RODEBLUR FINAL TINDER RESULTS!

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nobody has said i look like a ''fucking rat'' capslock warrior

no, i'd like you to point out what exactly leads you to this conclusion because i cannot spot it
OK IM GONNA MAKE A THREAD
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SCARED MICE
 
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OK IM GONNA MAKE A THREAD
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SCARED MICE
what, are you gonna make a poll or sum?

are you that low iq you cannot explain in your own words what the fuck you're on about
 
Aight I'll buckle, seeing as I've been rodeblurposting like a madman recently I may as well give my actual opinion on potential looksmaxxes he can implement:

Heightmaxx (aromatise inhibition, HGH, even roiding) I've never had to do this as I'm 6'2 and found the blackpill a few months ago at 26 anyway, look at the best of the best guides on this I'm low IQ af in this area because it's irrelevant to me

The only other advice I could give (what I use to fraud to 6'4") is wear leather boots that are both stylish, masculine and add an inch of height - example:
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Framemaxx (gymcel like your life depends on it, HGH, roids, aromatise inhibition)

Dickmaxx (buy the BathMate, MaleEdge and PhallosanForte) If you're under 8x6 (basically every guy) this will benefit you

Colourmaxx (eat a shit tonne of carrots, add tomato puree to everything, supplement astaxanthin and beta carotene)

Chewcel Chew falim/mastic gum for an hour or two a day

He's too young to need to collagenmaxx yet but from 21 onwards tretinoin is a must, but he needs to do something about his acne but again no experience with that I'm sure there are plenty of acnecel threads on here

I'm not gonna advise on surgeries because I'm not seeing too many facial failos tbh and surgeries aren't really possible at 16 unless you have rich parents

If you can't afford any of the suggested looksmaxxes: get a job

Final result:

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@Good_Little_Goy @RODEBLUR
Last 3 don't even apply to me
 
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me too tbh. you have godtier skin genetics nigga ngl
I have a god tier cute ZAYN lookalike baby face and a Norwood 0 hairline too bro
 
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COPE
ZYGOS WONT GROW
PHILTRUM WONT GET SHORTER
HIS SID IPD WONT GET SHORTER
WEAK CHIN WONT GET STRONGER
Zygos and chin might grow if he's on HGH and roiding tbh (this nigga is 16) and philtrum can be shortened via a lip lift
 
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Yes, i do have a pussy

Your mom's
What's your ethnicity tho? I'm struggling to figure out your phenotype. So far I'm leaning towards Jewish Cuck
 
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smh i can never be bothered to wash face
hoping this is a troll rn
probably is tbh

you can use it without washing it just won't work as well
 
Zygos and chin might grow if he's on HGH and roiding tbh (this nigga is 16) and philtrum can be shortened via a lip lift
First off i already have big zygos
My philtrum is fine and harmonical to the rest of my face
My ipd is fucking godly, more on the far end than the narrow end maybe a bit too much but still
Also my chin is not weak lmao where did u get this idea
 
Ion even know what he looks like other than his nose
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What's your ethnicity tho? I'm struggling to figure out your phenotype. So far I'm leaning towards Jewish Cuck
Jewish? I ain't jewish u absolute faggot and u a bigger cuck than me go ask ur mom for more surgery money lmao
 
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Nigga looks like fucking Frodo from LoTR. Just needs the pipe and the costume and he'll be good to go
frodo bonemass,frame probably even height mogs him to oblivion
 
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First off i already have big zygos
My philtrum is fine and harmonical to the rest of my face
My ipd is fucking godly, more on the far end than the narrow end maybe a bit too much but still
Also my chin is not weak lmao where did u get this idea
I was replying to @goat2x
 
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keep coping fag
you will never touch a pussy except yours you look like a faggot
i don't have one lol

Would've used it by now. Too bad i have 7 solid inches of dong
 
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When I have time I will, over for you you fucking boomer. And I'm dead serious I am not joking
being 31 would make me a millenial though
 
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Matches are useless nowadays. Women just go collect them to tinder & badoo and only fuck with chads. I got 300+ on badoo rn, started like 3 weeks ago. Still gotten my dick wet 0 times. Irl is the only way, and even that is hard af.
Fuck OLD tbh
 
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Matches are useless nowadays. Women just go collect them to tinder & badoo and only fuck with chads. I got 300+ on badoo rn, started like 3 weeks ago. Still gotten my dick wet 0 times. Irl is the only way, and even that is hard af.
If they match you and you show no money or status, its a good indicator as to whether you look good or not. Slaying on tinder is probably the chad test
 
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If they match you and you show no money or status, its a good indicator as to whether you look good or not. Slaying on tinder is probably the chad test
Yeah I guess. I got no money or status to show anyways JFL.
Thanks, man.
 
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