
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India superpower 2020 just you wait.
indeed son
X1ogwwiibl6z
 
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that could be true as well. gotta get that collagen up son
Collagen maxing, is there a thread on that? I’m starting to softmaxx so a thread like that would be very useful
 
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Get a tan is difficult as fuck
 
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