Reminder there is no such thing as a dick that is "too big"

[incel194012940]

• The average newborn's head measures 13 3/4 in (35 cm)
  
  The average newborn is about 50 cm or 19 3/4 in long

b-b-but muh 7x5 makes her hurt! The average female is only 4 inches deep!!!

Spoiler: Biggest dick ever recorded

only 18.9 inches
(frauded too)

Sex is supposed to hurt the woman. This is why thousands of species in nature have developed spiked penises that make the female bleed. It's the ultimate show of physical power and dominance.

The bigger you are the more her vaginal cavity will stretch - she will be physically incapable of cheating on you.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

dude got a fucking stripper pole

 

[Deleted member 12002]

For @Gestapo? No there sure isn't.

 

[Deleted member 19398]

Im nbp 7×5 its over for me

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Seems like a very low iq post, a Dick can most certainly be too big, there is no fun in having sex and not being able to go in all the way or not fully enjoying doggystyle...

 

[Deleted member 16371]

Yh aNd giving birth hurts

 

[Deleted member 9670]

incel194012940

 

[Gestapo]

For @Gestapo? No there sure isn't.

You'd better not let me anywhere near your wife cuz she'd be all over my dick
Good news for you is I'm not attracted to gooks

 

[Deleted member 12002]

You'd better not let me anywhere near your wife cuz she'd be all over my dick
Good news for you is I'm not attracted to gooks

I'm sorry about your upbringing Gestapo but not every woman is like your mother. Addicted to strange d*ck. How many step daddies have you had anyway?

 

[Deleted member 12002]

You'd better not let me anywhere near your wife cuz she'd be all over my dick
Good news for you is I'm not attracted to gooks

I'll bet your mom has gotten drunk more than a few times and told you stories about getting gangbanged at her law firm. You poor boy.

 

[Gestapo]

I'm sorry about your upbringing Gestapo but not every woman is like your mother. Addicted to strange d*ck. How many step daddies have you had anyway?

Keep coping you're a dumpster diving loser and you know it

 

[Gestapo]

I'll bet your mom has gotten drunk more than a few times and told you stories about getting gangbanged at her law firm. You poor boy.

No such thing happened keep projecting your fantasies onto me

 

[Deleted member 12002]

No such thing happened keep projecting your fantasies onto me

lol

 

[juste]

op is right tbh

 

[fuckedupmanlet]

Seems like a very low iq post, a Dick can most certainly be too big, there is no fun in having sex and not being able to go in all the way or not fully enjoying doggystyle...

Yeah but wouldn’t dickmogging every guy you know be fun?

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Yeah but wouldn’t dickmogging every guy you know be fun?

If you care about that sure, I personally don't think it's worth it

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

IMO opinion 7.5 inches is the optimal length, not too long not to small. Nobody can change my mind so not up for discussion

 

[Paroxysm]

Seems like a very low iq post, a Dick can most certainly be too big, there is no fun in having sex and not being able to go in all the way or not fully enjoying doggystyle...

It can be too big, but too big still beats average every day of the week

In reality "too big" is merely a minor deviation from ideal - girls don't say that though because they're coy and don't want to redirect the anger of dicklets towards them

usually they'll bring the example of some hypothetical guy with a huge dick who fucks autistically and jackhammers their cervix in support of their "too big is bad!" argument, but unless the dude is a fucking retard he'll know not to do that with his, again hypothetical, 9"

All women would pick 9" over 6"

All of them. It's time to stop coping