
NorwoodAscender
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Thread Soundtrack
(Rumor has it your brain plays this on repeat when the drug enters your bloodstream)
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Retatrutide: The Drug to Prepare You for
*Insert race here* Boy Summer
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Table of Contents
The Fall of Tirzepatide and Seth Walsh
How Retatrutide Works (for nerds)
Retatrutide vs. Tirzepatide
Health Benefits
Side Effects
Cost and Availability
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The Fall of Tirzepatide and Seth Walsh
So when thinking about the big 3 weight loss drugs (sema, tirz, reta) I cant stop compairing
it to the fall of rome.
Semaglutide is Rome, a complete game changer in culture today,
we hear about it everywhere.
Tirz (@Seth Walsh) is the Byzantine empire. He made great BOTB thread on it.
Thread Soundtrack
(Rumor has it your brain plays this on repeat when the drug enters your bloodstream)
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Retatrutide: The Drug to Prepare You for
*Insert race here* Boy Summer


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Table of Contents
The Fall of Tirzepatide and Seth Walsh
How Retatrutide Works (for nerds)
Retatrutide vs. Tirzepatide
Health Benefits
Side Effects
Cost and Availability

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The Fall of Tirzepatide and Seth Walsh
So when thinking about the big 3 weight loss drugs (sema, tirz, reta) I cant stop compairing
it to the fall of rome.
Semaglutide is Rome, a complete game changer in culture today,
we hear about it everywhere.
Tirz (@Seth Walsh) is the Byzantine empire. He made great BOTB thread on it.

Okay. I will give away the last looksmaxxing secret.
Dual incretins (twincretins) This is how you get lean even if your genetic base is 15%>. You can get Vinnie Hacker level lean on a 5mg , 10mg or 15mg dose over the course of 5-12 months depending from where you start. This is the biggest looksmax. Your appetite will be completely gone. Hunger...
BUT SORRY BUD UR TIME HAS COME
Because Retatrutide is the barbarian invasion by the Vosgoths which was
one of the main reasons Rome fell.

But in two years there will prob be a better fat loss drug and this
thread will suffer the same fate Seth Walsh's did. In b4
master-tide drops and can burn all of the fat off ur body at once.

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How Retatrutide Works (for nerds)
The reason that reta is better than tirz is because it’s the first ever triple agonist,
meaning it targets three different metabolic pathways instead of just two (like Tirzepatide).
The Receptors:
GLP-1 Receptor Activation (Same as Ozempic & Tirzepatide)
Reduces appetite (delays gastric emptying)
Improves insulin sensitivity
Suppresses glucagon (lowers blood sugar)
Retard Translation:
Retatrutide suppresses hunger just as well as Tirzepatide while improving blood sugar regulation.
Improves insulin sensitivity
Suppresses glucagon (lowers blood sugar)
Retard Translation:
Retatrutide suppresses hunger just as well as Tirzepatide while improving blood sugar regulation.
GIP Receptor Activation (Same as Tirzepatide, but Stronger)
-Boosts insulin secretion (lowers blood sugar)
-Enhances fat metabolism
-Improves nutrient partitioning (less muscle loss)
Retard Translation:
Your body burns fat more efficiently while retaining more muscle, making Retatrutide superior for body recomposition.
-Enhances fat metabolism
-Improves nutrient partitioning (less muscle loss)
Retard Translation:
Your body burns fat more efficiently while retaining more muscle, making Retatrutide superior for body recomposition.
Glucagon Receptor Activation (THIS is What MOGS Tirzepatide)
-Increases resting energy expenditure (higher metabolism even at rest)
-Boosts fat oxidation (burns stored fat instead of carbs)
-Eliminates visceral fat (flatter stomach, leaner face, lower disease risk)
Retard Translation:
Retatrutide doesn’t just help you eat less it makes your body burn more fat 24/7.

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Retatrutide vs. Tirzepatide
Drug | % Weight Loss | % of Fat Loss | Muscle Retention |
Retatrutide | 24.2% | 90% of weight loss is fat | Significant |
Tirzepatide | 22.5% | 85% of weigh loss is fat | Moderate |
Semaglutide | 15% | 70% of weight loss is fat | Very Little |
Sorry to break it to you tirz, but your career?

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Health Benefits
Imagine being able to lose weight and not healthminning yourself? Not even that,
but actually healthmaxxing? You already know what im gonna say.

YUP THIS SHIT FUCKIN IMPROVES YOUR HEALTH
-Greater reductions in visceral fat (flatter stomach, leaner face)
-Prevents metabolic slowdown (less post-drug weight regain)
-Better heart health (reduces LDL & triglycerides)
-Improves liver function (85% of users reduced liver fat)
take .5 mg to make sure ur body tolerates it well, than go up to 2.5 mg
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Side Effects
How about you stop being such a pussy for once in your life
muhh if i take melatonin at 6:31 pm after I eat asparagus my cock will get a slight purple hue
im here to tell you my man
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Cost and Availability
Pm me I have a pretty cheap source, if I like you I may reply.

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ITS TIME FELLAS WE ARE GOING TO GET FUARKIN SHREDDED

stop being such a lazy cuck and do something that could make a change
-norwood
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