Requirements to be Considered "WASP"

[CelestialEmpire]

Contrary to the popular, incorrect view of WASP representing "White Anglo-Saxon Protestants", it should more accurately reflect "(Continuously) Wealthy, Teutonic Anglo-Saxon, Calvinist Protestants".

Requirements for WASPhood:
- IF AMERICAN:
Continuous family wealth in New England - part of elite class with abundant capital, various storied generals/officers/politicians, since before the Declaration of Independence, after the Mayflower (wealth in New England began between 1620 - 1776), at least $750MM USD+ family fortune in 2026 dollars, PPP adjusted

Absolute elite education at Andover/Exeter/Deerfield then Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Wharton

Plays classical WASP sports (rugby, rowing, sailing, polo)
- IF BRITISH:
Continuous family wealth in England since before the Norman Conquest (11th century),

Family of landed gentry and peers in the House of Commons (Earls, Dukes, Barons, Baronets, Knights, etc) with multiple active, alive peers and the earliest noble should have been crowned before the 13th century. at least $750MM GBP+ family fortune in 2026 dollars, PPP adjusted

Absolute elite education at Eton/Westminster then Oxford/Cambridge (elite colleges like Corpus Christi, not pedestrian ones like Magdelan)

Plays classical WASP sports (rugby, rowing, sailing, polo)

 

[MrMaxwell]

Am I supposed to read this?

 

[Foodiepill]

Old Money. You redefined a word for something that already has a name.

 

[Deleted member 121340]

I don't think that WASPs are very prevalent in China.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[Noctiѕ]

the person behind your account is definitely a gook. i would bet everything i have u live in the dirtiest slums in china

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

the person behind your account is definitely a gook. i would bet everything i have u live in the dirtiest slums in china

U would be absolutely correct.

 

[irrumator praetor]

Bonus points: unbroken patrilineal secret society membership since knights templar (you have OG beef with catholics and french arabs)
99+% Windsor family genetic makeup purity
no shorter than 6ft5.5 (if so - go back to Arabia to worship Mecca along with the catholics, or something)
and your family hasn't been stripped of royal titles since the American independence war (shows true royalty to the crown against heretical mutts)

 

[ihatereddit]

Bonus points: unbroken patrilineal secret society membership since knights templar (you have OG beef with catholics and french arabs)
99+% Windsor family genetic makeup purity
no shorter than 6ft5.5 (if so - go back to Arabia to worship Mecca along with the catholics, or something)
and your family hasn't been stripped of royal titles since the American independence war (shows true royalty to the crown against heretical mutts)

House of Windsor are germans

 

[irrumator praetor]

House of Windsor are germans

COPE thats a LARP. If they were really germans, they'd be 99% slavic/mongoloid/turkic-central-asian/arab-levantine-northafrican/kurdish-caucasian-zagrosian-iranid-indian, and they would be sub 6ft5.5 MANLETS swarthoids polish "people".

 

[Troo_]

Old Money. You redefined a word for something that already has a name.

Not exactly, no.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

House of Windsor are germans

Modern day House of Windsor is actually the House of (((Hanover))) in disguise.

 

[irrumator praetor]

Modern day House of Windsor is actually the House of (((Hanover))) in disguise.

Hanover - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

fuuuuuck this is literally poland/kremlin....

At least they built some nice slavic mosques, I guess:

Pretty cute but nothing like true english WASP architecture:

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Hanover - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

fuuuuuck this is literally poland/kremlin....

At least they built some nice slavic mosques, I guess:
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Pretty cute but nothing like true english WASP architecture:
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Nice sarcasm but Germany is unironically a nation contaminated by Jews and Mongoloid Slavs

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

what if i'm a 7'1, 380 LB Lean WASP rugby/hockey/rowing built who lives in an $80,000,000 penthouse in Manhattan, whose family runs trust fund old money businesses such as Finance/Industrials/Fashion/Railroads/O&G/Shipping, multiple friends who studied at Yale/Princeton/Wharton, all averaging 6'11 260 LB lean with elite powerlifting-tier weightlifting gym stats and a job that's like Elite Boutique IB (CVP/LAZ) or Privately Traded Megafund PE (Warburg Pincus/Bain) or Single Manager HF (Lone Pine/Viking), northern-European-Nordic-Anglo-Germanic/WASP phenotype, light/dark brown/blonde hair with green/blue eyes?

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

light/dark brown/blonde hair with green/blue eyes?

Only blue eyes and blonde hair is allowed buddy ur not Aryan

 

[irrumator praetor]

Only blue eyes and blonde hair is allowed buddy ur not Aryan

sub-blonde + non-western pheno = polish subhuman (catholic + slavic = demons)

 

[FutureExoticChad]

Contrary to the popular, incorrect view of WASP representing "White Anglo-Saxon Protestants", it should more accurately reflect "(Continuously) Wealthy, Teutonic Anglo-Saxon, Calvinist Protestants".

Requirements for WASPhood:
- IF AMERICAN:
Continuous family wealth in New England - part of elite class with abundant capital, various storied generals/officers/politicians, since before the Declaration of Independence, after the Mayflower (wealth in New England began between 1620 - 1776), at least $750MM USD+ family fortune in 2026 dollars, PPP adjusted

Absolute elite education at Andover/Exeter/Deerfield then Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Wharton

Plays classical WASP sports (rugby, rowing, sailing, polo)
- IF BRITISH:
Continuous family wealth in England since before the Norman Conquest (11th century),

Family of landed gentry and peers in the House of Commons (Earls, Dukes, Barons, Baronets, Knights, etc) with multiple active, alive peers and the earliest noble should have been crowned before the 13th century. at least $750MM GBP+ family fortune in 2026 dollars, PPP adjusted

Absolute elite education at Eton/Westminster then Oxford/Cambridge (elite colleges like Corpus Christi, not pedestrian ones like Magdelan)

Plays classical WASP sports (rugby, rowing, sailing, polo)

Or just be an American thats descended from british settlers