Ronaldo sentenced to 99 lashes as a punishment in Iran for touching a foid JFL

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Ronaldo is said to have been sentenced to 99 lashes for hugging a painter to say thank you for her gift to him.

This angered a group of religiously strict lawyers in Iran because under Iranian law, touching a woman when in a relationship is a form of adultery.


Mundo Deportivo report that Iranian TV station Shara Emroz say that a sentence has already been handed down to Ronaldo and he will be subjected to 99 lashes for adultery next time he enters the country.


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good thing he'll never end up in that shithole then
 
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they wouldn't arrest ronaldo
 
touching a woman when in a relationship is a form of adultery.

based
 
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I can understand the logic but u think a Europe would know about that law

Also the woman is fucking ancient it's not as if he had sexually motivated intentions
 
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they wouldn't arrest ronaldo
What makes you think he’ll ever even step foot into that Islamic shithole anyway?

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Meanwhile Ronaldo in his penthouse reading the news:

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lmao thats why no one wants to live in them shitholes and theyre all in poverty

low iq poor brown retards
 
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What makes you think he’ll ever even step foot into that Islamic shithole anyway?

Funny GIF
laughs cage GIF


Meanwhile Ronaldo in his penthouse reading the news:

Vibing Cristiano Ronaldo GIF by Top Rank Boxing
@SecularIslamist
 
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lmao thats why no one wants to live in them shitholes and theyre all in poverty

low iq poor brown retards
cope , this is called being not a cuck, ur womeb are being whored out by all sorts of men, and your family unit is broken down, theyre based ethnonational socialism for the UK NOW!!!
 
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Absolute retard IQ levels for believing such Jewish news headlines. Iran is land of debauchery with an outward religious face due to politics.
 
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They just couldn't handle the smv mog of foreign man touching their "pious" iranian women. In reality, the young gen of iran have bf/gf just like westerners.
 
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lmao thats why no one wants to live in them shitholes and theyre all in poverty

low iq poor brown retards
Cope majority of Iranians are lightskin/ med tier :p:p:p
 
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cope , this is called being not a cuck, ur womeb are being whored out by all sorts of men, and your family unit is broken down, theyre based ethnonational socialism for the UK NOW!!!
stfu you goofy 16 yer old curry retard
 
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What makes you think he’ll ever even step foot into that Islamic shithole anyway?
He could go there to play football, or even if his plane is around that area, it could make an emergency landing or detour to Iran and he could be immediately arrested.
Something similar happened to Paul Rusesabagina - the 'Hotel Rwanda' hero - he was supposed to fly to some shithole country, but landed in another shithole where he was arrested.
 
That cesspoll should be sentenced to 9999 nukes
 
Oh but muh West is so oppressive. Better live in some Arab country where women are feminine. Right, you fellas?
 
Homie net worth alone worth their entire GDP jfl definitely not gracing Israel with his presence now :lul:

and absolutely not gonna put in a good word to prevent Israel from getting nuked gangbanged by the strong countries lmao
 
Oh but muh West is so oppressive. Better live in some Arab country where women are feminine. Right, you fellas?
the west is too liberal
 
Cope majority of Iranians are lightskin/ med tier :p:p:p
>pretending like your dogshit shitskin standards of whats ethnic matter

@Xangsane

1776 ben franklin definition of whiteness or BUST
 
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>pretending like your dogshit shitskin standards of whats ethnic matter

@Xangsane

1776 ben franklin definition of whiteness or BUST
it is what it is. Iranians and levantine arabs are the only good looking brown people. end stop. 😡
 
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Jesus Christ what a shithole. Crazy how they still haven’t progressed past the Middle Ages
 
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Absolute retard IQ levels for believing such Jewish news headlines. Iran is land of debauchery with an outward religious face due to politics.
While I don’t fully believe the source it’s even more retarded for those sand niggers to even be saying such things on national TV.

I mean nigga you're essentially contending with one of the most renowned figures to have ever step foot on earth for just side hugging a woman while you are just a religious extremist bald head journalist with 3 diabetic wives wearing a black scarf at home


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Anyway here’s the fact check released today that says contrary to yesterdays news

 
the woman was asking for and should be sentenced for infidelity.

stone the wheelchaired woman
 
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Ronaldo will just read this in his penthouse and chill with his model gfs easy work
 
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"SUIIII" (he screeches, in pain)
 
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remember when Iran used to be GOATed before that schizo Muhammad and Pisslam came to be?
 

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