Review on every cig i have ever smoked

[forzp]

pall mall blue- Shit, actually tastes like chicken and coffee
pall mall red- also shit
marlboro red- throat cancer speedrun also tastes like uranium
marlboro gold- better than reds but they still taste like uranium
winston blue- decent
camel blue/light- good cigarette, bit weak but its good
camel yellow- gives me throat cancer but its good though
chesterfield red- mid


@St.Rotter @pharmacist

 

[forzp]

@afroheadluke @filthycurrycel @Gengar’s Ghost @5.5psl @alurmo

 

[5.5psl]

i hate smokers i remember picking a fight with my friend who was forcing me to smoke i smacked the shit out of and ran until he gassed out lmao you are pathetic

 

[forzp]

i hate smokers i remember picking a fight with my friend who was forcing me to smoke i smacked the shit out of and ran until he gassed out lmao you are pathetic

 

[afroheadluke]

I don’t want you to die from lung cancer man.

 

[forzp]

@polonaecel @Jatt @Chadeep

 

[forzp]

I don’t want you to die from lung cancer man.

dw dude it takes time anyway i will probably quit when im less subhuman, its more likely i will die of a heart attack though cause im a fat fuck and my family has heart problems.

 

[forzp]

@davidlaidisme67 @Big Boss @_MVP_ @dragomog @alurmo

 

[forzp]

theres also a bunch of irrelevant ones which i smoked earlier in my life but i cant remember those

 

[cattboy]

i prefer cigars

 

[forzp]

i prefer cigars

too expensive

 

[cattboy]

too expensive

they are more expensive but they are lovely. ill have a cigar once every ~6 months.

 

[lan6d]

Cigar review next?

 

[forzp]

they are more expensive but they are lovely. ill have a cigar once every ~6 months.

yeah but i dont smoke for the experience, i smoke to calm down after i loose my 10th game in ranked cs2 and to stay awake to play 5 more games only to loose

 

[forzp]

Cigar review next?

im not that rich mate

 

[cattboy]

yeah but i dont smoke for the experience, i smoke to calm down after i loose my 10th game in ranked cs2 and to stay awake to play 5 more games only to loose

thats fair

 

[lan6d]

im not that rich mate

Maybe in the future when you’re rich then

 

[forzp]

thats fair

yup, allat to be 10k rank though

 

[forzp]

Maybe in the future when you’re rich then

will never happen

 

[lan6d]

will never happen

I’m manifesting that you will

 

[forzp]

I’m manifesting that you will

thanks for the support saar, my future is looking rather grim though.

 

[isis_Bleach]

pall mall blue- Shit, actually tastes like chicken and coffee
pall mall red- also shit
marlboro red- throat cancer speedrun also tastes like uranium
marlboro gold- better than reds but they still taste like uranium
winston blue- decent
camel blue/light- good cigarette, bit weak but its good
camel yellow- gives me throat cancer but its good though
chesterfield red- mid


@St.Rotter @pharmacist

heres mine
lucky strike - dogshit
montego - dogshit
seneca - dogshit but its kinda enjoyable somehow
marlboro gold - uranium
marlboro red - good
camel blue - weak
camel red - peak
american spirit yellow - burns way too slow. makes me feel sus sucking on it so hard.
parliament night blue - 10/10 peak late night cig
philip morris filter kings - tastes expensive but still too “ light” uranium flavor

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

slander on pall mall blue will not be tolerated

 

[forzp]

heres mine
lucky strike - dogshit
montego - dogshit
seneca - dogshit but its kinda enjoyable somehow
marlboro gold - uranium
marlboro red - good
camel blue - weak
camel red - peak
american spirit yellow - burns way too slow. makes me feel sus sucking on it so hard.
parliament night blue - 10/10 peak late night cig
philip morris filter kings - tastes expensive but still too “ light” uranium flavor

looks pretty accurate apart from marlboro red, that shit also lowkey tastes like uranium cause they add 500 different chemicals and treat their tobbaco w ammonium

 

[forzp]

slander on pall mall blue will not be tolerated

pall mall tastes like shit + also abit weak

 

[juggmaxx]

try smoking winston

 

[iblamemyhabits]

Marlboro gold is goated
u should try winston silver

 

[iblamemyhabits]

yeah but i dont smoke for the experience, i smoke to calm down after i loose my 10th game in ranked cs2 and to stay awake to play 5 more games only to loose

Lol
Relatable

 

[Canthus23]

yup, allat to be 10k rank though

all teams fault anyways

 

[forzp]

try smoking winston

winston is okay imo

 

[botchedbytufano]

Try American spirits blue and yellow are good

 

[forzp]

Try American spirits blue and yellow are good

havent been able to find those

 

[Informationcapitali]

Cancer?

 

[forzp]

Cancer?

im glad if i get cancer then i can finally die early

 

[GrubGuy]

i prefer cigars

You're not Winston Churchill bro

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I could make one thread like this for alcohol

 

[GrubGuy]

winston blue- decent

Winston red 100s, trust me.

 

[YourLocalLMTN]

vo2 going trough the roof

 

[cattboy]

You're not Winston Churchill bro
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only one can dream

 

[filthycurrycel]

nice review wtf holy

 

[forzp]

I could make one thread like this for alcohol

i would def read that

 

[forzp]

nice review wtf holy

i have good taste in cigs

 

[forzp]

only one can dream

i guess lol