Roidcels gtfih: My first cycle protocol (in videogame) mega thread

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Introduction(Skip if you want):
I'm currently planning my hamsters first PED cycle after doing about half a year of research on PEDs.
The following protocol is a prototype that i designed in order to fit my hamsters goals and minimize side effects.
Tell me what you think of it.

General Stats(pre cycle):
Height: ~183cm/~6 feet
Weight: ~79kg
Bf %: 15,3% (measured via body fat scale)
Training experience: Boxing and lifting weights for roughly 4 years pre injury,
then no training at all for one year.

Goals:
1. Injury prevention
2. Heightened energy
3. Increased endurance
4. Body recomposition (Muscle gain&fat loss)
5. increased athletic ability

Background info(Skip this if you want):
Because my hamster recently had to take a whole year off from doing any kind of physical activity due to severe patellar tendinitis, I have decided to let him hop on the juice in order to come back from his injury faster.

What i'm planning to take (in Skyrim):

Anabolic androgenic steroids/SARMs:
100-150 mg of test E/Prop weekly for four months

100 mg of NPP weekly for 3 months and one week

15-20 mg Ostarine daily for 10 weeks

Peptides:
500mgc of BPC 157 daily for a month

500mgc of TB 500 daily for a month

250-500IU of HCG three times weekly for four months

PPAR-delta Agonists:
20-30mg of Cardarine daily for three months

Stimulants:
one scoop of jack3d pre workout once or twice a week for four months

Aromatase Inhibitors:
0,5mg of Arimidex every other day if neccessary
12,5mg Aromasin if any kind of severe estrogenic side effects occur

Hair loss prevention(if neccessary):
5mg finasteride daily

Liver health:
N-acetyl Cysteine 600-2000mg daily
Silymarine (milk thistle) 400-1000 mg daily

PCT(after all androgens cleared the system):
100mg Clomid, 40mg nolvadex for first two weeks, then 50mg Clomid, 20 mg nolvadex for last two weeks

Bloodwork:
I am planning to do four blood tests for my hamster during this cycle: the first one pre cycle, the second one one one month into it, and the third one post cycle.

I will him test for:
-total/free test
-total/free DHT
-E2
-Prolactin
-Liver Enzymes (AST/ALT/GGT/Albumin)
-Cholesterol (HDL/LDL/VLDL

Because i unfortunally don't have access to liquid chromatography/tandem mass spectrometry my hamster will have to undergo ECL-immunoassay testing. I expect a significant amount of cross-detection to occur during the second and third test.

I am planning to post my hamsters blood test results on this forum

Feel free to tell me what you think of this protocol. My hamster would appreciate any advice.
 

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