Robbing Escorts to make some extra cash

S

smoothsexy

Diamond
Joined
Dec 29, 2022
Posts
1,282
Reputation
2,187
1. get burner phone
2. look for girls who are ''independent escorts'' and live in cities around you
3. Take a Bus so they cant get your plate numbers
4. Fuck her and take her money.
5. Profit

Like what they will do? call police? i dont think so.
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: justinzayn, Deleted member 23017, SPFromNY914 and 21 others
You're going to get yourself killed sooner or later, my man.
 
  • +1
Reactions: redrum64389, kuroro, R@m@ and 10 others
I would assume that the escorts know this is a risk so have some way of protecting themselves but idk how
 
  • +1
Reactions: justinzayn, Deleted member 21736, babineux and 2 others
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 23554
too risky. even if they say they're independent they might not be
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Htobrother, justinzayn, Dr. Bludy and 8 others
I would assume that the escorts know this is a risk so have some way of protecting themselves but idk how
i read here or on different forum that some guys used to get fake police badges and vests and then take money from escorts, I wonder if anyone actually did something like that
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Htobrother, justinzayn, 5'7 zoomer and 5 others
1. get burner phone
2. look for girls who are ''independent escorts'' and live in cities around you
3. Take a Bus so they cant get your plate numbers
4. Fuck her and take her money.
5. Profit

Like what they will do? call police? i dont think so.
Most of them have a pimp or some guy to protect them that's close - he could be in the same apartment, in another room, or in the apartment next door, or even hiding in a closet and watching you closely, and he will jump in very fast if there's any trouble...
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: zombey, Htobrother, Gengar and 14 others
i read here or on different forum that some guys used to get fake police badges and vests and then take money from escorts, I wonder if anyone actually did something like that
Could work with two people dressed as police, more believable that way. Would be awkward though if done near an open road and a real police car came past
 
  • +1
Reactions: smoothsexy
Only works if prostitution isn't legal in ur cuntry.
 
  • +1
Reactions: PubertyMaxxer, justinzayn, Quachil and 5 others
1. get burner phone
2. look for girls who are ''independent escorts'' and live in cities around you
3. Take a Bus so they cant get your plate numbers
4. Fuck her and take her money.
5. Profit

Like what they will do? call police? i dont think so.
Escorts won't meet you without screening
 
  • +1
Reactions: smoothsexy and Deleted member 16371
  • JFL
  • Woah
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 4362, Deleted member 23554, Artemis and 2 others
So what if a guy/pimp could be nearby?

You rob him too
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Htobrother, Deleted member 4362, chawaje and 2 others
Most of them have a pimp or some guy to protect them that's close - he could be in the same apartment, in another room, or in the apartment next door, or even hiding in a closet and watching you closely, and he will jump in very fast if there's any trouble...
agent tsa GIF by South Park
 
  • JFL
Reactions: smoothsexy
1. get burner phone
2. look for girls who are ''independent escorts'' and live in cities around you
3. Take a Bus so they cant get your plate numbers
4. Fuck her and take her money.
5. Profit

Like what they will do? call police? i dont think so.
How do you take her money? I doubt she stores her money, except maybe a bit, in the room you'll be having sex in
 
  • +1
Reactions: Htobrother
1. get burner phone
2. look for girls who are ''independent escorts'' and live in cities around you
3. Take a Bus so they cant get your plate numbers
4. Fuck her and take her money.
5. Profit

Like what they will do? call police? i dont think so.
Just get brutally stabbed to death by a 6’7 pimp bro!
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: efidescontinuado, justinzayn, Dr. Bludy and 3 others
How do you take her money? I doubt she stores her money, except maybe a bit, in the room you'll be having sex in
pull a gun on her and tell her to give all her money (fake gun)
 
  • Hmm...
Reactions: PubertyMaxxer
I feel like most escorts in large cities where sex work isn't targeted by LE operate independently. Not sure about this tho. Most escorts also aren't paying taxes.
 
I thought about doing this since a lot of shitty escorts here don't use pimps but I'm not tryna go to jail also
 
  • +1
Reactions: johnsmithcel and smoothsexy
It’s legit, that’s why they say no blacks cos we been hitting a stain on them
 
  • +1
Reactions: smoothsexy
It’s legit, that’s why they say no blacks cos we been hitting a stain on them
most beautiful escorts have a pimp jfl, and most of these guys are not your average gangbanger thug. they are in part of organized crime, and you dont wanna get caught in deep waters with them
 
  • +1
Reactions: johnsmithcel
most beautiful escorts have a pimp jfl, and most of these guys are not your average gangbanger thug. they are in part of organized crime, and you dont wanna get caught in deep waters with them
Tell that to the gang bih
 
  • JFL
Reactions: smoothsexy
Tell that to the gang bih
there are levels in that world jfl, you fuck around you get your life taken asap and no one gives a shit
 
  • +1
Reactions: smoothsexy
there are levels in that world jfl, you fuck around you get your life taken asap and no one gives a shit
can you get kill if escort say no kiss but you still kiss her during sex? she would call her pimp?
 
can you get kill if escort say no kiss but you still kiss her during sex? she would call her pimp?
Autist question just fuck her and pay her otherwise youll get involved with unnnecessary drama
 
  • +1
Reactions: smoothsexy
this is why escorts discriminate against shitskins and subhuman deformities. imagine thinking this is viable. the most you can get is free sex with an escort when you take the money back
 
  • +1
Reactions: smoothsexy
Most of them have a pimp or some guy to protect them that's close - he could be in the same apartment, in another room, or in the apartment next door, or even hiding in a closet and watching you closely, and he will jump in very fast if there's any trouble...
In the CLOSET NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP HAHAHAHAHAHA HE BE PEEKING WATCHING YOU FUCK HER DOGGYSTYLE

The reality is that this is stupid, she hides the money so you ain’t robbing shit unless you hold her at gunpoint and demand the info and at that point you’re better off stealing a car or robbing a bank
 
  • +1
Reactions: smoothsexy
In the CLOSET NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP HAHAHAHAHAHA HE BE PEEKING WATCHING YOU FUCK HER DOGGYSTYLE
Yes, there was case in Romania - a prostitute and a pimp were robbing their clients. When the guy would get naked, the pimp would burst from the closet with an axe in his hands yelling: "Hey, that's my fucking wife!!!!". The client would then quickly run away, leaving behind his clothes, wallet, and valuables.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: NegativeNorwood
Yes, there was case in Romania - a prostitute and a pimp were robbing their clients. When the guy would get naked, the pimp would burst from the closet with an axe in his hands yelling: "Hey, that's my fucking wife!!!!". The client would then quickly run away, leaving behind his clothes, wallet, and valuables.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤣🤣🤣

First of all, that situation the “pimp” is in the closet until the dude gets naked not the whole Fken time and waits for him to leave

Second

THIS IS NOT THE NORM ITS SO UNREASONABLE TO THINK A FKEN DUDE IN THE CLOSET WHILE YOU BANGING AN ESCORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Gonthar and smoothsexy
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤣🤣🤣

First of all, that situation the “pimp” is in the closet until the dude gets naked not the whole Fken time and waits for him to leave

Second

THIS IS NOT THE NORM ITS SO UNREASONABLE TO THINK A FKEN DUDE IN THE CLOSET WHILE YOU BANGING AN ESCORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just ask to check all the closets before you get to it
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Gonthar and smoothsexy
Yes, there was case in Romania - a prostitute and a pimp were robbing their clients. When the guy would get naked, the pimp would burst from the closet with an axe in his hands yelling: "Hey, that's my fucking wife!!!!". The client would then quickly run away, leaving behind his clothes, wallet, and valuables.

This is hilarious lmao
 
  • +1
Reactions: Gonthar
just ask to check all the closets before you get to it
The pro:
No guy with an axe can pop out on you

The con:
Your autism meter will go off the charts with the escort
 
  • JFL
Reactions: smoothsexy
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤣🤣🤣

First of all, that situation the “pimp” is in the closet until the dude gets naked not the whole Fken time and waits for him to leave

Second

THIS IS NOT THE NORM ITS SO UNREASONABLE TO THINK A FKEN DUDE IN THE CLOSET WHILE YOU BANGING AN ESCORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They do this all the time in LA not even to rob just to make sure you actually pay and the foid ain’t gimping any money
 
This would be based if it were actually worth the effort. I've thought about it before, but the escorts in my area all demand that you pay them online before meeting with them. At best you could steal their clothes and jewellry, which are just cheap slutty looking tiny filthy nylon bikinis beat up leather coats, and fake plastic gold. Teaching people math and science makes money faster than robbing escorts.

However, if you're in Burgerland, you might get some sort of recognition or reward if you helped a police department bust a prostitution ring, as I've heard that cops actually do split up the winnings of dirty money from criminals amongst themselves. They have no way of knowing who they took the money from, so they use it to fund their department. If you helped the cops by ratting them out and there's a shitload of dirty money that they find in the pimp's quarters, they just might give you a couple thousand incelbuxx as a thank you if the prostitution ring was that big. Plus then you'd get a tiny halo in your hometown, and police would also make sure that you remain anonymous so you have an added incentive to keep ratting whores and pimps out to them.
 
This would be based if it were actually worth the effort. I've thought about it before, but the escorts in my area all demand that you pay them online before meeting with them. At best you could steal their clothes and jewellry, which are just cheap slutty looking tiny filthy nylon bikinis beat up leather coats, and fake plastic gold. Teaching people math and science makes money faster than robbing escorts.

However, if you're in Burgerland, you might get some sort of recognition or reward if you helped a police department bust a prostitution ring, as I've heard that cops actually do split up the winnings of dirty money from criminals amongst themselves. They have no way of knowing who they took the money from, so they use it to fund their department. If you helped the cops by ratting them out and there's a shitload of dirty money that they find in the pimp's quarters, they just might give you a couple thousand incelbuxx as a thank you if the prostitution ring was that big. Plus then you'd get a tiny halo in your hometown, and police would also make sure that you remain anonymous so you have an added incentive to keep ratting whores and pimps out to them.
Who tf pays up front esp online lmao? If the hooker scams you you're not getting your money back
 
  • +1
Reactions: Quachil
Who tf pays up front esp online lmao? If the hooker scams you you're not getting your money back
Precisely, which is why I never did it. The plunder I'd get from the real escorts would be outweighed by my losses against the scam escorts.
 
the pimp is going to shot you
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤣🤣🤣

First of all, that situation the “pimp” is in the closet until the dude gets naked not the whole Fken time and waits for him to leave

Second

THIS IS NOT THE NORM ITS SO UNREASONABLE TO THINK A FKEN DUDE IN THE CLOSET WHILE YOU BANGING AN ESCORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The pimp will get out of the closet and jump inside his asshole while he is doggystyle and slamm against his tiny asshole with full force
 
  • JFL
Reactions: pfl

Similar threads

D
Replies
1
Views
294
Magnus Ironblood
Magnus Ironblood
grbbsc
Replies
28
Views
360
Obsid
Obsid
MalePrime
Replies
107
Views
2K
Norm Macdonald
Norm Macdonald
LettersfromAgartha
Replies
11
Views
223
LettersfromAgartha
LettersfromAgartha
TerminatorGenisys9
Replies
15
Views
164
The Grinch
The Grinch

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top