Rethinking dating and relationships

[Deleted member 10413]

Basics​

Think of it like this:

-Your appearance is a house

-You are the house owner

-Your personality is the salesman of your house

-Women are the buyers of the houses and the amount of money they have is dependent on there own perceived value.

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Increasing the value of your house:​

Now lets say you want to improve how your house looks to increase it's value. You should first make the house nice and clean: Dirty kitchen (Acne), Radioactive waste (Obesity), A swarm of rats (Bloat).

Next it's important to note that most houses will have major issues that are hard to fix so you should try to hide those: Broken Plumbing (Bad height: Wear lifts), Bad internet connection (Recessed face: Wear beard). Doing this is problematic though because if she buys your house and then finds out you were hiding alot of problems the house has she will be upset. But if you are very desperate you can hire someone to come by and fix these issues but it's expensive and risky.

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Selling your house:​

When a women first sees your house she is immediately going to compare it to all of the surround houses and then look at the amount of money she has and see if she can afford it. Now most house owners tend to be very desperate to sell there house so even if she is offering well below what you want most house sellers will choose there house to her anyway.

Now women have 2 options when it comes to buying a house. They can either rent it or buy it. If they are only renting it they won't look very closely at the house. But if they are planning on buying it they are going to look very closely at the house and scrutinize everything. (Renting would be a one night stand while buying is an LTR).

You also have a salesman (personality) who can try to talk up the value of the house but most women will see through this and there is very little the salesman to can do.

 

[Deleted member 5818]

water

 

[Deleted member 10413]

water

???
Is your reading speed savant tier? No way you read it that quickly

 

[Deleted member 5818]

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Is your reading speed savant tier? No way you read it that quickly

i did read it that fast

so what you're saying is ..... we need to looksmax ??

 

[Ocelot]

why even bother contriving such useless analogies

 

[Deleted member 10413]

i did read it that fast

so what you're saying is ..... we need to looksmax ??

No that's not what I'm saying you either didn't read it or read it very poorly. I'm saying that you can improve your appearance but there's only so much it can do.

 

[Deleted member 10413]

why even bother contriving such useless analogies

To deepen your understanding of a topic.

Are you genuinely incapable of understanding why people use analogies?

 

[IdiAmin]

My response to this is:

I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P (now shorty)
Now, shorty, she in the club, she dancin' for dollars
She got a thang for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabbana
She feed them foolish fantasies
They pay her, 'cause they want her
I spit a little G, man, and my game got her
A hour later have that ass up in the Ramada
Them trick niggas in her ear sayin' they think about her
I got the bitch by the bar tryin' to get a drink up out her
She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
She from the country, think she like me 'cause I'm from New York
I ain't that nigga tryna holla 'cause I want some head
I'm that nigga tryna holla 'cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
Bitch, hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid!
Look, baby, this is simple, you can't see
You fuckin' with me, you fuckin' with a P.I.M.P
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P
I'm 'bout my money, you see, girl, you can holla at me
If you fuckin' with me, I'm a P.I.M.P
Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy
Head full of hair, bitch, I'm a P.I.M.P
Come get money with me, if you curious to see
How it feels to be with a P.I.M.P
Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch TV
From the backseat of my V, I'm a P.I.M.P
Girl, we could pop some Champagne and we could have a ball
We could toast to the good life, girl, we could have it all
We could really splurge, girl, and tear up the mall
If ever you needed someone I'm the one you should call
I'll be there to pick you up if ever you should fall
If you got problems I can solve 'em, they big or they small
That other nigga you be with ain't 'bout shit
I'm your friend, your father, and confidant, bitch
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P
I told you fools before, I stay with the tools
I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels
I holla at a ho 'til I got a bitch confused
She got on Payless, me I got on gator shoes
I'm shoppin' for chinchillas in the summer, they cheaper
Man, this ho, you can have her
When I'm done I ain't gon' keep her
Man, bitches come and go, every nigga pimpin' know
You sayin' it's secret, but you ain't gotta keep it on the low
Bitch, choose on me, I'll have you strippin' in the street
Put my other hoes down, you get your ass beat
Now Niki my bottom bitch
She always come up with my bread
The last nigga she was with put stitches in her head
Get your ho out of pocket, I'll put a charge on a bitch
'Cause I need four TV's and AMG's for the six
Ho make a pimp rich, I ain't payin', bitch
Catch a date, suck a dick, shit, trick
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P
Yeah, in Hollywood they say, there's no b'ness like show b'ness
In the hood they say, there's no b'ness like hoe b'ness, you know
They say I talk a lil' fast, but if you listen a lil' faster
I ain't gotta slow down for you to catch up, bitch!
Ha ha ha, yeah

 

[Ocelot]

To deepen your understanding of a topic.

Are you genuinely incapable of understanding why people use analogies?

Nobody here is stupid enough to require an analogy to understand a concept as trivial as what you just explained jfl

 

[Deleted member 10413]

Nobody here is stupid enough to require an analogy to understand a concept as trivial as what you just explained jfl

You clearly missed my main point which was: there is a significant difference between maintenance softmaxxes (softmaxxes which need to be reapplied and will be seen as fraudulent which are problematic in LTRs) and permanent softmaxxes (softmaxxes which don't need to be reapplied)

Because that is a concept most people don't seem to understand.

 

[Selinity]

Nice analogy, there are many blackpills you can fit into this;

The neighbourhoods geographic location greatly effects the perceived value of a house. (locationpill)

The house's building style will effect how many sellers and what types of sellers the house appeals to. (racepill)

 

[oldcelloser]

LTRs

no such thing after the blackpill boyo , and the dissolution of the romantic ideal in our minds

 

[Darmstadtium]

why even bother contriving such useless analogies

u do not say that on circlejerks.me