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Notcel

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If it does I’ll tell you

I feel depressed lately
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u think ur important to me?
 
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You’ll get it but this didnt make me chuckle
dont say that or else the 6'7 true pisser will emerge from the urinal and harvest your soul.
 
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dont say that or else the 6'7 true pisser will emerge from the urinal and harvest your soul.
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I have an interesting joke for you if you feel like reading.

There was this student of theology that was visited by the Devil. The Devil told him: "I will give you fame, riches and power if you give me half of your hearing ability". The student tells the Devil he'll think about it and goes to his priest and tells him what happened and what he should do, the priest tells him to never sell his soul and takes the young student to the arch bishop to whom the student tells the same story. The archbishop tells the student that he should never make deals with the devil but seeing as how the student was still not convinced he brought the student to the pope.
The student tells the pope: "Your holiness, I was visited by the devil and was offered riches, fame and power in exchange for half my hearing, what should I do ?"
The Pope: "Could you speak a little louder ?"
 
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high iq rep thx
 
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I have an interesting joke for you if you feel like reading.

There was this student of theology that was visited by the Devil. The Devil told him: "I will give you fame, riches and power if you give me half of your hearing ability". The student tells the Devil he'll think about it and goes to his priest and tells him what happened and what he should do, the priest tells him to never sell his soul and takes the young student to the arch bishop to whom the student tells the same story. The archbishop tells the student that he should never make deals with the devil but seeing as how the student was still not convinced he brought the student to the pope.
The student tells the pope: "Your holiness, I was visited by the devil and was offered riches, fame and power in exchange for half my hearing, what should I do ?"
The Pope: "Could you speak a little louder ?"
Nice joke but didnt make me laugh, also I love god
 
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Rate this message i got from a hating ass nigga on xbox after i slammed him using shotguns in cod
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I have an interesting joke for you if you feel like reading.

There was this student of theology that was visited by the Devil. The Devil told him: "I will give you fame, riches and power if you give me half of your hearing ability". The student tells the Devil he'll think about it and goes to his priest and tells him what happened and what he should do, the priest tells him to never sell his soul and takes the young student to the arch bishop to whom the student tells the same story. The archbishop tells the student that he should never make deals with the devil but seeing as how the student was still not convinced he brought the student to the pope.
The student tells the pope: "Your holiness, I was visited by the devil and was offered riches, fame and power in exchange for half my hearing, what should I do ?"
The Pope: "Could you speak a little louder ?"
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Tick tock, motherfucker

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Take Bill Burr, for example. If you didn't know it was a comedy show, and you walked in on his performance, you would probably walk out quickly with your wittle feelings hurt.
 
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Take Bill Burr, for example. If you didn't know it was a comedy show, and you walked in on his performance, you would probably walk out quickly with your wittle feelings hurt.
Bro but you didnt even say a joke :lul: its an inside joke I was asking for context on
 
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This niggas entire social media career was built off of being a jester for the mainstream media and acting esoteric
average streamer in 2026 tbh
 
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Nah he’s worse since he took something important and ruined it
"im not a jester for your amusement" has the same rhythmic metric as "im not some slave of yours boy"

 
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Nah he’s worse since he took something important and ruined it
The comedian is on stage. The audience gets silent. Comedian picks a spectator and says with a serious expression, "Tick tock, motherfucker." He then points at him.

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The comedian is on stage. The audience gets silent. Comedian picks a spectator and says with a serious expression, "Tick tock, motherfucker." He then points at him.

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Bro just let the joke die
 
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