Roast my winter ascension plan

[Plushie]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

 

[Orka]

put on bb cream

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay

Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter

Show face to see if it'll fit well

 

[FlotPSL]

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay


Show face to see if it'll fit well

Ofc orka responds first

 

[Mess]

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay

BB cream is cope?
Come on now.

 

[Orka]

BB cream is cope?
Come on now.

Concealer works 10x better, bb cream is literally a watered-down version of concealer. Zero reason to use it

 

[FlotPSL]

-Make iced coffee

You could skip this tbh

 

[Plushie]

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay


Show face to see if it'll fit well

I have concealer I just think bb cream blends better with my skin, might need to get a darker shade, thx for the tip though

 

[Azooe]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

Planning on whitening your teeth but drinking iced coffee every morning? Jfl

 

[Plushie]

You could skip this tbh

Black coffee makes the teeth more yellow though

 

[Plushie]

Planning on whitening your teeth but drinking iced coffee every morning? Jfl

doesn't the milk make it easier on the teeth? I blend it out a fuckton but maybe ur right

 

[pierogicel..]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

If you still manage to hit all the nutrients u won’t stunt your height with a caloric deficit assuming your body has fat

 

[FlotPSL]

Black coffee makes the teeth more yellow though

Doesnt all coffee do this?
Thats why i said skip
If ur getting enough sleep you dont need coffee

 

[Mitläufer]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

You will ascend bhai

 

[Azooe]

doesn't the milk make it easier on the teeth? I blend it out a fuckton but maybe ur right

Bro milk is acidic btw and is not good for the enamel did you know that? Im not saying you shouldn't drink milk though

 

[Plushie]

Bro milk is acidic btw and is not good for the enamel did you know that? Im not saying you shouldn't drink milk though

damn bru I drink like 1l a day, do you know what other foods yellow your teeth?

 

[Plushie]

Doesnt all coffee do this?
Thats why i said skip
If ur getting enough sleep you dont need coffee

I asked chatgpt and it said it was better with milk, maybe I should fix my caffeine resistance anyway lolol

 

[Azooe]

damn bru I drink like 1l a day, do you know what other foods yellow your teeth?

Milk? Milk doesn't make your teeth yellow dude

just look it up what causes stains in the enamel foods and drinks

 

[Sceptical]

time managing all this is just pure slavery and unnecessary mental masturbation

you don't need specific times to do certain things, what matters is that you get them done.

what you should be focusing on the most is frauding at school and trying to get closer to your crush. you only get one chance at teen love so don't miss out on it.

 

[Plushie]

time managing all this is just pure slavery and mental masturbation

you don't need specific times to do certain things, what matters is that you get them done.

what you should be focusing on the most is frauding at school and trying to get closer to your crush. you only get one chance at teen love so don't miss out on it.

this was more a rough outline on what I would be doing every day, I also am trying to spend more time with my very very nt friend who mogs me, he goes to parties every weekend and has a bodycount in the 10's, so maybe I can follow him to a social gathering some day and get laid

 

[Sceptical]

this was more a rough outline on what I would be doing every day, I also am trying to spend more time with my very very nt friend who mogs me, he goes to parties every weekend and has a bodycount in the 10's, so maybe I can follow him to a social gathering some day and get laid

slaying whores isn't worth it
better to ltr your crush

 

[Plushie]

slaying whores isn't worth it
better to ltr your crush

gotta get some practice in though

 

[FutureExoticChad]

A lot of this is over complicated but overall, good plan

 

[Plushie]

A lot of this is over complicated but overall, good plan

wut what is overcomplicated

 

[Plushie]

This is cope for people who are too scared to use concealer and think its gay

Holy shit I picked up a concealer today and you're right. I can now fraud perfectly clean skin and no eyebags, holy concealer really mogs bb cream tysm

 

[Amceo]

dnr

 

[Segevwillascend]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

You doing too much just do all the basics but there is no way you will be able to follow through with all of these

 

[Plushie]

You doing too much just do all the basics but there is no way you will be able to follow through with all of these

Look at the routine it's super basic lol, I've added more stuff since

 

[Galvatron]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

Boi this crazy on king von

 

[Sadist]

i usually fucking hate this type of threads but op is actually nt and made it kinda funny so let me help you out

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day

add lycopene & astaxanthin at around the same dosage to this mix. make sure to take all of them after/during a meal. after you have mogger undertones, drop the dose down to around 25mg each. also, this may be fear mongering - but i heard a LOT that if you smoke, high-dose carotenoids can increase cancer incidence by up to 20%. think what you want of this, but im just saying.

Sunscreen SPF 50%+

dont use any sunscreen if you wanna tan. if you reallyyyyyyy wanna wear one - lower spf to 30 (or even lower) and make sure ur sunscreen has the pa++++ system for proper efficacy.

2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant

dont use more than 3x/week.

- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

you can get all your micros & macros in whilst eating in a deficit. my advice would be to just lower ur carb & salt/overall sodium consumption, as that is well-know bloatfuel. i would also suggest using natural diuretics like dandelion root extract and such, as i assume you dont have access/desire to pharmaceuticals, such as loop diuretics.

- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

honestly never seen this actually look good or hold up for a while on its own on anyone

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good

do twice a day until they get white enough, then only at night to maintain

Melanotan 2

mt1 mogs due to higher selectivity (better side effect profile)/shorter half life (convenience of having to pin right before u tan every time whenever you want)/reportedly better look to the tan

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

tbh use tret for about 5-6 weeks and see how ur acne is. if its quite stubborn - get on accutane if you wanna make the time frame

I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young

idk what ur issue is but for now, just hydrocortisonemax

Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter

100% make sure you get ones that match the “1995 eye color scale” (or whatever its called, look it up and youll recognize it instantly); match your pheno & have their pixels as fine as they can get. if the desired green looks too light on you - it would probably be worth sacrificing some brightness for better realism. i have seen my homies get caught for contactfrauding a few times by the hoes at the club, and they always stuttered trying to make an excuse - come up with a good excuse in case you get questioned that does not look like a blatant excuse. but speaking of this - said hoes are also quite bad at detecting even the most obvious contacts (as an example, one of them is a half italian/half persian wolverine-like dht monster that only got caught wearing a40 contacts IN BED AFTER HE ALREADY SLAYED). alternatively, you can just own up to it and say that you just like they way they look. oh, also do try to pick ones with realistic limbal rings for an extra effect. i know this is a lot of text, but contacts are a great looksmax if done right, so they should be taken serious imo.

enjoy bhai

 

[Orka]

i fucking hate this type of threads but op is actually nt and made it kinda funny so let me help you out


add lycopene & astaxanthin at around the same dosage to this mix. make sure to take all of them after/during a meal. after you have mogger undertones, drop the dose down to around 25mg each. also, this may be fear mongering - but i heard a LOT that if you smoke, high-dose carotenoids can increase cancer incidence by up to 20%. think what you want of this, but im just saying.


dont use any sunscreen if you wanna tan. if you reallyyyyyyy wanna wear one - lower spf to 30 (or even lower) and make sure ur sunscreen pas the pa++++ system for proper efficacy.

dont use more than 3x/week.


you can get all your micros & macros in whilst eating in a deficit. my advice would be to just lower ur carb consumption, as that is a well-know bloatfuel. i would also suggest using natural diuretics like dandelion root extract and such, as i assume you dont have access/desire to pharmaceuticals, such as loop diuretics.


honestly never seen this actually look good or hold up for a while on its own on anyone


do twice a day until they get white enough, then only at night to maintain


mt1 mogs due to higher selectivity (better side effect profile)/shorter half life (convenience of having to pin right before u tan every time whenever you want)/reportedly better look to the tan


tbh use tret for about 5-6 weeks and see how ur acne is. if its quite stubborn - get on accutane if you wanna make the time frame



idk what ur issue is but for now, just hydrocortisonemax


100% make sure you get ones that match the “1995 eye color scale” (or whatever its called, look it up and youll recognize it instantly); match your pheno & have their pixels as fine as they can get. if the desired green looks too light on you - it would probably be worth sacrificing some brightness for better realism. i have seen my homies get caught for contactfrauding a few times by the hoes at the club, and they always stuttered trying to make an excuse - come up with a good excuse in case you get questioned that does not look like a blatant excuse. but speaking of this - said hoes are also quite bad at detecting even the most obvious contacts (as an example, one of them is a half italian/half persian wolverine-like dht monster that only got caught wearing a40 contacts IN BED AFTER HE ALREADY SLAYED). alternatively, you can just own up to it and say that you just like they way they look. oh, also do try to pick ones with realistic limbal rings for an extra effect. i know this is a lot of text, but contacts are a great looksmax if done right, so they should be taken serious imo.

enjoy bhai

Can you rewrite this in a more friendly tone? I feel threatened.

 

[Sadist]

Can you rewrite this in a more friendly tone? I feel threatened.

pay me

 

[Orka]

pay me

check discord first

 

[Copercel]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

90% of the things you wrote here are cope

 

[FiendFiend]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

ur most likely east europeans

 

[FiendFiend]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

ur defo east european or nordic. I had all this shit u mentioned i was legit subhuman, just do everything possible to not look east european and it will get u far

 

[Sadist]

fuck i just realized this was posted in the beginning of the month so bro probably wouldnt read allat

 

[Plushie]

ur defo east european or nordic.

nordic

 

[Plushie]

add lycopene & astaxanthin at around the same dosage to this mix.

I heard you either "picked" the orange undertones or the red undertones, didn't know you could mix the 2 lmao. Will def order some lycopene tablets if it helps my subhuman coloring thx

dont use more than 3x/week.

huh why not

do twice a day until they get white enough, then only at night to maintain

zeta recommended putting coconut oil on ur teeth over the night so i've just started doing that, i'm done with the whitening strips and they helped quite alot (not worth 80-ish bucks though if im being honest)

contacts are a great looksmax if done right, so they should be taken serious imo.

I bought these yesterday from just4kira, they look really nice on the model here but we'll see if they fit me (I didn't check if they would fit my eye) I have dark green eyes naturally so it might not be the worst fraud in the world

thanks for the high effort reply btw

 

[Nebelix28]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

Nigga what

 

[Sadist]

I heard you either "picked" the orange undertones or the red undertones, didn't know you could mix the 2 lmao. Will def order some lycopene tablets if it helps my subhuman coloring thx

trust me, the full combo gives the most mogger undertones

huh why not

diminishing returns

zeta recommended putting coconut oil on ur teeth over the night so i've just started doing that, i'm done with the whitening strips and they helped quite alot (not worth 80-ish bucks though if im being honest)

yea i heard the prices on them in the us are pretty crazy
when i used to be on them, i am pretty sure they were wayy cheaper, but then again i may be wrong
as for the oil, how’s that been? idk the mechanism behind its whitening effect tbh
if you want crazy white teeth overnight, you may as well try pneumo’s h2o2 method, but it takes quite a bit of effort and endurance, so see for yourself

I bought these yesterday from just4kira, they look really nice on the model here but we'll see if they fit me (I didn't check if they would fit my eye) I have dark green eyes naturally so it might not be the worst fraud in the world

yeah, they look about d30-34, may work out well
would be nice for a proper limbal ring to be there, but its minor
also i suggest reading reviews about their quality/safety, to make sure they dont fuck up your eyes (unlikely, but better safe than sorry)

thanks for the high effort reply btw

no problem man, hope you surpass your expectations and make the fullest of your ascension, whether it makes the deadline, or not

 

[Plushie]

trust me, the full combo gives the most mogger undertones


diminishing returns


yea i heard the prices on them in the us are pretty crazy
when i used to be on them, i am pretty sure they were wayy cheaper, but then again i may be wrong
as for the oil, how’s that been? idk the mechanism behind its whitening effect tbh
if you want crazy white teeth overnight, you may as well try pneumo’s h2o2 method, but it takes quite a bit of effort and endurance, so see for yourself


yeah, they look about d30-34, may work out well
would be nice for a proper limbal ring to be there, but its minor
also i suggest reading reviews about their quality/safety, to make sure they dont fuck up your eyes (unlikely, but better safe than sorry)


no problem man, hope you surpass your expectations and make the fullest of your ascension, whether it makes the deadline, or not

Alrighty, tysm for the help!

 

[JoKhao]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

Add zinc cream and zinc supplements really helps, after i shave i use it

 

[Eat My Dust]

BROO, take 200-400 beta caronteen not 100

 

[Eat My Dust]

Rice milk wont do shit, trow it out brother

 

[jxcob.79]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

View attachment 4091650
These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

I think creatines a pretty stupid idea if you wanna debloat, but yk what this is overall a good ascension plan

 

[looks>books]

I will try and ascend as much as possible for the next 15 weeks, and mog my past Christmas family photo

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These are the failos im going to try and fix/improve on (ranked from most to least important)
-My pale skin
-My acne
-My bloated face
-My light eyebrows/lashes
-My yellow-ish teeth
-My neck (honestly already pretty thick but could be improved on)

The plan:

- Tanning -

- I will ingest 100mg of beta carotene orally through pills, 1x a day
- I will be out in the sun more
- I will use fake tanner if methods above don't work

- Clear Skin -

- I will follow my skincare routine (please roast it):
Morning
Cleanser
Rice milk
Moisturiser
Sunscreen SPF 50%+

Night
Cleanser
Rice milk
2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant (if not using tretinoin)
Topical Tretinoin
Moisturiser

- Sharp Face -

- I will eat a 3:1 ratio of sodium to potassium
- I will cut out ALL junk food
- I will drink 2-3l of water daily
- I will ingest excess C-vitamin
- I will swallow with my tongue, not my cheek muscles (idk if this is cope or not)
- I will NOT be cutting sadly, because I am still growing and I am not willing to trade potential height growth for a more chiseled face

- Darker Eyebrows + Eyelashes -

- Pretty self explanatory, I will dye my eyebrows and eyelashes darker
- I will also curl my eyelashes and use a wax pen to form my eyebrows downwards

- Better Teeth -

- I will apply crest whitening strips every night until they look good
- I want to get invisalign but my parents won't pay since my teeth don't medically need it, so I will get the treatment when im older
- I will make my coffee iced, and avoid tea and other dark beverages

- Bigger Neck -

- I will do neck curls from the bed with weight plates on my head
- I will also gymmaxx as usual


So the full daily routine will look something like this
-Wake up (6:30)

-Make iced coffee

-Shower

-Style my hair + skincare + put on bb cream/curl eyelashes/waterline pen/every other fraud I do before I go to school

-Eat quark w/ banana and unsalted peanut butter

-Take creatine, a multivitamin, a c-vitamin tablet and the beta carotene pill

-Slave through school, sipping on water

-Eat chicken with milk + banana (I have a food card so I can buy my own lunches)

-Slave through more school, sipping on more water

-Gymmaxx

-Drink a protein shake with protein powder, milk, banana, oats, berries and unsalted peanut butter

-Rot on .org for 20 mins whilst sipping water n protein shake

-Do 3 sets of neck training to failure (every other day)

-Studymaxx until dinner

-Eat moms cooking (holy bloat)

-Walk the dog listening to clav n k-shami interview

-Brush teeth w/ water, and put on the whitening strips for 1.5 hours

-Get my mom to dye my eyebrows + eyelashes (only when they are getting lighter, not every day ofc)

-Chat up my crush/study/rot on .org

-Wash out hairproducts, bb cream ect

-Full skincare routine (you already know it)

-Go to bed 21:30

Things I am planning to interpret into the future:
-Melanotan 2, the only peptide I am truly interested in (I lowkey can't find the nasal spray version anywhere so if you know where I can find it let me know, I can't hide syringes and stuff where I live)

-Accutane, my acne isn't bad but if tretinoin doesn't save it I am heading straight to indiamart and buying accutane

-Surgery, specifically I am interested in a rhinoplasty + chin filler, but 16 is too young + im broke + my parents would never allow it

-Contacts, I know light green contacts would suit me well and give me a more "exotic look", will do if I switch schools over the winter


Okay that's all, this took awhile to write so leave a rep if you feel like it

Whats rice milk for

 

[jxcob.79]

Holy shit I picked up a concealer today and you're right. I can now fraud perfectly clean skin and no eyebags, holy concealer really mogs bb cream tysm

Still can't believe people call makeup gay when their favorite models wear it, I use bronzer on a daily basis for nicer hollow cheeks and it works a charm

 

[gryxo]

Ofc orka responds first

holy pfp good lord

 

[gryxo]

Still can't believe people call makeup gay when their favorite models wear it, I use bronzer on a daily basis for nicer hollow cheeks and it works a charm

yeah u a femboy no saving u now

 

[FlotPSL]

holy pfp good lord

Ty