Larpingmtn
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All hypotetical ofcofc
The method is very simple and i will break it down into 3 steps (4 if you want to be advanced)
Mostly works in countrys with drinking age of 18+ or in countries with expencive alcohol
What you need:
Juice (any full sugar juice will work)≈0.5€ per liter
Sugar (just steal from your familys baking suplies)
Yeast: 20cent per liter of drink
Any empty good quality looking bottles(for adwanced only)
Total:<1€ per liter
How to turn it into "prison wine":
Mix half-full cup of sugar, liter of juice and half a pack of yeast. Make the bottle almost air tight (not fully, this is important). If done correctly, the mixture should start bubbling almost imidietly. Wait 7-10days, and you have ready, 14ish % wine.
If you live with family, hide well, in a shoe box etc, because the smell of alcohol will be stron.
Selling:
If you made a little badge, just sell to friends and schoolmates. They will see cheap alcohol, and just instantly buy it. Simple as that.
Advanced selling(trust me this works):
Beg for a label printer from your loving family.
Make a official ish looking label for your drink. Rebottle the wine into a new bottle( preferrably glass) and stick the label on the bottle. Act like a reseller on telegram/snapchat. Sell at a slightly lower price, as other sellers and official shops.
extras:
If your selling to inexperienced drinkers lie about the percentage (they will still get somewhat drunk and placebo will do the rest)
If you can produce alot, act like its stolen etc, and sell bulk to other sellers (idk bout other countries but in my country all this kind of selling is very common so this works nicely)
Go make bank

The method is very simple and i will break it down into 3 steps (4 if you want to be advanced)
Mostly works in countrys with drinking age of 18+ or in countries with expencive alcohol
What you need:
Juice (any full sugar juice will work)≈0.5€ per liter
Sugar (just steal from your familys baking suplies)
Yeast: 20cent per liter of drink
Any empty good quality looking bottles(for adwanced only)
Total:<1€ per liter
How to turn it into "prison wine":
Mix half-full cup of sugar, liter of juice and half a pack of yeast. Make the bottle almost air tight (not fully, this is important). If done correctly, the mixture should start bubbling almost imidietly. Wait 7-10days, and you have ready, 14ish % wine.
If you live with family, hide well, in a shoe box etc, because the smell of alcohol will be stron.
Selling:
If you made a little badge, just sell to friends and schoolmates. They will see cheap alcohol, and just instantly buy it. Simple as that.
Advanced selling(trust me this works):
Beg for a label printer from your loving family.
Make a official ish looking label for your drink. Rebottle the wine into a new bottle( preferrably glass) and stick the label on the bottle. Act like a reseller on telegram/snapchat. Sell at a slightly lower price, as other sellers and official shops.
extras:
If your selling to inexperienced drinkers lie about the percentage (they will still get somewhat drunk and placebo will do the rest)
If you can produce alot, act like its stolen etc, and sell bulk to other sellers (idk bout other countries but in my country all this kind of selling is very common so this works nicely)
Go make bank
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