Reminder this is me

[vanillaicecream]

Always remember this is OP's best pic. OP is an LTN in his best pic, with the best possible lighting, best possible angle

Op took 1000 photos before posting this one here.

In reality he is indeed truecel but he mogs me still.

Indeed, thanks for pointing that out

 

[Gengar]

beautiful soul bhai

No beautiful soul for my face. Brutally got rejected by my oneitis.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Haven’t u had some success in clubs tho

This is bullshit. Making it out with a fat Indian girl for 2 minutes is the peak of my "success". This is after 100+ night outs. It's over completely however you look at it.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

This is bullshit. Making it out with a fat Indian girl for 2 minutes is the peak of my "success". This is after 100+ night outs. It's over completely however you look at it.

You never got any lays? And you’re gymmaxxed right?

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

You never got any lays? And you’re gymmaxxed right?

Gym-maxxed never been close to getting laid. 24 year old virgin.

 

[Deleted member 22627]

You shouldn't take anything I say on here seriously because this is what I look like:

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Let's go over all my flaws from top to bottom:

-Norwood 2.5, you can't see it because I'm running coverup game
-Just awful, awful skull shape, imagine me bald
-Huge forehead, taller than my lower third (massive failo)
-Zygos 404
-Bat ears, the only reason they're not extremely prominent is because I grow my hair out on the sides enough to conceal a bit
-Awful eye area with bad asymmetry, one eye has neutral canthal tilt and is hooded and the other has negative tilt and eyelis exposure, lifeless autistic stare
-Horrible bulbous nose
-Retarded narrow mouth, my nose is almost wider
-No chin, no jawline, short and narrow, no definition and angularity whatsoever, just awful overall facial fat distribution
-Disgraceful pencil neck, blackops2cel tier
-Full blown mutt, I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to be race wise
-Giga non nt looks, I look like a school shooter, Elliot Rodger pheno
-Manlet height of 5'9, as you can see in my reflection in the back I'm obviously not tall
-Look old as fuck, my collagen is gone, subpar skin quality, could easily pass for 30+ even with a boneless twink face

Wow that's a whole lot of failos, you can't make this shit up. Reminder, only take my word when it comes to topics not related to women and dating. I feel good though because I just bought a playstation 5 and can always just escortmax.

Discount Tom Hardy. Chin fillers and you are good to go. Good eye area,

 

[Deleted member 3105]

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[cytoplasm]

Ballou eye area mogger

 

[vanillaicecream]

Why are people saying my eye area is good? Lmao it's awful, it's a huge part of what makes me ugly.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Gym-maxxed never been close to getting laid. 24 year old virgin.

Why don’t u just escortcel

 

[_MVP_]

Ur fixable through surgeries. Its Not that Bad, son.

 

[vanillaicecream]

Ur fixable through surgeries. Its Not that Bad, son.

-not that bad
-needs surgeries to be fixed

Hehehehe

 

[Entschuldigung]

Normie with autist squinting techniques

 

[kingboss22]

-not that bad
-needs surgeries to be fixed

Hehehehe

brad pitt needed surgery too.
you got money for PS5 , u have money for surgery?
u use minoxidil for eyebrows?

 

[Deleted member 3105]

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[vanillaicecream]

brad pitt needed surgery too.
you got money for PS5 , u have money for surgery?
u use minoxidil for eyebrows?

The surgeries I need would add up to three times the price of a ps5 I think. Why minox for eyebrows? Dont think they're that thin or that thicker ones would make any difference

 

[kingboss22]

The surgeries I need would add up to three times the price of a ps5 I think. Why minox for eyebrows? Dont think they're that thin or that thicker ones would make any difference

eyebrows could be more powerful.

If you invest 8k you can ascend, that's 1-2 monthly salaries depending on where you live.

Hair and beard transplant 2-3k, rhino 2-3k, ears 1k
bad eye canthoplasty + mmcr = 1-2k

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

harmony 404

 

[vanillaicecream]

harmony 404

Its mostly horrible skull and bones, if you put my midface on a good skull you may get something decent