ru58841 cum

[acm]

if you could cum out ru58841, would you guys jerk off every night, cum in ur palms, then rub ur ru58841-cum all over ur head for free topical anti-DHT?

better yet, what if you were slaying a foid, nutted in ur palms, then when she wasn't looking, you smeared it all over her head, then when she's like:
"heyyy, WHAT THE FUCK?! are you doing?"

you just nonchalantly say back:
"chill, im saving you from The Ludwig Scale, maybe you should let me slay your father next to help his sorry norwooding-ass "

 

[decret]

?????

 

[acm]

?????

read it

 

[ge0]

if you could cum out ru58841, would you guys jerk off every night, cum in ur palms, then rub ur ru58841-cum all over ur head for free topical anti-DHT?

better yet, what if you were slaying a foid, nutted in ur palms, then when she wasn't looking, you smeared it all over her head, then when she's like:
"heyyy, WHAT THE FUCK?! are you doing?"

you just nonchalantly say back:
"chill, im saving you from The Ludwig Scale, maybe you should let me slay your father next to help his sorry norwooding-ass "

posting just to post

 

[spongebob]

ND people be like...

 

[decret]

read it

I dont wana

 

[ascendtocl122]

sorry im not norwood 50 like you

 

[acm]

ND people be like...

I'm NT

 

[acm]

sorry im not norwood 50 like you

There's no balding in my family
this is a figment of my creative writing skills

 

[Topkra]

if you could cum out ru58841

dnr the rest

 

[iblamefranklin]

if you could cum out ru58841, would you guys jerk off every night, cum in ur palms, then rub ur ru58841-cum all over ur head for free topical anti-DHT?

better yet, what if you were slaying a foid, nutted in ur palms, then when she wasn't looking, you smeared it all over her head, then when she's like:
"heyyy, WHAT THE FUCK?! are you doing?"

you just nonchalantly say back:
"chill, im saving you from The Ludwig Scale, maybe you should let me slay your father next to help his sorry norwooding-ass "

bro what are we doing right now

 

[acm]

dnr the rest

read the rest then

 

[acm]

bro what are we doing right now

posting in off topic

 

[quan1]

the fuck r u saying

 

[UrFavSub5]

Bro made sure to add “slaying a foid” to not get another gay posting warning

 

[iblamefranklin]

the fuck r u saying

this high iq thread btw

 

[acm]

the fuck r u saying

practising my creative writing skills

 

[quan1]

practising my creative writing skills

very creative

 

[Topkra]

read the rest then

I did
Sounds hot

 

[acm]

this high iq thread btw

water

 

[acm]

Bro made sure to add “slaying a foid” to not get another gay posting warning

I bet i won't get banned for this

 

[ascendtocl122]

There's no balding in my family
this is a figment of my creative writing skills

ok ruspere

 

[acm]

@egyptiansub5 @PharmaPhaggot @Mogs Me @qxdr @EthiopianMaxxer best thread oat?

 

[abzz!]

same guy who's gonna win FUOTY 2026

 

[acm]

same guy who's gonna win FUOTY 2026

when did I say that

 

[abzz!]

when did I say that

you didn't say that

i just KNOW it's gonna happen

 

[acm]

you didn't say that

i just KNOW it's gonna happen

maybe if I bother posting high effort stuff instead of shitpostinf like this

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

Probs not since its lipophilic amd wouodnt dissolve well

 

[egyptiansub5]

if you could cum out ru58841, would you guys jerk off every night, cum in ur palms, then rub ur ru58841-cum all over ur head for free topical anti-DHT?

better yet, what if you were slaying a foid, nutted in ur palms, then when she wasn't looking, you smeared it all over her head, then when she's like:
"heyyy, WHAT THE FUCK?! are you doing?"

you just nonchalantly say back:
"chill, im saving you from The Ludwig Scale, maybe you should let me slay your father next to help his sorry norwooding-ass "

the method

 

[iblamefranklin]

water

frick you

 

[zudlife]

 

[italianltn]

Not a bad idea however you'd have to be extremely careful not to get any on your balls, that would be catastrophic. High risk high reward with this concept.

 

[iblamexyz]

you smeared it all over her head, then when she's like:
"heyyy, WHAT THE FUCK?! are you doing?"

I’d rather just nut on her face bro

 

[Nutsack2000]

this might be the best thread ever

botb incoming

 

[zakachiti]

if you could cum out ru58841, would you guys jerk off every night, cum in ur palms, then rub ur ru58841-cum all over ur head for free topical anti-DHT?

better yet, what if you were slaying a foid, nutted in ur palms, then when she wasn't looking, you smeared it all over her head, then when she's like:
"heyyy, WHAT THE FUCK?! are you doing?"

you just nonchalantly say back:
"chill, im saving you from The Ludwig Scale, maybe you should let me slay your father next to help his sorry norwooding-ass "

You are the smartest person ever

 

[acm]

Not a bad idea however you'd have to be extremely careful not to get any on your balls, that would be catastrophic. High risk high reward with this concept.

just don't be a weak bitch with ur cumshots

 

[acm]

I’d rather just nut on her face bro

what if she's balding on the ludwig scale and ur trying to save her

 

[iblamexyz]

what if she's balding on the ludwig scale and ur trying to save her

idc I just want to nut on a foids face

 

[acm]

idc I just want to nut on a foids face

yeah but in this scenario you'd be cumming in ur cusped palms then watering your ru-cum down onto her balding head like you're reviving a dead plant

 

[iblamexyz]

yeah but in this scenario you'd be cumming in ur cusped palms then watering your ru-cum down onto her balding head like you're reviving a dead plant

good

 

[acm]

 

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