Roast my winter ascension plan

[Plushie]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

 

[Orka]

put on bb cream

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay

Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter

Show face to see if it'll fit well

 

[FlotPSL]

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay


Show face to see if it'll fit well

Ofc orka responds first

 

[Mess]

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay

BB cream is cope?
Come on now.

 

[Orka]

BB cream is cope?
Come on now.

Concealer works 10x better, bb cream is literally a watered-down version of concealer. Zero reason to use it

 

[FlotPSL]

-Make iced coffee

You could skip this tbh

 

[Plushie]

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay


Show face to see if it'll fit well

I have concealer I just think bb cream blends better with my skin, might need to get a darker shade, thx for the tip though

 

[Azooe]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

Planning on whitening your teeth but drinking iced coffee every morning? Jfl

 

[Plushie]

You could skip this tbh

Black coffee makes the teeth more yellow though

 

[Plushie]

Planning on whitening your teeth but drinking iced coffee every morning? Jfl

doesn't the milk make it easier on the teeth? I blend it out a fuckton but maybe ur right

 

[pierogicel..]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

If you still manage to hit all the nutrients u won’t stunt your height with a caloric deficit assuming your body has fat

 

[FlotPSL]

Black coffee makes the teeth more yellow though

Doesnt all coffee do this?
Thats why i said skip
If ur getting enough sleep you dont need coffee

 

[Mitläufer]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

You will ascend bhai

 

[Azooe]

doesn't the milk make it easier on the teeth? I blend it out a fuckton but maybe ur right

Bro milk is acidic btw and is not good for the enamel did you know that? Im not saying you shouldn't drink milk though

 

[Plushie]

Bro milk is acidic btw and is not good for the enamel did you know that? Im not saying you shouldn't drink milk though

damn bru I drink like 1l a day, do you know what other foods yellow your teeth?

 

[Plushie]

Doesnt all coffee do this?
Thats why i said skip
If ur getting enough sleep you dont need coffee

I asked chatgpt and it said it was better with milk, maybe I should fix my caffeine resistance anyway lolol

 

[Azooe]

damn bru I drink like 1l a day, do you know what other foods yellow your teeth?

Milk? Milk doesn't make your teeth yellow dude

just look it up what causes stains in the enamel foods and drinks

 

[Sceptical]

time managing all this is just pure slavery and unnecessary mental masturbation

you don't need specific times to do certain things, what matters is that you get them done.

what you should be focusing on the most is frauding at school and trying to get closer to your crush. you only get one chance at teen love so don't miss out on it.

 

[Plushie]

time managing all this is just pure slavery and mental masturbation

you don't need specific times to do certain things, what matters is that you get them done.

what you should be focusing on the most is frauding at school and trying to get closer to your crush. you only get one chance at teen love so don't miss out on it.

this was more a rough outline on what I would be doing every day, I also am trying to spend more time with my very very nt friend who mogs me, he goes to parties every weekend and has a bodycount in the 10's, so maybe I can follow him to a social gathering some day and get laid

 

[Sceptical]

this was more a rough outline on what I would be doing every day, I also am trying to spend more time with my very very nt friend who mogs me, he goes to parties every weekend and has a bodycount in the 10's, so maybe I can follow him to a social gathering some day and get laid

slaying whores isn't worth it
better to ltr your crush

 

[Plushie]

slaying whores isn't worth it
better to ltr your crush

gotta get some practice in though

 

[FutureExoticChad]

A lot of this is over complicated but overall, good plan

 

[Plushie]

A lot of this is over complicated but overall, good plan

wut what is overcomplicated