zoltan
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so im in class and this sub 3 retard fat walrus bitch is sitting in front of me and she asked me how tall I am. i said 5'9 which isnt even larp, and she says that she thought she was same height and says shes 5'4. she got me fucked up already but i assure to her that NO, shes not even CLOSE to my height. she then says that I dont look 5'9 ??? what?? man FUCK U wdym i dont look 5'9?? i tell her to stand up and then I stand up with my tall ass shoes + height boosters (allegedly) which made me a calm 6'0 - 5'11.5 and im LOOKING DOWN AT HER and she thought we were THE SAME HEIGHT then she says that i STILL DONT LOOK 5'9 EVEN THO IM 6'0 AND SHE WAS LARPING TOO SHES LIKE 5'2. almost a full head taller than her. we sat back down and i just didnt say anything cuz shes chopped and its not a big deal if she thinks im short. then her friend whos a subhuman makeupcell retard goblin is like "yeah i agree you look way shorter than 5'9". STFU BITCH no one even was talking to u and i was tryna just ignore it but im telling you i was about to jail for my actions if she said another word nobody gaf what ur lizard looking ass has to say about my height she was like 5'0 too. then my friend beside me starts talking to them for a bit and a few minutes later he gets both of us to stand up cuz they wanted to see our heights compared. hes actually 6'0 but was wearing some lil shoes so we stand up and hes maybe an inch taller than me max, and the girls say that he ACTUALLY looks 6'0, and me being an inch shorter still looks shorter than 5'9 ??
i cant even say im 6'0 because i guess i look like im 5'5 ?? thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard wallahi
yeah i gotta rope. if ur under 6'1 its over. larping 6'0 isnt enough anymore for a sub3
or maybe if i wasnt chopped lmao ropemaxx
i cant even say im 6'0 because i guess i look like im 5'5 ?? thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard wallahi
yeah i gotta rope. if ur under 6'1 its over. larping 6'0 isnt enough anymore for a sub3
or maybe if i wasnt chopped lmao ropemaxx