Resume Fraud for CS

[Deleted member 2875]

I doubt I'll get any legitimate answers here, but oh well.

I want to put some bullshit employment history on my resume. I will probably use businesses owned by family in a different country.

What would be some good hypothetical tasks for an entry level software engineer at a relatively small sales business (say 10 employees) or perhaps a software engineer for a larger institution like a hospital in a large city?

 

[thecel]

SMDH at the fucks who liked OP’s post.

@mug @StoicSperg

You think it’s A-OK for OP to fuck over someone who put in the work? OP lying on his resume can prevent a subhuman incel from getting a job that he deserves.

Morality on .org has reached an all-time low and definitely will go lower.

People like OP cause chain reactions that ruin entire marketplaces (e.g the job marketplace and the sexual marketplace). If 1 guy lies on his resume and gets ahead, other people will see that and think, “Shit, how can I compete with those liars if I’m honest? Guess I’ll have to lie to keep up.” Next thing you know, everyone is lying, and the whole system is fucked. This chain-reaction thing happens with PEDs in sports and with adultery in relationships.

 

[mug]

SMDH at the fucks who liked OP’s post.

@mug @StoicSperg

(Sucking my dick hard)SMDH

 

[mogger123]

The rules clearly forbid me from inciting anyone to commit illegal acts

 

[Copeful]

give up nigga gpt4 does your job 100x better

 

[mug]

You should say bill gates is your uncle

 

[Deleted member 2875]

The rules clearly forbid me from inciting anyone to commit illegal acts

Lying on ur resume isn't a crime.

 

[traveler]

i think the process is

resume > phone interview with a recruiter > take home test - coding questions > in person interview > 2nd > 3rd > 4th > ???? > hired?

 

[mogger123]

Lying on ur resume isn't a crime.

It's fraud you retard