REVIEWING MOONBLUNTS "GAME GUIDE" ON YUBO (gtfih ngl)

[Deleted member 10524]

I took the moonblunt pill and decided to try out his opening line "seggs", if it could work with a mulatto, then why not a curry?

Out of the 60 girls I messaged here are the results:

11 girls blocked me, and 19 didn't even open my chat despite being online

14 left me on read

25 straight up rejected me

At this point I'd given up hope when suddenly

I got it, the holy grail. A girls number

jk... the degenerate whore just wanted my shekels

I can't catch a morsel of pussy not even an ounce of a whiff

I am a cruel joke, just an object to be laughed at, not even seen as human

My standards are nonexistent, this is what the average girl looks like that are so brutally rejecting me without any hesitation

Why did God make me a curry

60 messages sent, 60 rejections

@moonblunt it is brutally brutally over

 

[StrangerDanger]

step 1 is to look like @moonblunt

 

[Deleted member 12688]

jesus christ

 

[Deleted member 6403]

U gotta be more romantic bro

 

[Deleted member 12688]

this is the most brutal and blackpilling shit i’ve ever read

 

[Deleted member 10524]

this is the most brutal and blackpilling shit i’ve ever read

I want to rope unironically

 

[Deleted member 12688]

I want to rope unironically

Maybe it’s because you didn’t have your lip to earlobe ratio and PFL in the bio bro

 

[Copeful]

Just bleach your skin (unironically) as long as you dont have curry nose or eye area

bleaching wouldn’t help him tbh

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Do u have NT pics?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

bleaching wouldn’t help him tbh

Cope bleschmaxxing is legit

 

[Jason Voorhees]

bleaching wouldn’t help him tbh

U would benefit from it. I'm bleaching my skin u shd join me too

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Do u have NT pics?

They're cope, the only pics I had on my profile were videos of myself from my selfie cam and I was slaying when I had my acc

 

[Copeful]

U would benefit from it. I'm bleaching my skin u shd join me too

bleaching is cucked, I’d never bleach

 

[Deleted member 10524]

bleaching wouldn’t help him tbh

I will try anything

 

[Jason Voorhees]

bleaching is cucked, I’d never bleach

Cope

 

[Looks234]

bleaching is cucked, I’d never bleach

Based

 

[Deleted member 6217]

i cant believe subhumans here actually think those pics are you

 

[Cigarette]

good thread

 

[Copeful]

Based

indeed bro
a lot of people here think bleaching will ascend them when it’s actually just their face that’s bad lol

 

[Deleted member 6217]

indeed bro
a lot of people here think bleaching will ascend them when it’s actually just their face that’s bad lol

didn't you ascend with bleaching ur asshole bhai?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

indeed bro
a lot of people here think bleaching will ascend them when it’s actually just their face that’s bad lol

Sendhil goes from a 8/10 to 9/10 with a bleach also coloring is a halo

 

[Copeful]

Sendhil goes from a 8/10 to 9/10 with a bleach also coloring is a halo

yeah I’ve seen that, and no he doesn’t lol, he only improves marginally
bleaching typically looks unnatural too

 

[Jason Voorhees]

yeah I’ve seen that, and no he doesn’t lol, he only improves marginally
bleaching typically looks unnatural too

It depends I've done research needs a lot of time and effort but It can be done

 

[Deleted member 13094]

@moonblunt @kjsbdfiusdf teach me how to text cuties my cosmic cousins

 

[curryboy123]

I personally had great results


TESTIMONIAL FOR MOONBLUNT GAME GUIDE (https://looksmax.org/threads/you-can-have-any-girl-you-want-the-ultimate-game-guide.367216/)

Before @moonblunt 's game guide, I was a poor currycel. Every day I would helplessly watch chads slay anywhere from math team practice to tennis practice. I was depressed to say the least. Ready to rope if you will.

As I was tying the rope to my ceiling fan and setting my suicide letter on my table for my family to burn later in rejoice of my death, a notification popped up on my phone: "Looksmax.org - new @moonblunt post - YOU CAN HAVE ANY GIRL YOU WANT - THE ULTIMATE GAME GUIDE"

I decided to give it a read because moonblunt was one of my boys and wanted to give him some more rep before I roped. I gave it a "Love it!", and went on my way. But before I exited the forum for the last time, something caught my attention. Moonblunt said I could get any girl I want. I scrolled back to the top and as I investigated the scientific paper, my eyes widened in excitement.

After finishing moonblunt's article, I quickly switched to the App Store and downloaded Yubo. I created an account, set up my profile using 3 mogger 4 psl pictures, and began swiping on girls, right on the foggers, and left on the landwhales and blacks.

After a 5 minute long emotional rollercoaster, I had finally won over my first match. I quickly scan over her profile. Carla. Big booty Latina girl with an average face. Nothing special, but good enough.

Fingers damp with sweat, I typed "Seggs?" into the message bar. I took a deep breath, counted to 5, sent a prayer to moonblunt, and pressed send. Within 5 seconds, Carla has sent me a 30-second long sensual video, nudes, and her address. She told me to come over. I couldn't believe my eyes. I'd finally done it. A girl had acknowledged my existence.

I quickly called an Uber and drive over to Carla's house. And boy oh boy. As soon as I rang the doorbell, she grabbed me by the neck and immediately started making out with me, all while I slipped off her shirt and Nike booty shorts.

"You read moonblunt's game guide, didn't you?" she playfully said into my ear.
As she said this, a tear of joy dropped from my right prey eye. I smirked, looked up, and silently thanked moonblunt.

I paused the make-out session while Carla got on her knees and pulled off my jeans, while I removed my Mathcounts shirt. She proceeded to gift me with the sloppiest top a currycel could ever wish for. After 5 minutes of a solid blowjob, I decided to raw dog her. I lasted around 15 minutes in that position, nutted in her, put my clothes back on, then left without saying a word. I called an Uber to head back home. As I waited for the Uber, I looked behind at Carla's house one last time. She gaped at me through her window, still naked and horny for more of my 4-inch destroyer. The Uber finally pulled up and I entered it. On my way back home, my phone buzzed with two new notifications:

iMessage from Mommy: "Preet, come home this instant. Mathcounts homework awaits you."
Yubo: New match - Gracie

I tapped the driver's shoulder and gave him a new destination... Gracie's house.

Epilogue
Today, curryboy123 has over 10k matches on Yubo and 500 slays. He is known as the "King of Yubo." Not only that, he teamed up with moonblunt and composed an updated game guide. Moonblunt and curryboy123 earned billions from this guide and now they both live happily ever after.

Everyday, curryboy123 looks back on that fateful day and thanks moonblunt, for if it was not for moonblunt's act of altruism and groundbreaking scientific discovery, curryboy123 would be dead today, another KHHV currycel.

 

[Deleted member 10524]

i cant believe subhumans here actually think those pics are you

Why do you doubt me chad

 

[whiteissuperior]

"seggs"

 

[AcneScars]

U would benefit from it. I'm bleaching my skin u shd join me too

Why do you want curry shitskin? Black>Brown

 

[Deleted member 10524]

 

[Growth Plate]

how many adds did u get in swipe
@Idfkbruh @moonblunt

 

[Deleted member 10524]

how many adds did u get in swipe
@Idfkbruh @moonblunt

After a day

 

[Growth Plate]

After a day

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i meant this
after a day, this is still probably quite bad

 

[Deleted member 10524]

i meant this
after a day, this is still probably quite bad
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If it’s over for me idk what to tell you

 

[Growth Plate]

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If it’s over for me idk what to tell you

brutal, it's terra over for me and my delusions of grandeur

 

[Deleted member 6695]

I personally had great results


TESTIMONIAL FOR MOONBLUNT GAME GUIDE (https://looksmax.org/threads/you-can-have-any-girl-you-want-the-ultimate-game-guide.367216/)

Before @moonblunt 's game guide, I was a poor currycel. Every day I would helplessly watch chads slay anywhere from math team practice to tennis practice. I was depressed to say the least. Ready to rope if you will.

As I was tying the rope to my ceiling fan and setting my suicide letter on my table for my family to burn later in rejoice of my death, a notification popped up on my phone: "Looksmax.org - new @moonblunt post - YOU CAN HAVE ANY GIRL YOU WANT - THE ULTIMATE GAME GUIDE"

I decided to give it a read because moonblunt was one of my boys and wanted to give him some more rep before I roped. I gave it a "Love it!", and went on my way. But before I exited the forum for the last time, something caught my attention. Moonblunt said I could get any girl I want. I scrolled back to the top and as I investigated the scientific paper, my eyes widened in excitement.

After finishing moonblunt's article, I quickly switched to the App Store and downloaded Yubo. I created an account, set up my profile using 3 mogger 4 psl pictures, and began swiping on girls, right on the foggers, and left on the landwhales and blacks.

After a 5 minute long emotional rollercoaster, I had finally won over my first match. I quickly scan over her profile. Carla. Big booty Latina girl with an average face. Nothing special, but good enough.

Fingers damp with sweat, I typed "Seggs?" into the message bar. I took a deep breath, counted to 5, sent a prayer to moonblunt, and pressed send. Within 5 seconds, Carla has sent me a 30-second long sensual video, nudes, and her address. She told me to come over. I couldn't believe my eyes. I'd finally done it. A girl had acknowledged my existence.

I quickly called an Uber and drive over to Carla's house. And boy oh boy. As soon as I rang the doorbell, she grabbed me by the neck and immediately started making out with me, all while I slipped off her shirt and Nike booty shorts.

"You read moonblunt's game guide, didn't you?" she playfully said into my ear.
As she said this, a tear of joy dropped from my right prey eye. I smirked, looked up, and silently thanked moonblunt.

I paused the make-out session while Carla got on her knees and pulled off my jeans, while I removed my Mathcounts shirt. She proceeded to gift me with the sloppiest top a currycel could ever wish for. After 5 minutes of a solid blowjob, I decided to raw dog her. I lasted around 15 minutes in that position, nutted in her, put my clothes back on, then left without saying a word. I called an Uber to head back home. As I waited for the Uber, I looked behind at Carla's house one last time. She gaped at me through her window, still naked and horny for more of my 4-inch destroyer. The Uber finally pulled up and I entered it. On my way back home, my phone buzzed with two new notifications:

iMessage from Mommy: "Preet, come home this instant. Mathcounts homework awaits you."
Yubo: New match - Gracie

I tapped the driver's shoulder and gave him a new destination... Gracie's house.

Epilogue
Today, curryboy123 has over 10k matches on Yubo and 500 slays. He is known as the "King of Yubo." Not only that, he teamed up with moonblunt and composed an updated game guide. Moonblunt and curryboy123 earned billions from this guide and now they both live happily ever after.

Everyday, curryboy123 looks back on that fateful day and thanks moonblunt, for if it was not for moonblunt's act of altruism and groundbreaking scientific discovery, curryboy123 would be dead today, another KHHV currycel.

Best and most hi effort comment i have seen here
I love it

 

[volcelfatcel]

the curse of being a curry, everyday I thank gandy for being racially ambiguous