
uksucks
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I'm geomaxing across this continent and here's a summary of the first 2 nights out:
Literally life peaked at 5seconds out of the Uber to the clubs, an LTB-Weak MTB white Brazilian said gringo, I said yes, she asked where I'm from, I said England and she said she lived there for years and that I was very pretty. Never got a compliment like that in my life. Wearing blue contacts.
Here are pics of subhumans in the club:
Forgot to mention, in the club toilet on the 1st night, a Venezuelan guy grabbed my penis as I was putting my trousers on and said let's dance after
Apparently another gay guy was hitting on me or trying to fight me , but I don't even remember.
Literally life peaked at 5seconds out of the Uber to the clubs, an LTB-Weak MTB white Brazilian said gringo, I said yes, she asked where I'm from, I said England and she said she lived there for years and that I was very pretty. Never got a compliment like that in my life. Wearing blue contacts.
- Nightlife is shit. Clubs full of subhumans both women and men. Not a single high MTB or above.
- I literally mogged everyone and was the tallest person in the club. Didn't matter, just NT and bring women to the club pill.
- One girl just trolling me dressed like an absolute whore would rather kiss her fat manlet bf so much for muh looks pill
- On the first night same thing, but only 2 decent looking girls in each club. I danced with one, she seemed into me, she spoke Portuguese to me, I asked if she spoke English in Portuguese, and she got pissed off and made me go.
- 2nd girl something similar happened.
- I got blackout drunk by accident (my fault), ended up leaving the club with my friend because it was shit, got into a taxi, my friend was spitting incel rage and the driver clearly heard, he said very beautiful girls here , thought it was a bar, turns out it was a strip club. We went in and literally 10 women staring us down. Some black woman was stroking my back, I was like fuck this to my friend, let's leave. He said he might just ascend here.
- I ended up wandering the streets or rio at night blackout drunk, some MTB blonde white Brazilian hooker with huge tits grabbed my hands and I was walking outside for 15 minutes.
- She took me to a motel, told me to shower, I went in the shower in my jeans and she laughed, she had a cute giggle and had a German name (Ingrid). She then took my trousers off and I licked her breasts and she rode me.
- I felt really sick and unwell at this point, also condom + drunk made me feel literally nothing. I tried taking condom off and she said noo baby and then I threw up right on the bed next to her, then on the floor twice.
- We left and she lead me into a hotel to an atm and I withdrew money to pay her (0 clue how much she was to this day).
- Then she hailed a taxi and I got in, I threw up twice more in the back of the taxi and fell asleep.
- The driver said we're here (where I was staying), I got out and my phone was gone so yeh he stole my phone, my fault ig
- And this night leaving the club, walked 20m (big mistake) , 2 Blacks mugged my friend and I. I gave him cash in my wallet, $40 or so and he pepper sprayed my friend. So yeh lesson learnt but HOLY FUCK WHAT A SHIT HOLE. They could've had a knife so had to give in like a cuck.
Here are pics of subhumans in the club:


Forgot to mention, in the club toilet on the 1st night, a Venezuelan guy grabbed my penis as I was putting my trousers on and said let's dance after
Apparently another gay guy was hitting on me or trying to fight me , but I don't even remember.