Retarded method that somehow works (for me atleast)

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The method is very simple and i will break it down into 3 steps (4 if you want to be advanced)

Mostly works in countrys with drinking age of 18+ or in countries with expencive alcohol

What you need:

Juice (any full sugar juice will work)≈0.5€ per liter
Sugar (just steal from your familys baking suplies)
Yeast: 20cent per liter of drink
Any empty good quality looking bottles(for adwanced only)
Total:<1€ per liter

How to turn it into "prison wine":

Mix half-full cup of sugar, liter of juice and half a pack of yeast. Make the bottle almost air tight (not fully, this is important). If done correctly, the mixture should start bubbling almost imidietly. Wait 7-10days, and you have ready, 14ish % wine.
If you live with family, hide well, in a shoe box etc, because the smell of alcohol will be stron.

Selling:

If you made a little badge, just sell to friends and schoolmates. They will see cheap alcohol, and just instantly buy it. Simple as that.

Advanced selling(trust me this works):

Beg for a label printer from your loving family.
Make a official ish looking label for your drink. Rebottle the wine into a new bottle( preferrably glass) and stick the label on the bottle. Act like a reseller on telegram/snapchat. Sell at a slightly lower price, as other sellers and official shops.

extras:

If your selling to inexperienced drinkers lie about the percentage (they will still get somewhat drunk and placebo will do the rest)

If you can produce alot, act like its stolen etc, and sell bulk to other sellers (idk bout other countries but in my country all this kind of selling is very common so this works nicely)

Go make bank:Comfy:
 
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The method is very simple and i will break it down into 3 steps (4 if you want to be advanced)

Mostly works in countrys with drinking age of 18+ or in countries with expencive alcohol

What you need:

Juice (any full sugar juice will work)≈0.5€ per liter
Sugar (just steal from your familys baking suplies)
Yeast: 20cent per liter of drink
Any empty good quality looking bottles(for adwanced only)
Total:<1€ per liter

How to turn it into "prison wine":

Mix half-full cup of sugar, liter of juice and half a pack of yeast. Make the bottle almost air tight (not fully, this is important). If done correctly, the mixture should start bubbling almost imidietly. Wait 7-10days, and you have ready, 14ish % wine.
If you live with family, hide well, in a shoe box etc, because the smell of alcohol will be stron.

Selling:

If you made a little badge, just sell to friends and schoolmates. They will see cheap alcohol, and just instantly buy it. Simple as that.

Advanced selling(trust me this works):

Beg for a label printer from your loving family.
Make a official ish looking label for your drink. Rebottle the wine into a new bottle( preferrably glass) and stick the label on the bottle. Act like a reseller on telegram/snapchat. Sell at a slightly lower price, as other sellers and official shops.

extras:

If your selling to inexperienced drinkers lie about the percentage (they will still get somewhat drunk and placebo will do the rest)

If you can produce alot, act like its stolen etc, and sell bulk to other sellers (idk bout other countries but in my country all this kind of selling is very common so this works nicely)

Go make bank:Comfy:
horrible guide, do not follow
 
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The method is very simple and i will break it down into 3 steps (4 if you want to be advanced)

Mostly works in countrys with drinking age of 18+ or in countries with expencive alcohol

What you need:

Juice (any full sugar juice will work)≈0.5€ per liter
Sugar (just steal from your familys baking suplies)
Yeast: 20cent per liter of drink
Any empty good quality looking bottles(for adwanced only)
Total:<1€ per liter

How to turn it into "prison wine":

Mix half-full cup of sugar, liter of juice and half a pack of yeast. Make the bottle almost air tight (not fully, this is important). If done correctly, the mixture should start bubbling almost imidietly. Wait 7-10days, and you have ready, 14ish % wine.
If you live with family, hide well, in a shoe box etc, because the smell of alcohol will be stron.

Selling:

If you made a little badge, just sell to friends and schoolmates. They will see cheap alcohol, and just instantly buy it. Simple as that.

Advanced selling(trust me this works):

Beg for a label printer from your loving family.
Make a official ish looking label for your drink. Rebottle the wine into a new bottle( preferrably glass) and stick the label on the bottle. Act like a reseller on telegram/snapchat. Sell at a slightly lower price, as other sellers and official shops.

extras:

If your selling to inexperienced drinkers lie about the percentage (they will still get somewhat drunk and placebo will do the rest)

If you can produce alot, act like its stolen etc, and sell bulk to other sellers (idk bout other countries but in my country all this kind of selling is very common so this works nicely)

Go make bank:Comfy:
lmao just sell drugs or peds then, a bright imagination you got im negative of it being a effective method irl tho.
 
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lmao just sell drugs or peds then, a bright imagination you got im negative of it being a effective method irl tho.
I do sell dispos and weed too, im not intimidating looking enought to sell harder drugs tho:feelswhy:
 
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You can get sick from this shit never make your own buck :lul:
 
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I do sell dispos and weed too, im not intimidating looking enought to sell harder drugs tho:feelswhy:
not an obstacle, just hard to find who to sell what it takes great deal of manipulation to do it
 
not an obstacle, just hard to find who to sell what it takes great deal of manipulation to do it
Would get robbed in 3 nanoseconds tho:feelswah:
 
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We fr tradesmanmaxxing now jfl
 
Selling:

If you made a little badge, just sell to friends and schoolmates. They will see cheap alcohol, and just instantly buy it. Simple as that.
Selling alc to minors is riskier than selling schedule 1 drugs.
 
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No way you are deadass
 

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