Reminder that many girls would rather fuck a designer perfume than you

[Deleted member 18582]

"Someone blessed me with a decant of Black Tie. I would've NEVER picked it for myself.This is like having 20 bottles of your favorite fragrances on the table and you aggressively push all of them off and let all of the glass break & shatter everywhere. The juices are running every direction and you dont care. The housekeeper can take care of it in the morning. But THIS masterpiece .... THIS is the ONE & ONLY bottle left remaining. It smells so good a tear literally fell from my eye. Not even Baccarat Rouge 540 can boast of that impact. This left my body visibly squirming. Its so good I was whispering and screaming simultaneously. This is crack, heroin, and 1st Sunday communion wrapped into one. This left me wanting to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Remember all of the other fragrances that I sd were lovely and great? Scratch that. Nothing in the world smells good anymore ...EXCEPT this. Ive NEVER sd ANY fragrance is sensual but this LITERALLY elevated my body temperature. Why does my hand feel so good touching my jeans? What has this done to my nerve endings? The guy who sent it to me sd it blew his socks off. Another guy with over 200 bottles in his collection sd after he sampled it he went ahead and got a bottle at retail bc it never goes on sale. I agree its worth the $435 price tag. As a matter of fact if it was $1,000 a bottle, it would still be on my want list. Oh the wanting.....oh the wanting....the wanting. I need a full bottle."

 

[Deleted member 3105]

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[Deleted member 18582]

Great fucking prose. I could smell, feel, touch that damn decant of Black Tie.

I will gladly buy an entire stock of it just because of this amazing text. Doesn't matter if the website has a Pakistani domain, if it's full of shady pop-ups, if Black Tie is actually Black Cow piss, I will enter debt to have it on my skin.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

Great fucking prose. I could smell, feel, touch that damn decant of Black Tie.

I will gladly buy an entire stock of it just because of this amazing text. Doesn't matter if the website has a Pakistani domain, if it's full of shady pop-ups, if Black Tie is actually Black Cow piss, I will enter debt to have it on my skin.

 

[vanillaicecream]

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Damn, wonder what these capybaras are doing in a seemingly european environment, seeing as they're native to brazil

 

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[vanillaicecream]

I saw some when I went to South America. They are adorable

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One interesting fact about them is that they're actually quite fast and are often successful in escaping from jaguars, their apex predators

 

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[vanillaicecream]

Thanks for sharing the fact

Another interesting fact is that they have a high affinitude with other animals. Truly pacific rodents.

yes this is called symbiosis, both the capybaras and their orbiters benefit from this exchange

 

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"Someone blessed me with a decant of Black Tie. I would've NEVER picked it for myself.This is like having 20 bottles of your favorite fragrances on the table and you aggressively push all of them off and let all of the glass break & shatter everywhere. The juices are running every direction and you dont care. The housekeeper can take care of it in the morning. But THIS masterpiece .... THIS is the ONE & ONLY bottle left remaining. It smells so good a tear literally fell from my eye. Not even Baccarat Rouge 540 can boast of that impact. This left my body visibly squirming. Its so good I was whispering and screaming simultaneously. This is crack, heroin, and 1st Sunday communion wrapped into one. This left me wanting to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Remember all of the other fragrances that I sd were lovely and great? Scratch that. Nothing in the world smells good anymore ...EXCEPT this. Ive NEVER sd ANY fragrance is sensual but this LITERALLY elevated my body temperature. Why does my hand feel so good touching my jeans? What has this done to my nerve endings? The guy who sent it to me sd it blew his socks off. Another guy with over 200 bottles in his collection sd after he sampled it he went ahead and got a bottle at retail bc it never goes on sale. I agree its worth the $435 price tag. As a matter of fact if it was $1,000 a bottle, it would still be on my want list. Oh the wanting.....oh the wanting....the wanting. I need a full bottle."

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