REVOLUTIONARY looksmax, BONEPURING

[Vass]

This is an INSANE innovation listen the FUCK up

[Purr as a cat--and avoid osteoporosis] - PubMed

[Purr as a cat--and avoid osteoporosis]

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

This study shows that cat purrs increase bone density

Which means if you buy like 500 cats and put them next to ur face and they purr, you will literally become a SLAYER the next day

This is GAMEBREAKING for all of us bonecells

@Senescence @Eggshells @kdev @Blobmob @Sukavelli

 

[Eggshells]

What happens if a human being purred at someone, same results?

 

[Vass]

@Eggshells

What happens if a human being purred at someone, same results?

hmm. idk maybe we should purr each other

btw this isnt a troll post i dont see why you reacted JFL. I spent months creating this method it genuinely took a lot of effort. It also took a lot of money for me to buy all 500 cats.

 

[Eggshells]

hmm. idk maybe we should purr each other

@Panchitosbroncs probably advanced at this

 

[kdev]

we have lost the plot

 

[Vass]

we have lost the plot

...what are you talking about... this is literally extremely practical, like 100x better than bonesmashing, u just go to pet store, pet kitty catties, then they pur and you gain 0.67mg bone mass per second

Like this is powerful nigga

 

[kdev]

...what are you talking about... this is literally extremely practical, like 100x better than bonesmashing, u just go to pet store, pet kitty catties, then they pur and you gain 0.67mg bone mass per second

Like this is powerful nigga

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

@Panchitosbroncs probably advanced at this

Son
what happened to the egg aesthetic