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This is how you do it
@WishIwasChico This is how you do it son You have them come over, cook for you, fuck with you and you just enjoy it while sipping a glass of champagne You don’t text yourself and write novels with XX’s in every single message passing it for “UK slang” jfl
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This is how you do it boys, let me walk you through how a real man spends his evenings.
It's 4pm, and Crisick has just enjoyed a nice meal of raw sliced tomatoes with a ball of cold mozzarella (straight out of the fridge) dumped on top. Finally, some Cabbage sprinkles complete the dish. Voila, bon appetit!
After this energy-packed meal, Crisick feels emboldened and energized to purse his true passion in life - attempting to flex on teenage greycels on Looksmax.org, despite them already knowing he is the greatest fraudster in the mountains of Chamonix.
Quickly, he whips out his 2 phones - both fully equipped with lifetime Adobe Photoshop paid memberships - and notices his sister in the kitchen.
A bright idea springs into his mind - "I will use this female to Larp on Looksmax and procure more pixelated reactions and validation. You can never have enough" His 10 inch flaccid penis suddenly got slightly hard. He might even receive another DM from a desperate Indian teen asking for looksmaxing and Rizz tips. He licked his lips- that would provide the night's masturbation material. Crisick's night was sorted.
Sneakily, he walks into the kitchen and pretends to take a picture of his hand holding a champagne glass, with the poor girl not knowing she was in the shot. "Bingo" he thinks.
With his heart pounding and armpits drenched in sweat, he did what he was born to do. Larp. And boy did he. His sister becomes his newest 6+ PSL stacy hookup. His $5 corner store apple juice becomes Moet and Chandon premium champagne. The meal his sister was cooking would become his lover's show of appreciation to Lord Crisick himself.
But there was one final thing. One final act of dominance. Crisick had noticed youngins like @WishIwasChico getting a little bit too big for their boots. "Fucker thinks he's a big-time slayer? I'll show him". He proceeds to frame his Looksmax post as a diss to the little bastard.
Upon pressing "Post Thread", Crisick finally reaches the edge and explodes in his stained underwear. Today was a good day, he thinks. He reclines back and smiles.
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