Retarded cat shat by front door, he’s now outside all night and it’s 1Celsius

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Title, this fucking dumb cat I’ve had for 7-8 years now every now and then chooses the absolute most inconvenient place to shit, by the pattio front door. He knows I chimp out and the only time I’ve ever throw the fucker across the room was when he does this shit. Sure when he shits in other areas it’s annoying but I usually shrug cuddle him tell him naughty naught and then clean but this one place annoys me

It’s 1 degreees rn I have Frostbite on my ears essentially from being outside my legs are still cold and I’m inside nice and cozy. Guess where the cat is rn DUMB NIGGER IS OUTSIDE IN 1 to -4 degrees, honestly if he dies I won’t GAF screw him this is natural selection. My mum will prob bring him in in about 10 mins ruining his punishment


Oh well I have to now clean the door floor and Matt all covered in cat shit I hope the fucking cat freezes like a popsickle and I find him shaking like a pussy tomorrow morning

 

[Soter]

punishing your pet like that is such a nigger behavior

oh, right

 

[Starborn]

Title, this fucking dumb cat I’ve had for 7-8 years now every now and then chooses the absolute most inconvenient place to shit, by the pattio front door. He knows I chimp out and the only time I’ve ever throw the fucker across the room was when he does this shit. Sure when he shits in other areas it’s annoying but I usually shrug cuddle him tell him naughty naught and then clean but this one place annoys me

It’s 1 degreees rn I have Frostbite on my ears essentially from being outside my legs are still cold and I’m inside nice and cozy. Guess where the cat is rn DUMB NIGGER IS OUTSIDE IN 1 to -4 degrees, honestly if he dies I won’t GAF screw him this is natural selection. My mum will prob bring him in in about 10 mins ruining his punishment


Oh well I have to now clean the door floor and Matt all covered in cat shit I hope the fucking cat freezes like a popsickle and I find him shaking like a pussy tomorrow morning

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that cat finna die bru

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

punishing your pet like that is such a nigger behavior

oh, right

He needs to be punished he knows better, if I catch him doing it he runs off because he knows it’s wrong it’s dumb faggot all you and kind old ladies like my mum who think these dumb beasts don’t know simple shit.

I know that these creatures are more cunning than they seem. He will freeze as punishment for his crimes and he’ll think about shitting by the front door

 

[Starborn]

punishing your pet like that is such a nigger behavior

oh, right

how will he learn to stop then?

Title, this fucking dumb cat I’ve had for 7-8 years now every now and then chooses the absolute most inconvenient place to shit, by the pattio front door. He knows I chimp out and the only time I’ve ever throw the fucker across the room was when he does this shit. Sure when he shits in other areas it’s annoying but I usually shrug cuddle him tell him naughty naught and then clean but this one place annoys me

It’s 1 degreees rn I have Frostbite on my ears essentially from being outside my legs are still cold and I’m inside nice and cozy. Guess where the cat is rn DUMB NIGGER IS OUTSIDE IN 1 to -4 degrees, honestly if he dies I won’t GAF screw him this is natural selection. My mum will prob bring him in in about 10 mins ruining his punishment


Oh well I have to now clean the door floor and Matt all covered in cat shit I hope the fucking cat freezes like a popsickle and I find him shaking like a pussy tomorrow morning

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Why do you not have a litterbox or something

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

that cat finna die bru

Unfortunately my mum who’s a softie like @Soter brought his dumbass in and locked him in the kitchen……… kitchen in my house is cold as well but NOTHING LIKE OUTSIDE hell be cold but honestly he’ll be cozy in there we got mats rugs and places for him to get warm in there

Shame I wanted him outside for at least 1hr women are too soft

 

[Mess]

I always feel bad about being mean to my cat, she's the embodiment of a scaredy cat.
She's grown up in a loving home yet lives her day-to-day like she's fresh out of animal testing.

 

[Saint]

Title, this fucking dumb cat I’ve had for 7-8 years now every now and then chooses the absolute most inconvenient place to shit, by the pattio front door. He knows I chimp out and the only time I’ve ever throw the fucker across the room was when he does this shit. Sure when he shits in other areas it’s annoying but I usually shrug cuddle him tell him naughty naught and then clean but this one place annoys me

It’s 1 degreees rn I have Frostbite on my ears essentially from being outside my legs are still cold and I’m inside nice and cozy. Guess where the cat is rn DUMB NIGGER IS OUTSIDE IN 1 to -4 degrees, honestly if he dies I won’t GAF screw him this is natural selection. My mum will prob bring him in in about 10 mins ruining his punishment


Oh well I have to now clean the door floor and Matt all covered in cat shit I hope the fucking cat freezes like a popsickle and I find him shaking like a pussy tomorrow morning

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Fuck that cat let him freeze nigga, if humans didn’t pet them they’d be in the wild anyways

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

how will he learn to stop then?

Why do you not have a litterbox or something

I do that’s why it’s even more infuriating he’s just a dumb nigger cat so he has to Learn the hard way and he knows what it’s there for he’s just a cunt as I said many times. Idiots think animals are dumb, nope they aren’t that dumb they understand basic things that piss you off

 

[Soter]

how will he learn to stop then?

Why do you not have a litterbox or something

it's better to put him in a cage or not give him food for half a day or something. It's actually hard to train cats by punishment that is not instantaneous because they won't really connect it to their action that caused it

 

[Soter]

Unfortunately my mum who’s a softie like @Soter brought his dumbass in and locked him in the kitchen……… kitchen in my house is cold as well but NOTHING LIKE OUTSIDE hell be cold but honestly he’ll be cozy in there we got mats rugs and places for him to get warm in there

Shame I wanted him outside for at least 1hr women are too soft

one day he will be dead and you will never see him again

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I always feel bad about being mean to my cat, she's the embodiment of a scaredy cat.
She's grown up in a loving home yet lives her day-to-day like she's fresh out of animal testing.

I have another cat like that he doesn’t shit inside the house. When he does it’s understandable because he had nowhere else to shit as nobody opened the door for him all day or whatever. I have never gotten upset with him about this, i leave him alone cos he’s very skittish even looking at me puts him on edge and i never do anything to him

Fuck that cat let him freeze nigga, if humans didn’t pet them they’d be in the wild anyways

this, dumb cat can learn what it’s like to be a stray if he wants to shit at the front door as I jsut returned home after watching JJK film then he can stay outside. This is his punishment but women ruin it and my mum brought him back in to kiss and hug the cat he’s technically my cat I brought him

 

[Starborn]

it's better to put him in a cage or not give him food for half a day or something. It's actually hard to train cats by punishment that is not instantaneous because they won't really connect it to their action that caused it

He aint gonna learn shit from that
animals are retards. its that simple.
if you put them in a cage with half food it will just be like
Hmm i got some food but not all of it guess il just ask for more or go hunt or something

Animals learn through pain unfortunately that's how many people train dogs and cats because it is the most effective.
when they do something bad like shit everywhere you hurt them
when they shit somewhere good you give them a treat
they will associate shitting in those areas as bad and shitting in the other ones good.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

one day he will be dead and you will never see him again

Don’t this upsets me I love that cat man I’ll cry like a bitch if he dies . I'll admit I’m happy my mum brought him back in fuck sake this cat has even me under it’s spell

Cats are evil sorcerers