reply with a superpower, and I'll give a weakness

[primal_shitmuncher]

@Revan @milkshake_addict @Stalker @mistyjfl @Vireon

i always forget who's in my tag circle jerk and who's not

 

[Idontknow-]

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

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downside: you get molested sometimes

 

[lenvoalt]

You can infinitely shoot. Cum

 

[Idontknow-]

downside: you get molested sometimes

 

[milkshake_addict]

wind control

 

[spust]

@Revan @milkshake_addict @Stalker @mistyjfl @Vireon

i always forget who's in my tag circle jerk and who's not

invicibility

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

You can infinitely shoot. Cum

you can only do it in public and can't control when it happens

wind control

the wind you control goes up your ass when you're done with it, and it remains there until you're nearby a cute foid before escaping your ass, making it seem like a very loud fart

 

[Whoever]

U can boost urself up by farting like a jet pack

 

[prolarper]

space manipulation

 

[lol]

Precognition.

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Precognition.

sometimes some of dreams come true

U can boost urself up by farting like a jet pack

you shit yourself with each fart

invicibility

you age 10x faster

 

[Truebloatcel]

@Revan @milkshake_addict @Stalker @mistyjfl @Vireon

i always forget who's in my tag circle jerk and who's not

Can spawn any gun at any time

 

[lenvoalt]

you can only do it in public and can't control when it happens



the wind you control goes up your ass when you're done with it, and it remains there until you're nearby a cute foid before escaping your ass, making it seem like a very loud fart

In that case, I’ll go to a playground

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Can spawn any gun at any time

can only spawn in waterguns

In that case, I’ll go to a playground

 

[Truebloatcel]

can only spawn in waterguns

Ngl still tuff

 

[spust]

you age 10x faster

some nigga: *best superpower out there*
you: but u die instantly

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

space manipulation

the more space you're manipulating, the harder it gets to manipulate (exponentially harder)

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

some nigga: *best superpower out there*
you: but u die instantly

you're invincible so you'll live

you'll just be an unc forever

 

[peterk1287]

You can teleport to wherever you want/think of to

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

You can teleport to wherever you want/think of to

you lose your clothes in the process

 

[Revan]

i wanna have super strength so i can stand up to my abusive father

 

[oxiwoxi]

Teleportation

 

[brielarsonbf]

@Revan @milkshake_addict @Stalker @mistyjfl @Vireon

i always forget who's in my tag circle jerk and who's not

predicting next few moments so you can act in advance

 

[81xa]

matter manipulation

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

i wanna have super strength so i can stand up to my abusive father

you become super slow whenever you use it

hope you manage to escape your abusive situation tho brah

Teleportation

already answered above

you lose your clothes in the process

 

[oxiwoxi]

you become super slow whenever you use it

hope you manage to escape your abusive situation tho brah



already answered above

My lazy ahh instantly thought of a way to undress myself easily in the shower

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

predicting next few moments so you can act in advance

your predictions come at random and you cannot control their length

matter manipulation

already answered above

the more space you're manipulating, the harder it gets to manipulate (exponentially harder)

 

[Revan]

you become super slow whenever you use it

hope you manage to escape your abusive situation tho brah



already answered above

im not in an abusive situation i was just hoping you would give me some crazy side effect like “you get cancer and die just before you try to fight back” or “you become 4 feet shorter” or whatever

 

[oxiwoxi]

im not in an abusive situation i was just hoping you would give me some crazy side effect like “you get cancer and die just before you try to fight back” or “you become 4 feet shorter” or whatever

We’ve underestimated his abilities to comprehend comments

 

[presxzn]

Having a foid suck yoir cock every time your horny

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

you become 4 feet shorter

cease to exist?

im not in an abusive situation i was just hoping you would give me some crazy side effect like “you get cancer and die just before you try to fight back”

i see how it is

i'm not good enough for you

btw @anondude gtfih

 

[catastropy]

when you talk to a girl u like u instantly become her type

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

@Revan @milkshake_addict @Stalker @mistyjfl @Vireon

i always forget who's in my tag circle jerk and who's not

Biological manipulation.

 

[anondude]

cease to exist?



i see how it is

i'm not good enough for you

btw @anondude gtfih

I can shapeshift in to anything

 

[oxiwoxi]

Having a foid suck yoir cock every time your horny

Make her a hot foid ans weve got a deal

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

My lazy ahh instantly thought of a way to undress myself easily in the shower

Fat ass out of party, is that seriously your super power cage

 

[oxiwoxi]

Fat ass out of party, is that seriously your super power cage

Yes, im js built different

 

[presxzn]

Make her a hot foid ans weve got a deal

Deal and you get to choose to rape her or not

 

[milkshake_addict]

an high IQ level of 900

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Having a foid suck yoir cock every time your horny

she gives you straight teeth each time

when you talk to a girl u like u instantly become her type

your mouth zips up and you can't open it everytime a girl tries to talk to you

Biological manipulation.

you can only manipulate genitals

 

[oxiwoxi]

Deal and you get to choose to rape her or not

Every incels dream

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

an high IQ level of 900

you can't communicate with anyone

 

[presxzn]

she gives you straight teeth each time



your mouth zips up and you can't open it everytime a girl tries to talk to you



you can only manipulate genitals

Fine a teeth less Stacy lets you fuck her name whenever you want without any stds and you can just beat the shit out of her whenever you want

 

[milkshake_addict]

you can't communicate with anyone

ill take it

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

she gives you straight teeth each time



your mouth zips up and you can't open it everytime a girl tries to talk to you



you can only manipulate genitals

That is not bad at all. Can you imagine the blackmail with that? The humilation? You can control a lot of people. I would make a great company, pay up a grand fortune so I can make you escape shrimpceldom. Imagine the amount of transgenders that would be paying me thousands of tens of thousands. I would mog every sex surgeon on this planet.

 

[presxzn]

Fine a teeth less Stacy lets you fuck her name whenever you want without any stds and you can just beat the shit out of her whenever you want

Didn’t mean to say name I’m just a Bebe

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Fine a teeth less Stacy lets you fuck her name whenever you want without any stds and you can just beat the shit out of her whenever you want

her vagina smells like a rotten corpse

That is not bad at all. Can you imagine the blackmail with that? The humilation? You can control a lot of people. I would make a great company, pay up a grand fortune so I can make you escape shrimpceldom. Imagine the amount of transgenders that would be paying me thousands of tens of thousands. I would mog every sex surgeon on this planet.

that's fucking genius

shit i gave a bad one

 

[presxzn]

her vagina smells like a rotten corpse

Shit you got me there

 

[anondude]

I can shapeshift in to anything

Do I not get to know my nerf