Reminder: The Biggest Fuckfest in the world is happening right now.

[eyelidcel]

LOL at you niggas for not Olympicmaxxing for the biggest sex party in the world where chads and stacies party and fuck each other after their gold medal wins.

Imagine not having the chance to destroy this German Stacys' pussy before and after your gold medal win.


If you fail to get the gold you might still fuck a bitch like this.

or some Asian foid

Apparently the bitter virgin Japanese niggas are attempting to stop the handing out of condoms during the games because they're seething at them having sex, while everyday they have none and go to love cafes, host clubs, use sex dolls or their bitch wives wont put out. I doubt any Japanese niggas would be getting any play regardless not even from their own women, In their own country!!

 

[PYT]

LOL at you niggas for not Olympicmaxxing for the biggest sex party in the world where chads and stacies party and fuck each other after their gold medal wins.

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Imagine not having the chance to destroy this German Stacys' pussy before and after your gold medal win.


If you fail to get the gold you might still fuck a bitch like this.

or some Asian foid

Apparently the bitter virgin Japanese niggas are attempting to stop the handing out of condoms during the games because they're seething at them having sex, while everyday they have none and go to love cafes, host clubs, use sex dolls or their bitch wives wont put out. I doubt any Japanese niggas would be getting any play regardless not even from their own women, In their own country!!

jfl .me users can barely touch their toes with a gun pointed to their head and you want them to compete at a olympic level

 

[Looks234]

Just run a 100 meter in 9 seconds for pussy bro

 

[DesperadoRatado]

CAUSE I WILL BE A DJ IN A CAMPING NEXT WEEK AND GONNA FUCK GERMAN JBS

Djs get made fun of.

 

[eyelidcel]

jfl .me users can barely touch their toes with a gun pointed to their head and you want them to compete at a olympic level

Once Coping becomes an Olympic sport....

 

[Deleted member 6273]

Most of the female athletes, don't fuck at all, a good number of the males too, cause they want to be a the their peak in terms of performance and concentration, but the ones who do go wild

 

[eyelidcel]

Just run a 100 meter in 9 seconds for pussy bro

untouchable athlete pussy with giga stamina and endorphins. Super Dopamine high.

 

[gamma]

Most of the female athletes, don't fuck at all, a good number of the males too, cause they want to be a the their peak in terms of performance and concentration, but the ones who do go wild

They do it after the performance

 

[Deleted member 6273]

They do it after the performance

Yeah maybe but most people compete a couple of times by the time you are done you only have a short time to slay.

 

[DesperadoRatado]

tf? this is one of the most chad jobs

everybody knows you are a fraud who contributes to shitty low life music

not personally attacking you, i just know what people say behind their backs

 

[DesperadoRatado]

bro my job is to put chill music while people drinks in a chill out at night

so are you actually a dj or just some rando who puts on music through their jbl?

im talking about actual djs here

 

[eyelidcel]

bro my job is to put chill music while people drinks in a chill out at night

A proper DJs job is to control the mood and put niggas in the moment.

 

[eyelidcel]

so are you actually a dj or just some rando who puts on music through their jbl?

im talking about actual djs here

yeah if you don't have the gear you're not a DJ

 

[eyelidcel]

Yeah maybe but most people compete a couple of times by the time you are done you only have a short time to slay.

you only need a short time to slay anyway lol.

 

[RetardSubhuman]

Brb olympicmaxxing

 

[eyelidcel]

also looked at a list of hottest females competing this year and they had this bitch

 

[Gonthar]

I predict this will be the Olympic with the most rape claims in history...

 

[eyelidcel]

Brb olympicmaxxing
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qween

 

[eyelidcel]

I predict this will be the Olympic with the most rape claims in history...

only if Asians try to get the fucky fucky and sucky sucky. Gaymaxxing only for baby dicked Asian manlets.

 

[Eduardo DOV]

he became a fat fuck

 

[eyelidcel]

he became a fat fuck

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well 21 years ago he was slaying , his time has long passed

 

[eyelidcel]

just become an athelete to have insane sex theory

Graduate school level Thesis

 

[TITUS]

Most of the female athletes, don't fuck at all, a good number of the males too, cause they want to be a the their peak in terms of performance and concentration, but the ones who do go wild

That dude with the funny hair only scored one bronze medal once in all his career, you know why.
You either score the pussy or the medals, i'd take the medals.

 

[studiocel]

Just run a 100 meter in 9 seconds for pussy bro

Do you think ping pong and racewalking dudes slay in the olympic village?

 

[eyelidcel]

That dude with the funny hair only scored one bronze medal once in all his career, you know why.
You either score the pussy or the medals, i'd take the medals.

the medals are honorable and proof of hard work and you being the best in the world. Imagine destroying that for some cunt and then you go home with nothing

 

[eyelidcel]

Do you think ping pong and racewalking dudes slay in the olympic village?
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not a single lay... ever

 

[Deleted member 10615]

that would be the most brutal place ever, motherfuckers here will say male model shows would be but most are alien twinks while Olympic athletes are more masculine and in shape

only the moggers would survive

I don’t blame the Japanese it would be pure suifuel witnessing all the athletic chads and stacies fucking

 

[eyelidcel]

that would be the most brutal place ever, motherfuckers here will say male model shows would be but most are alien twinks while Olympic athletes are more masculine and in shape

only the moggers would survive

I don’t blame the Japanese it would be pure suifuel witnessing all the athletic chads and stacies fucking

at male model shows they're getting slayed by some faggot lol.
Japs are just a bunch of bitter incel twinks trying to make the Olympic village a "dry party" so they can cope. they should use that pain to make more anime and videogames.

 

[Deleted member 10615]

at male model shows they're getting slayed by some faggot lol.
Japs are just a bunch of bitter incel twinks trying to make the Olympic village a "dry party" so they can cope. they should use that pain to make more anime and videogames.

I fucking hate anime

don’t know why anyone would watch it

 

[eyelidcel]

I fucking hate anime

don’t know why anyone would watch it

because it's the best media out

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[justadude]

most of these niggas trained so hard their dicks probably dont even work anymore

 

[eyelidcel]

most of these niggas trained so hard their dicks probably dont even work anymore

temporary, low BF can inhibit libido though.

 

[mulattomaxxer]

Tbh ngl, I have heard tales of the sexual escapades that goes down at sports events. You are putting a bunch of prime genetically elite gymaxxed hormonemaxxed high libido moggers into a confined area for an extended period of time. Not to mention the additional status these people have.

The olympics will certainly be a fuckfest off camera.

 

[eyelidcel]

Tbh ngl, I have heard tales of the sexual escapades that goes down at sports events. You are putting a bunch of prime genetically elite gymaxxed hormonemaxxed high libido moggers into a confined area for an extended period of time. Not to mention the additional status these people have.

The olympics will certainly be a fuckfest off camera.

yeah the olympic village is known for that.

 

[Slasher]

LOL at you niggas for not Olympicmaxxing for the biggest sex party in the world where chads and stacies party and fuck each other after their gold medal wins.

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Imagine not having the chance to destroy this German Stacys' pussy before and after your gold medal win.


If you fail to get the gold you might still fuck a bitch like this.

or some Asian foid

Apparently the bitter virgin Japanese niggas are attempting to stop the handing out of condoms during the games because they're seething at them having sex, while everyday they have none and go to love cafes, host clubs, use sex dolls or their bitch wives wont put out. I doubt any Japanese niggas would be getting any play regardless not even from their own women, In their own country!!

@eyelidcel You're A Woman.
Now Take Your Panties Off.
The LooksMax Orgy Has Begun.
@itisogre GET OVER HERE!!!

^ @itisogre Is Blonde, @eyelidcel Is Brunette.