Revealing my greatest strat I've been gatekeeping [GTFIH]

[GhostBoySwag]

All fun and games until she asks to feel your face

Interesting strat though, might have to look into it.

Ill just bite my cheeks so i can pretend i have hollow cheeks and then she will touch my jawline because how under malnourished i am and skinny underweight.

Wait i forgot that im hairy all over my face

She thinks im a monkey probs
Ooo aaaa ooaoaoa

 

[imontheloose]

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Thats me you’re talking about!
I msis you michael how have you been
I remember seeing you getting bullied in school
and you getting pantsed infront of all the girls

You reminded me of a friend of mine from years ago. He kegged/pantsied… well, attempted to… this other friend of ours and in the process, his own bottoms came down, and even his underwear, and let’s just say, I saw the full moon that lunch time.

 

[GhostBoySwag]

You reminded me of a friend of mine from years ago. He kegged/pantsied… well, attempted to… this other friend of ours and in the process, his own bottoms came down, and even his underwear, and let’s just say, I saw the full moon that lunch time.

 

[IraniancelV2]

 

[Volksstaffel]

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[luca_.]

And when she breaks up with you just change your voice

 

[Primalsplit]

Oh yeah u also never wanna go for a foid who’s been SAd. Ik that sounds horrible but it’s true.

Freshman year I talked to this foid for months and she got SAd when she was younger and it was mentally taxing ngl and we weren’t even dating

You were her emotional tampon.

 

[0 bone mass]

best cope for sub5s

 

[JordanFagget271]

Me and @r1pper (peace be upon him) figured this out months ago.
I'll reveal it because I want to.

Spoiler: strat

Go for disabled girls.

I mean like blind girls, deaf girls, ones in wheelchairs, etc.

They look cute and there aren't many men fighting over them.
=> Low standards?

Now the biggest upside:
You can make them dependent on you.
For example, a blind girl will need your assistance to survive.
She can't leave you if she needs you.

To speed up the process, ruin her relationship with everyone besides you, so she literally only has you by her side.
Then maybe you could make her less independent by hiding some stuff she needs and let her search for it, when she gave up on doing it herself you just give it to her.

Just thinking about this is making my heart flutter

@Hernan @¿Nero @IraniancelV2 @imontheloose @MogsGymMaxx​

ive been with a disabled girl about a year ago, she didnt have 4/5 fingers on her arm and she hid it perfectly, it was a one night stand but i didnt even notice it, afterwards my friend heard that and then he started laughing and now everyone knows that ive been with a disabled girl, atleast she was lhtb so its not too bad

 

[Th3Man]

There was this one guy when I was in school who had perma-sweat, no joke. It was rancid. He’d mix it with nigger perfumes too. He was Nigerian.

I also knew a guy like that. He was also Nigerian. Jfl

 

[Neucher]

Wait your oneitis is disabled?

 

[Volksstaffel]

Wait your oneitis is disabled?

Nah

 

[¿Nero]

@Gengar @emeraldglass @Randomized Shame botb worthy?

Nigga this is a decent thread no hate but they won’t botb this shit bro r u serious
@Volksstaffel

 

[Volksstaffel]

Nigga this is a decent thread no hate but they won’t botb this shit bro r u serious
@Volksstaffel

It's a joke dumbass

 

[¿Nero]

It's a joke dumbass

consider yourself funny then