Remote Jobs for retards

[kiruxxxamogs]

Yo im 18 years old and currently in Ukraine.
At 15 worked construction in New York, made about 2700$ a month, split rent with my dad so had about 1400 each month with barely any other expenses. Had a girlfriend in Ukraine and my retarded 15 years old ass decided that I can do whatever tf I want and went back to Ukraine to live my best life with all the money I brought with me, Spent $10k in first 8 months, got into Minecraft item shop schemes and made $20k in 1.5 years. Broke up with that girl smoked like 100g's of weed in 2 months, got $1k in personal loans, but got my shit back together and got back to doing Minecraft schemes "currently making about $400-700 which is nowhere near what I was making a year ago
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So now im broke and looking for any remote jobs that don't require me to have degrees, US work authorization and shit like that
Im good with tech, C1 level English, somewhat good in sales from the Minecraft schemes. ANY ADVICE/OFFERS are highly appreciated

 

[saveyourself]

I’d look into high ticket sales / scaling businesses. The market is a little saturated but running ads is easy as shit with ai; literally a toddler could do it. If you stay consistent with reaching out to businesses daily I don’t see why it couldn’t work

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

I’d look into high ticket sales / scaling businesses. The market is a little saturated but running ads is easy as shit with ai; literally a toddler could do it. If you stay consistent with reaching out to businesses daily I don’t see why it couldn’t work

Id love to but I got literally 0$ to start with, also I won't make shit if I try doing it here in Ukraine. So im kinda looking for something stable for now, got hella stuff I can do/invest in, but gotta make like 5k+ to start

 

[hxsham]

yo i wanna hire you for tech sales - i need c1 english people - dm me info

 

[illoan82]

Yo im 18 years old and currently in Ukraine.
At 15 worked construction in New York, made about 2700$ a month, split rent with my dad so had about 1400 each month with barely any other expenses. Had a girlfriend in Ukraine and my retarded 15 years old ass decided that I can do whatever tf I want and went back to Ukraine to live my best life with all the money I brought with me, Spent $10k in first 8 months, got into Minecraft item shop schemes and made $20k in 1.5 years. Broke up with that girl smoked like 100g's of weed in 2 months, got $1k in personal loans, but got my shit back together and got back to doing Minecraft schemes "currently making about $400-700 which is nowhere near what I was making a year ago
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So now im broke and looking for any remote jobs that don't require me to have degrees, US work authorization and shit like that
Im good with tech, C1 level English, somewhat good in sales from the Minecraft schemes. ANY ADVICE/OFFERS are highly appreciated

So u had 32k and ur now broke and have nothing? Doesn’t make sense

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

So u had 32k and ur now broke and have nothing? Doesn’t make sense

Makes perfect sense. You can't even imagine the life I lived at 15, living by myself, with a loving gf, balling like crazy since average salary in Ukraine is like 400$

 

[saveyourself]

Id love to but I got literally 0$ to start with, also I won't make shit if I try doing it here in Ukraine. So im kinda looking for something stable for now, got hella stuff I can do/invest in, but gotta make like 5k+ to start

Understood. The good thing about it is it’s remote, you can reach out to anyone anywhere. As for your budget problem you can try collecting the money upfront, but i doubt anyone will send you money before you start running ads unless they’re retards. Wageslaving to build up some money is always an option.

Whatever you chose to do, I hope it goes well for you.

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

Understood. The good thing about it is it’s remote, you can reach out to anyone anywhere. As for your budget problem you can try collecting the money upfront, but i doubt anyone will send you money before you start running ads unless they’re retards. Wageslaving to build up some money is always an option.

Whatever you chose to do, I hope it goes well for you.

Appreciate it man
I got hella stuff that im 100% will make me hella bread, but still need at least 5k$ to be sure I can do everything as planned, and even if I just Wageslave for anything above $2000 ill be balling here in Ukraine

 

[Weter]

slava ukraine

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

slava ukraine

Heroyam slava broski

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

Bump ts i need offers and advice where to apply

 

[Glorious King]

there are sites like toptal mercor profilic outlier which are remote and can give u good gigs

other niche is applying for jobs as ai trainer ( basically means knowing good english and correcting the grammar of ai)


or the best one would be sliding into the dms of local businesses and asking them if they need some kind of automation

 

[bigseedy]

legitimately curious what is a minecraft item shop scheme lol

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

there are sites like toptal mercor profilic outlier which are remote and can give u good gigs

other niche is applying for jobs as ai trainer ( basically means knowing good english and correcting the grammar of ai)


or the best one would be sliding into the dms of local businesses and asking them if they need some kind of automation

For AI automations I applied to like 3, still waiting for replies, but the issue is them bitches don't hire in Ukraine mostly. And for local businesses automation, won't work since im in third world country where people don't pay shit and don't trust randoms.

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

legitimately curious what is a minecraft item shop scheme lol

Scamming for items on a specific server. Most I made was 2k in a week

 

[Glorious King]

For AI automations I applied to like 3, still waiting for replies, but the issue is them bitches don't hire in Ukraine mostly. And for local businesses automation, won't work since im in third world country where people don't pay shit and don't trust randoms.

i mean u dont need to apply for the 3rd world country jobs

pick a 1st world country and start applying

id say its better to be a master of 1 niche than being jack of all trades

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

i mean u dont need to apply for the 3rd world country jobs

pick a 1st world country and start applying

id say its better to be a master of 1 niche than being jack of all trades

Idk the ai automation niche seems like drop shipping in 2026, everybody is doing it rn. And for regular jobs I never even looked at jobs here. All nfs my age do construction for 25$ a day working 9 hours in a sun moving like 10 tons of tiles a day

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

Id love to do something like chat support, ai training. Id even do sales if I was provided with all tools needed to call mfs outside of my country

 

[Glorious King]

Idk the ai automation niche seems like drop shipping in 2026, everybody is doing it rn. And for regular jobs I never even looked at jobs here. All nfs my age do construction for 25$ a day working 9 hours in a sun moving like 10 tons of tiles a day

lol i mean bro it worked for me

hence im saying this

https://looksmax.org/threads/jasonvoorhees-resume-threads-works-with-proof.2174490/

and i got the job aswell

 

[Swarthy Knight]

other niche is applying for jobs as ai trainer ( basically means knowing good english and correcting the grammar of ai)

Makes sense because AI = Actually Indian

 

[Glorious King]

Makes sense because AI = Actually Indian

@tansel our alzheimer's unc is backk

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

lol i mean bro it worked for me

hence im saying this

https://looksmax.org/threads/jasonvoorhees-resume-threads-works-with-proof.2174490/

and i got the job aswell

Damn you landed an actual job, that's impressive. I thought you were talking about doing some retarded bullshit like calling shit hole pizza places telling them you can automate calls for them, Iman Gadzhi type shit. mirin hard bro

 

[Glorious King]

Damn you landed an actual job, that's impressive. I thought you were talking about doing some retarded bullshit like calling shit hole pizza places telling them you can automate calls for them, Iman Gadzhi type shit. mirin hard bro

lmao the lore runs deep bro

https://looksmax.org/threads/i-got-my-3rd-job-in-7-months-as-an-ai-engineer.2207763/

 

[bigseedy]

Scamming for items on a specific server. Most I made was 2k in a week

fuck thats crazy. used to scam rocket league items (pre epic purchase where they removed trading) for similar profit

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

fuck thats crazy. used to scam rocket league items (pre epic purchase where they removed trading) for similar profit

Lowkey loved the days when I was making hella money of of Minecraft, ts doesn't feel liken actual job or anything although I still worked 60+ hours each week

 

[Pendejo]

there are sites like toptal mercor profilic outlier which are remote and can give u good gigs

other niche is applying for jobs as ai trainer ( basically means knowing good english and correcting the grammar of ai)


or the best one would be sliding into the dms of local businesses and asking them if they need some kind of automation

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

lol i mean bro it worked for me

hence im saying this

https://looksmax.org/threads/jasonvoorhees-resume-threads-works-with-proof.2174490/

and i got the job aswell

I just found hella companies looking for "AI Automation Specialists" Do you mind telling me a little about what you do and how hard is it to learn? Ive been vibe coding hella automation stuff for the Minecraft gig im doing, but I don't think that will transfer well to an actual job lol

 

[bigseedy]

Lowkey loved the days when I was making hella money of of Minecraft, ts doesn't feel liken actual job or anything although I still worked 60+ hours each week

cuz its fun as hell lowkey

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

cuz its fun as hell lowkey

You can even imagine what it's like to make money from shit like this in a third world country, MFs who knew how much I made never believed the kind of work I do lol, and hella people I was kinda friends with were jealous to the point where they were telling me to drop what im doing and instead study and do something more stable JFL

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

You can even imagine what it's like to make money from shit like this in a third world country, MFs who knew how much I made never believed the kind of work I do lol, and hella people I was kinda friends with were jealous to the point where they were telling me to drop what im doing and instead study and do something more stable JFL

Not so fun now that im broke as fuck but at the time it was hilarious lol

 

[Weter]

Bump ts i need offers and advice where to apply

I suggest working as a freight broker at a brokerage company, they often hire worldwide under W8BEN document, anything related to dispatching and trucking, logistics

 

[Glorious King]

Preciate it bro

 

[Glorious King]

I just found hella companies looking for "AI Automation Specialists" Do you mind telling me a little about what you do and how hard is it to learn? Ive been vibe coding hella automation stuff for the Minecraft gig im doing, but I don't think that will transfer well to an actual job lol

dude the learning part @Jason Voorhees can guide you

cus my methods are shit

but its ez if you learn the starter pack tools like n8n ,apollo, make etc those stuff



yoo thats crazy , minecraft did make a lot of cash back in highschool but now its cooked


ye u cant add that in your resume gng

 

[khrome]

or the best one would be sliding into the dms of local businesses and asking them if they need some kind of automation

Like what?

 

[Glorious King]

Like what?

learn manners

then i shall respond

 

[khrome]

learn manners

then i shall respond

implementing "please" to "like what" makes the phrase less gramatically accurate and lengthy, theres no point

No worries then, idk why niggas gotta be pushy

 

[Glorious King]

implementing "please" to "like what" makes the phrase less gramatically accurate and lengthy, theres no point

No worries then, idk why niggas gotta be pushy

dumb fuk

nigga got a rep me master

like a cuck and cant rep a single time

 

[khrome]

dumb fuk

nigga got a rep me master
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like a cuck and cant rep a single time

the screenshot AND the quote
call me mozart

 

[User28823]

Make $20-40+ an hour online no interview

If you wanna make $20 minimum to $40 (if you know how to code) per hour online, there's a site called dataannotation.tech u have to apply to it which I got accepted easily after like 2 days because I have experience coding professionally but you can easily get accepted as long as you don't make...

looksmax.org

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

Make $20-40+ an hour online no interview

If you wanna make $20 minimum to $40 (if you know how to code) per hour online, there's a site called dataannotation.tech u have to apply to it which I got accepted easily after like 2 days because I have experience coding professionally but you can easily get accepted as long as you don't make...

looksmax.org

Dataanotations never replied and i spoke to like 5 more people that also never heard back

 

[kiruxxxamogs]

Applied to about 20 shitty Ukrainian ai jobs but some pay like $8/h which is pretty decent for my goals